Cowboy Battlenuts

Whatever happened to just giving him a new name and a gay avatar? Has that gone out of style? *cue Full House theme* You see people, it's guys like Marvin and MVP and EHME that make this forum what it is. Without there particular brand of posting, we'd have nothing to point to as an example when new posters wanna know whats acceptable. By eliminating the lower end of our forum, we're removing the contrast that makes the good ones actually seem good. I mean is being a good poster on a message board really that impressive without being able to say "see im better than that guy"? No. We're just dorks. And I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather be a dork with someone to look down on, then just a dork. So I say, let 'em stay! If anything, so we can all feel better about ourselves.

"Mark Summers from Double Dare signed an autograph for me and told me to take the physical challenge. It was the best moment of my life." I'm gonna make that a t-shirt.

I used to cook cocaine in Scott Baio's basement. Not sure if that counts though.

Go EHME! Let's give this tournament some legitimacy!

I think the most important thing about this episode was Ben's classic villianous ploy where he's pitting his two enemies (Locke and Widmore) against eachother. That was just too perfect. This episode was definitely more story based, and saying 'well it wasnt as good as the best Lost episode ever' isn't exactly a knock.

Is Brandon alive?

Let's really sell this by having Big Show clobber this guy with shoot punches.

A mass email!? I take back what I said, I barely managed a chubby!!

That was still easier to understand than most of his posts. So great idea.

Man with this much indifference I can so make it to round 3!!! Are we gonna do that $5 Sizzler coupon thing?

This was a complete and total masterpeice. I've never gotten a hard on from an internet video that wasn't porn, but damn you were close. I'm gonna go watch it again while standing....

I'm too excited about being ahead to care. Winner should get a $5 off coupon for the Sizzler!!!

Consolidate and start shooting heroin.

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I'm in a relationship. But that's very flattering.

^I'm glad someone got that. And twice. I pump it twice.

Freedom of Information Act. On a some what related note, Martin Short's last three google searches all contained the term 'balls deep'.

Oh I'm so nominating you. ^That guy. Five times.

American Heritage Dictionary v. sim·pered, sim·per·ing, sim·pers v. intr. To smile in a silly, self-conscious, often coy manner. v. tr. To utter or express with a silly, self-conscious, often coy smile: simpered a lame excuse. n. A silly, self-conscious, often coy smile. I'm a vagina with a coy smile? Awesome. Beats a dick with a height complex.

Don't ban people for their religious choices... I say be nicer about the whole thing and send the winner to some sort of posting fantasy camp.... that I'm sure someone will have to start.

Pretty shitty weekend overall. He's not doing too bad if he can open at 1 and still be considered disappointing.

I would think so. Perhaps he's been dealing with this problem for a while and that's the reason he caught the attention of whoever put their mission together. They knew they'd encounter this problem so they recruited someone who could deal with it.

Um... holy shit. I don't even know how to digest all that, I'm trying to think about the paradox of time travel then I get kicked in the man-pouch with the first thing to get me teary-eyed since Simba watched his dad get trampled by Wilderbeast in Lion King.