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Rock: "Now Maria, why are you sniffing paint? Why are you watching paint? Is it because the WWE product is so damn boring that you have to be high on paint fumes to enjoy it? Is it because watching paint dry is more exciting than watching RAW?"

SUPER CRAZY!

Shouldn't Vince be on BOTH shows? Doesn't it make SD look inferior when the owner of the company only focuses on one brand?

"If you like John Cena in the ring, you'll like this movie." So, avoid at all costs?

When did Marky Mark sign for WWE Films? I mean, won't this conflict with his football movie?

Whatever happened to that feud where Melina said that she was going to take Trish out and become the ultimate diva in sports entertainment? And when did Lita move to Atlanta?

Is it just me or is this thread slower than usual?

More added....... So, if I had told you in 1996 that Sabu and Paul Heyman would be facing off in ECW with The Giant helping Heyman, Rob Van Dam saving him, only for Sparky Plugg to attack RVD. Then Heyman beats Sabu. What would you had told me?

So, if I had told you in 1996 that Sabu and Paul Heyman would be facing off in ECW with The Giant helping Heyman. What would you had told me?

If that idiot Andre Agassi would get off of USA. We'd have the first time in history that RAW was on at the same time on different channels.

JR: "I haven't seen a pipe that hard since John Holmes!" King: "What?" JR: "I said JOHN HOLMES!"

How hard would it be for WWE to get someone new to feud with DX? Like Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman.

JR: "This is like that movie where the Leprechaun killed people. Shawn Michaels has been killed BAH GAWD!"

FINLAY!

Someone needs to tell Triple H how gay, "Let's get ready to Suck It" sounds.

Roadkill and Claudio vs. DX?

You know what would be a good way to start RAW next week? Since we're in Atlanta. Wheel out the WCW Monday Nitro set from 1999-2000. Have Vince come out and announce that he's bought WCW. And let's just start back over from there.

Okay, when did the writers from Family Guy move to RAW?

Why do I get the feeling that Lita leaking the news to WWE.com is a subtle shot at WWE wrestlers leaking scoops like this to Meltzer?

"This is like the time that I commentated a Tom Cruise moment" *Cut to clip of Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch" "BAH GAWD OPRAH! TOM IS JUMPING ON THAT COUCH LIKE A GUBBERMINT MULE. HE'S GONNA TEAR IT IN HALF, WILL SOMEONE GET HELP? PLEASE GOD, THAT COUCH IS GONNA BE TORN IN HALF. DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE, DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

So, wait Johnny Nitro is going to pose for Playgirl? (About the only thing that Mick didn't do)

JR keeps saying belt.............. Someone's getting fired.

YES! Send Cena to SmackDown and off my TV.

I just noticed something. That arena is hella smaller than most arenas that they run RAW in.

May I recommend going to the Storm Wrestling Academy? That seems to be an EXCELLENT school.