"This is like the time that I commentated a Tom Cruise moment"
*Cut to clip of Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch"
"BAH GAWD OPRAH! TOM IS JUMPING ON THAT COUCH LIKE A GUBBERMINT MULE. HE'S GONNA TEAR IT IN HALF, WILL SOMEONE GET HELP? PLEASE GOD, THAT COUCH IS GONNA BE TORN IN HALF. DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE, DAMN YOU TO HELL!"
You writing for Family Guy now?