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My prediction for the three teams: Too Cold Scorpio and Marcus Alexander Bagwell Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon

Maybe Coach debuts Cyrme Time in an attempt to prove his blackness. Maybe it's just me but I see a bit of "Carlton" in Coach.

UTSU, didn't Stephanie McMahon main event more than 3 times on RAW? I only recall two but I know that she probably did at least a couple of more. Here's what I recall: WWF Women's Championship: Stephanie McMahon defends against Lita WWF Championship: Triple H defends against Stephanie McMahon and Chris Jericho

They should leave the lights off, this RAW has a cool feeling to it.

Jericho had the radio show before he left WWE as well. I'd also equate being a WWE superstar above being a "theatre star". Essentially, WWE is live theatre in front of 10,000 people on a weekly basis and millions on TV. Any actor would kill to be able to hone his craft in front of a live audience of 10,000 on a weekly basis. Plus, I'm sure that Vince pays more than "Joe's Canadian Theatre.........eh".

Chris Jericho might also need to grow his hair out a bit more or just cut it all together. His current hairstyle along with his Celebrity Duet performance would fuel many a John Cena/Jerry Lawler joke. If Jericho does return, the "Celebrity Duet" performance will become his "Stand Back". Jericho's hair looks like a preppy girly guy hairstyle if that makes any sense.

So, I'm watching TNT and the NASCAR Nextel Cup Race (Which featured Hulk Hogan saying "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines.") and I noticed an advert for next week's NASCAR Busch Series race. What does this have to do with wrestling? Next week's Busch race is brought to you by "The Marine" starring John Cena.

One is a WWE Tag Team Champion One is ROH Champion One is jobbing in TNA One is main-eventing RAW Except for Matt Bentley, I think that they've made out pretty good. And about Lance Cade, he's the only HBK graduate to have "the look".

Is something associated with Shawn Michaels getting cheered in MONTREAL?

LITA JUST GOT SCREWED! But, that's nothing new.

Are we getting some more Cryme Time tonight?

You're saying that Nitro needs to hit the weight room? I'm sure you're more ripped than he is, huh? I just think he's too skinny. Orton is what I'd consider 'regular' size. Thats what Nitro should aspire to be. Are you a size queen or something? Nitro looks like his gimmick, he's a ripped California beach body and that's his gimmick. Plus, I'm fairly certain that most women find ripped attractive over big.

Yeah, I also forgot that Jeff Hardy vs. The Undertaker in the ladder match was a RAW match and not a PPV match. Although, Hardy came thisclose to winning the title.

You know what's neat? Johnny Nitro Randy Orton Jeff Hardy Carlito Chris Masters Super Crazy Everyone in this match but Nitro and Crazy have been featured in a PPV Championship Main Event.

How in the hell did Hardy and Crazy come out so close together? Were they having a conversation about where the local Taco Bell is or something?

What the fuck is this? WWE Pretty Boy Segment?

Nitro? NITRO? N-I-T-R-O? Did WWE just decide to send all of their pretty boys to get the valuable 10 PM gay/bisexual male viewers?

Orton cuts his promos in tights now? What happened to his suits? Did Carlito spit on them all?

Didn't Mickie James want to be on top of the champion just a few months ago?

Did somebody say that Maria needed a Brain?

Not while he's under contract to MTV for Wrestling Society X.

Whatever happened to the news story that these guys were breaking up?

Maria's stupidity is so adorable. Props for the Jim McMahon and Ed McMahon mention though.

Chyna had to be the greatest thing ever for closet homosexuals. "She has breasts, I'm attracted to her, I must be normal!"

How can a show with no off-season have a season premiere?