Dandy

He could put one a blonde wig and scream "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha," and be Jandy Orton.

Yeah, that was one of the first ones I said.

Be a white supremecist as, you guessed it.....Klu Klux Klandy Orton.

Be a bad movie in 2005 and be Flightplandy Orton.

He could become a deer hunter and be Tree Standy Orton

Who me?

Become the epitome of a Sammy Johns song and be Chevy Vandy Orton.

I was running low on jokes.

Just go back to his first Title run and be Blandy Orton.

How about a modern take on the "Captain" Lou Albano character and he is Rubberbandy Orton?

Be a blonde female star from the 60's and 70's that has a glass eye and be Sandy Orton.

Wear orange and talk to fish and be Aquamandy Orton.

See, Orton can be fun.

He should dress up as my dad and be "Randy" Orton! Wait, that's horrible.

Dress up as a frail old lady and have Morgan Freeman drive him around and be Jessica Tandy Orton.

I am a LEGEND. and a LEGEND KILLER. I am a LEGEND amongst LEGEND KILLERS. Hence, I must kill myself, as a I am a LEGEND KILLER and I must kill a LEGEND. then he explodes, hopefully he's filled with treats, like a pinata Candy Orton > Randy Orton <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, he should gro out a fro mullet and a cheesy mustache and be El Dandy Orton.

Why? You don't know a thing that will happen in those episodes from what was posted. It says nothing of what will happen in the flashbacks. If I told you that they are going to would that be a spoiler?

Well he had an edge to him back then. There was danger surrounding him. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now Rudo, how sensible is that?

I'm thinking since they tape on Tuesdays anyway, it wouldn't be that much of a burden to make the show live. Smackdown is probably not getting the ratings they want and they think a live show will make it be watched by more people, or they are shopping it out to other channels by saying it could be a live show.

I'm thinking that this guy realized it was Flair, sees some money in this, and exaggerated the entire scene. Flair could have "threatened" him verbally and it could be classified as assault. This guy most likely had to have almost caused a wreck or something for Flair to react to him. The story I first read made it sound like they were moving along slowly in traffic, the guy had just came from the local orphanage where he volunteers, and all of a sudden Ric "Madman" Flair pulls up beside him, damages his car and works him over. Come on! I bet Flair smacked on the top of the car, yelled at the guy, and possibly grabbed him. I'm not taking up for Flair, but I have seen and dealt with shit like this before, and it didn't involve a celebrity. There are people out there who trump things up to either get money, or it is their way of standing up for themselves because they are wishy-washy nobodies.

Hell, it won't be seen in a lot of markets in the US. We aren't getting it here. UPN sucks and WWE should be looking for a good deal somewhere else. My UPN channel is a hybrid of WB and UPN. Before Smackdown moved to Fridays, I got Smackdown at 10 PM Thursday on the East Coast. Now it is a Friday Show and I get it at 8 PM on Saturday. It's ratings will have to be bad, because it will only reach a limited number of TV's.

Raw Danny Basham---came over in the last draft via trade and has not been used on Raw. From all reports, he was a good worker in OVW, and was supposed to go back to his Damaja character when he went to Raw. Why not have him appear every now and then to establish his character, or hell make a tag team with him to fill out the tag ranks if you have no other plans for him. Rob Conway---he was getting a pretty nice mid-level push recently. I didn't like how he was basically doing a ripoff of Orton's "Legend Killer" gimmick recently, but I like Conway. They also took away his rope-assisted finisher to a swinging neckbreaker without the ropes. This guy should take the IC title off of Flair eventually (by HHH interference), and have an IC division with Shelton, Damaja, Greg Helms, Matt Striker, and Tajiri. Hell, Conway is not getting crowd reactions at all, but that is because he hasn't been in many feuds, just facing random people all the time. EDIT---I forgot, he was feuding with Eugene who is out indefinitely, so they are probably looking for something else for him to do. I still stand by my comments on him, though. Tajiri---only used sparingly. Like I said above, put him in the IC division. Hell, form another tag team with him. Whatever you do, though, use this guy! He is a great guy in backstage skits, and is good to watch in the ring. Rene Dupree---is he injured? I thought Grenier was the one injured? Are they both injured? Oh well, if he isn't injured, use him in the IC division or put him in the tag division. I can remember how they were talking about his bright future at one point because he debuted at 19 or so, but I think his horrible run on Smackdown put an end to that. He is a tag wrestler at the moment. Lance Cade---is his tag team with Murdoch over already? Did I miss something? If it is over, why didn't they at least play up the fact that Murdoch didn't like all the pretty boy stuff that Cade would do, and Cade didn't like all the hick things that Murdoch would do. You don't have to turn one of them face, just give them a reason to stop tagging. Smackdown Doug Basham---get rid of "The Bash Man" gimmick that sounds like an inter-office nickname from lame asses trying to be cool. Besides that, he was only used like twice since splitting from Danny. Doug actually has some decent moves that I think could get over with the crowd. I like his leg lariat, second-rope spinebuster, and his matwork. He should at least be on TV. Stevie Richards---I think they should put him with Simon Dean. They would be able to work together due to the bWo days, and Richards could be entertaining as a believer in the Simon System. There is another tag team for the increasingly good tag scene on Smackdown. By far, Smackdown utilizes it's roster better than Raw. They should still focus more on some of the guys that are used mainly on Velocity though.

Angle and Shelton should have a "wrestling feud," where neither man acts overly heelish or faceish. Just have them one upping each other in the ring during each match, and trading wins a couple times. The blowoff can be a 2 out of 3 falls match on a PPV, and by then both will probably be getting cheered by the fans for putting on good wrestling matches and neither have done any heelish things. From there, you could do a double turn during the PPV, or have them reunite as Team Angle (not as a tag team, although I would buy them taking the titles off Kane/Big Show.) As for Cena, let HBK take the title off him and have Cena go tweener for a while. His character would be interesting if he took on both heels and faces, but didn't pander to the crowd or mock the crowd either. Just have him insult all of his opponents, and PLEASE work on some wrestling moves. That leaves HBK with the title where he should lose it at NYR or the Rumble. You would have Shelton (if you did the double-turn), Edge, or Triple H as heels to face Michaels, although I don't want to see another HBK/HHH feud. I say let Michaels do the superhuman survival of the Elimination Chamber from the start of it, but only eliminating the last guy, then have Edge use the money in the bank shot against Michaels who is near death.

Yes, and it was WrestleWar. Flair was getting cheered by the end of the match because of how awesome he and Steamboat had wrestled each other in that feud. Funk was a judge awarding points at ringside and asked Ric for a title shot. Flair told him he'd have to get in line and Funk turned on him and gave him a piledriver on the judge's table. Flair was de facto face because of that.