Hawk 34

How is it "old-school" when every other promotion in the fucking world does this intro style and they did this last week.

HUSTLE LOYALTY RESPECT It's not that hard to understand. It isn't a "wigger" thing.

Let's see, Chris Masters, Heidenreich, Cena... can't remember anyone else at the moment, but my brother used to train there. Nathan Jones. Samoa Joe.

Remember when wrestling used to shock us and make us care? Here comes the Hogan challenge.

Why stop now? You neglect that ECW and RVD only exist to JR and Lawler. The rest of Raw isn't even aware of this. Hey, um where has Orton been tonight? Oh shit.

You are about 6 years too late for that call.

Remember when Kane's blew up in the limo? Just sayin' that's the quality SFX from these folks.

Standing there in revealing clothes? That IS what the diva search is all about.

Umaga and Aramando usually get the 10:30 death slot anyways.

Just go ahead and hire all of them except the black one like we know you will.

Don't they have a black chick with horrible hair every season?

Warrior. WM12. Someone want to YouTube it? Not quite youtube but... I forget, were they using that match to punish HHH for something or were they just bowing down to the awesomicity that was the Ultimate Warrior in having him squash Hunter? This happened before MSG, I think the trade was that HHH eats the job and he'd get a push in return for it.

To be fair, RVD's ass-face isn't much different from his "determined" face.

Umaga and Aramando usually get the 10:30 death slot anyways.

That's probably one of the best Melina has looked. See...DX isn't that bad afterall.

Warrior. WM12.

How many movies can they spoof in one night?

This isn't the first time someone chanted YOU LOVE COCKS during a show before.

4 PATTIES? No, that's not over-kill at all.

At least he doesn't call his dick after the ninth wonder of the world...that'd be beyond strange and yet fitting.

He called his cock "Andre the Giant"?...

It's sad that HHH sold a orgasm better then Candice.

You are correct, Sir! I'm afraid of Stephanie stumbling upon the American Pie series when she goes to Blockbuster next week.

Okay, we are having a clear difference of opinion of determining which former JTTS tag team the Highlanders most resemble... Head-Bangers? BushWhackers? HeadShrinkers?

The magic is dead. Did they really have to be in the ring? Did Striker steal Martel's gear?