Hawk 34

Probably buying another car thanks to his wife.

Poor Heyman. He spent 5 years building Taz as the Mike Tyson of wrestling. The baddest man alive, the human wrecking machine and now he's a fat slob who got owned by Lawler and is bawling on national tv.

You realize that wrestling is fake, right? You do realized that Taz's reputation as well as his background were legitimate right? That punch was stiff and Lawler delivered it.

It's funny that the guy whose reputation was for being a legit hardass killer got owned by a 55 year old pedophile wearing a crown.

That last 10 minutes probably sold more buys for ONS2 then anything else in the last 3 weeks and tonight had.

Everyone, you just witnessed a money promo. Yeah, like Rudo said, it was all over the place but Foley was selling the show and gave for once, a more sensible explanation.

Oh, shit. THIS is a Foley promo.

Here comes Foley's inspired promo of the year.

Aside from Joey/Tazz/King trying to murder each other on commentary, it's been Raw minus the HHH/McMahon saga.

Seriously, how did Edge not break his neck there?

Dreamer nearly killed Edge there.

The announcing is the most fun I've had with WWE tv in months. Poor JR trying to direct traffic.

Chicks dig Matt Kenseth, quiet little cute farm boy(do they have farms up there in Milwaukee?) who has a sponsership with power-tool company. I'll be nice and say "good luck here".

Or pehaps the same stinky black shirt he has worn for the last 12 years?

They are basically saying "Foley has nothing creative to say...so let's just re-air stuff from when he was good at this".

You guys are aware this is TBS right? He turns so often that Lex Luger goes "dude, im getting confused". He'll be SD in 2 weeks.

Well, Orton was drafted around the same time Show was so the contract could have expired like Randy's did. I wish for once someone would just go "I'm leaving. What are yo going to do? Sue me? Please, You know how much you pay me? You can't beat me. I got the best defense on my side." and just leave. No bs contract expirations or drafts or anything.

I can't wait for this explanation. At least Angle made some sense. I'm sure it'll be "contract expired".

TBS=911 2.0

Edge luke'd that one.

We'll come back and somehow 5 people will have managed to not toss a drunk over the ropes.

I'm really loving Edge playing Shawn here.

I'm sure Richards injured himself again on that bump.

Sandman/Show is unannounced but it'll probably get set up here.

And man, he just went out pretty badly..at least he could have really hurt his legs He's a jobber everywhere. He was jobbing in ROH before he was called up to be a major league jobber.