Cowboy Battlenuts

"Mark Summers from Double Dare signed an autograph for me and told me to take the physical challenge. It was the best moment of my life." I'm gonna make that a t-shirt.

I used to cook cocaine in Scott Baio's basement. Not sure if that counts though.

Go EHME! Let's give this tournament some legitimacy!

I think the most important thing about this episode was Ben's classic villianous ploy where he's pitting his two enemies (Locke and Widmore) against eachother. That was just too perfect. This episode was definitely more story based, and saying 'well it wasnt as good as the best Lost episode ever' isn't exactly a knock.

Is Brandon alive?

Let's really sell this by having Big Show clobber this guy with shoot punches.

A mass email!? I take back what I said, I barely managed a chubby!!

That was still easier to understand than most of his posts. So great idea.

Man with this much indifference I can so make it to round 3!!! Are we gonna do that $5 Sizzler coupon thing?

This was a complete and total masterpeice. I've never gotten a hard on from an internet video that wasn't porn, but damn you were close. I'm gonna go watch it again while standing....

I'm too excited about being ahead to care. Winner should get a $5 off coupon for the Sizzler!!!

Consolidate and start shooting heroin.

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I'm in a relationship. But that's very flattering.

^I'm glad someone got that. And twice. I pump it twice.

Freedom of Information Act. On a some what related note, Martin Short's last three google searches all contained the term 'balls deep'.

Oh I'm so nominating you. ^That guy. Five times.

American Heritage Dictionary v. sim·pered, sim·per·ing, sim·pers v. intr. To smile in a silly, self-conscious, often coy manner. v. tr. To utter or express with a silly, self-conscious, often coy smile: simpered a lame excuse. n. A silly, self-conscious, often coy smile. I'm a vagina with a coy smile? Awesome. Beats a dick with a height complex.

Don't ban people for their religious choices... I say be nicer about the whole thing and send the winner to some sort of posting fantasy camp.... that I'm sure someone will have to start.

Pretty shitty weekend overall. He's not doing too bad if he can open at 1 and still be considered disappointing.

I would think so. Perhaps he's been dealing with this problem for a while and that's the reason he caught the attention of whoever put their mission together. They knew they'd encounter this problem so they recruited someone who could deal with it.

Um... holy shit. I don't even know how to digest all that, I'm trying to think about the paradox of time travel then I get kicked in the man-pouch with the first thing to get me teary-eyed since Simba watched his dad get trampled by Wilderbeast in Lion King.

I don't see any problem with the flashfowards, it's not a means of giving stuff away at all other than to raise more questions about whats gonna happen next. And I think it's obvious that the other 2 people jack were talking about have to be pretty major characters, I don't think aaron would be one of the six, and I'm guessing Jack finds out about Claire, then she dies, Kate takes Aaron and now seeing Aaron is hard for Jack because Claire died. Seemed like they were teasing the idea of it being Saywers baby just to give the "Aaron" moment more of a holy shit factor. And I definitely disagree with not getting enough answers, they've made it clear what's going on, what's happened, it's just the Island itself is the biggest mystery so things like the smoke monster and why its "hard to find" shouldn't be given away til the end. Plus there's enough out there to peice together (like ) more of the major plotlines. This season just keeps picking up steam and after all the talk of condensing 8 episodes into 5 because of the writers strike I have no idea how I'm gonna be able to keep up with this show without doing coke. Oh and the spoiler isn't really a spoiler, it was just mentioned in the find815 game and not the show so I figured I'd tag it.