Jaxxson Mayhem

Of course Florida has to win out. That goes without saying. Anyone loses now and they are out of the title picture.

Gil Gunderson "Ah, please you gotta help ol' Gil, whats it gonna take to keep you on the phone, I...dance for you? B-but you wouldn't even see it, y..a-alright, ha ha, I'm dancing! (starts singing & tap dancing)"

Florida made ALOT of stupid mistakes in that game. Bad turnovers, multiple shooting self in foot, etc. It's not like ol miss was the better team in the game. Florida stopped Florida from winning. Texas was just handled by Tech the entire game.

Did you watch the game?

Texas was dominated by Texas Tech ALL GAME. Did you not watch? Anyone who says, "It was only a loss by 1 point" obviously didn't watch the game. Florida KILLED georgia on a neutral field. Texas beat Oklahoma on a neutral field. Have you not watched any Florida games lately? They have been slaughtering opponents easily. Oh, and don't forget both the AP and Coaches polls have Florida ahead of texas.

Such horseshit to have texas ahead of Florida.

I think it's the same one, but I thought it was called "The Unreal Story of Professional Wrestling"

That cut was brutal. The couldn't do anything for it to stop bleeding.

Man... Roy Jones got owned. 118-109 unanimous decision.

Overrated? ..........Really?

It's just ridiculous that you can fuck up that bad.

1st they call it a fumble ( he was clearly down) 2nd they call no TD (the ball clearly broke the plane) 3rd they said it was recovered in the endzone (the ball broke the plane on the recovery so it should be on the 1)

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. Holy shit. The Gators just got fucked over hardcore.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!! THANK YOU IOWA!!!!!!!!!!

The fact they were up 14-7 with the ball and dominating the 1st half. The pick 6 then Lee remembering he sucks.

Unbel-.... actually it's totally believable. Looks like lsu might blow this.

Fat Tony Fat Tony: [bart, Lisa, and others are waiting for their car pool. Fat Tony drives up to them] We are going for a ride! group of kids: [gasp] Fat Tony: And by that I mean the carpool! group of kids: [relax] Fat Tony: Now who's ready to sleep with da fishes? [children gasp] Fat Tony: ...because I brought this Finding Nemo comforter!

Just started watching this last night so I'm catching up, but damn it is pretty good so far. Only reason I remembered this show was on was thanks to an appearance by Dennis Hopper on Conan.

Dr. Nick "Hey everybody!" So many of my choices were gone, but Dr. Nick is still great.

How often do you go to the casino at Hoosier Park?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking hell. That was gonna be my 1st pick.

Tracy Morgan was a white woman was great. Mostly cause of the most bizarre shit he would say.

I remember an interview where they said they can create an episode and have it done the day it airs.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick Get's the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

NIU got brutalized tonight.