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Actually, I think that Joey Styles may be the gayest character in WWE right now. First, he seemingly isn't interested in Ariel then he goes on about how tanned, shaved and fit Rene Dupree is.

Is it just me or did Joey Styles have a homo moment there?

Countdown to Rene's infamous hard-on? And I bet that his hard-on isn't for Ariel either. EDIT- O wait, I thought that he was fighting Thorne.

O no, Punk is flirting with Kelly Kelly. Watch out Maria............

Is there anyone gayer in wrestling than Rene Dupree? I think the fact that Rene Dupree is still employed proves Kanyon's theory wrong.

Did anyone get the biggest smile on their face after seeing CM Punk at MSG?

Shouldn't Cryme Tyme have a problem with a fake gangsta like John Cena? Vince is shooting by saying that Stephanie would have mixed feelings about tonight.

Whenever I see Anthony Michael Hall, I still get visions of him playing a nerd (like he did in Sixteen Candles).

Does anybody have an episode count for Gunsmoke? That may still be ahead of RAW.

Man, Trish's final RAW match is against the woman who came into WWE with the intent to have lesbian sex with her. When will lesbian learn that Trish isn't interested? Neither Mickie nor Victoria could bed her.

RAW is the longest running show in TV history? No other show has surpassed 693 episodes? Bullshit.

Am I the only one hoping for a "Change the Channel" chant during HHH/Vince?

Is that a faint dueling chant that I hear?

Nitro: "I am going to beat HHH worse than Stephanie does every night!" Nitro: "You suck more than Lita in a cheap Mexican restaurant!" And MSG loves THE CHAMP! Nitro: "What the hell is a 'Catch As Catch Can' match?" Nitro: "I would've main evented sooner but I was too busy being held down by the powers that be." Nitro: "You beating me is like Randy Orton passing a drug test." Nitro: "I'm going to leave you in worse shape than Kurt Angle." This week on RAW: Johnny Nitro vs. Eugene in a Melina's Dildo on a Pole Match! Next week on RAW: Johnny Nitro vs. Jim Duggan in a San Francisco 49er match where inside one of the boxes is a portrait of Bruno Sammartino

I feel bad for Carlito here, he's in a match with 5 pretty boys. Did JR just say something about "bisexual"?

Nitro: "I am going to beat HHH worse than Stephanie does every night!" Nitro: "You suck more than Lita in a cheap Mexican restaurant!" And MSG loves THE CHAMP!

How long until that ends up on YTMND? Man, the crowd is quiet for Nitro, aren't they?

Jeff is painting! So, Jeff just put his own entrance attire on Johnny Nitro.

Here come the gay jokes from Piper!

Remember when Roddy Piper had a live bagpipe entrance at WrestleMania I? YES! YES! YES! HE'S BACK!

So, which Vince McMahon does that plaque belong to? Vince McMahon Sr. or Vince McMahon Jr. or somehow even both?

Back to RAW, nice to see Umaga being man-handled by Kane. Easily the best RAW opener in over a year.

So, Bush is using his 5th anniversary speech to justify the War in Iraq. So fucking classy. Now, he's saying that Saddam posed a threat and we attacked to keep another 9/11 from happening.

I'm about to watch Dubya speak, Tell me when Umaga is gone.

So, how loud would the arena boo right now if Muhammad Hassan's theme hits?