Hawk 34

Mick does this character so fucking good. Is there any character he CAN'T protray?

Gee, could they telegraph this any more obvious? Mick quits (again) for Melina. Since Edge and HHH get to shoot all the time, I wish Mick would just blurt "Fuck this. I got creative control. I'm also rich, motherfucker. Im going to go write another NYTimes best seller. Call me when you need me to put over another green rookie".

Hey, a decent looking Stephanie. Those were the days.

Oh jeez, they don't even bother to make it look real.

Wrong. Stop trying.

Why are you looking at her boots, anyways?

I'm really going to miss Trish. Mickie is great and all as is Maria with her character and Candice is a good actress with slight improvement but Trish was all of it in one package.

Unforgiven is her final night.

I can't wait for Rock to do a quick "I miss the WWE! Wish I could be out there in front of the millions and millions of the Rock's fans. Go watch my movie!!!" interview on the red carpet as he tries to run away from the ooze of WWE. I wish Gridrion Gang was released head to head with The Marine.

Why does Shawn think he's funny? It has to be intentional, right?

Gnarly?

Coach is no XPac with product placement.

You know, of all the 80's workers walking around looking for a job, did they really need to pick Duggan? Probably because all of those guys from the 80's dropped dead and Duggan, by process of elimination was all that's left. Im just stunned Dusty didn't push for Duggan's spot.

Edge comes out sans belt and Lita. Cuts brief "I told ya so" promo, buries Cena. Lita is shore at the harbor and she throws a replica of Cena's belt into the harbor. Edge with the ultimate warrior fog of doom debuts his new belt which was the same belt as the one he already had just with a red "R" as the spinner. Edge challenges anyone to step up and Jeff Hardy comes out to a good pop acting all nuts. Gets in Edge's face. Edge insults Matt. Thought Jeff was dead and Jeff threw punches at Edge and Edge ran off.

Edge. It's far from over.

Give Jeff credit for not tripping over himself.

Ah, I see. Instead of belts hanging at TLC, it'll be the two spinners. Winner must grab his spinner.

Should've melted the title down instead, Edge.

Stealing a bit from 1997 is nice.

TLC match will have the EDGE belt and Cena's spinner belt hanging.

Lita is bringing out a NEW belt.

Isn't that one of the main things they push when getting your degree? I doubt you were expecting to walk in and just shoot from the hip.

Dallas/NO. Speaking of which, I can't believe ESPN is wasting a hour on a fake fantasy draft.

They did that when Credible meant something back in 1999.

Like WWE has even heard of The Game. They still think Creed is a popular rock act.