Wally Balls

Oh Jesus.... I'm smoking some nugs right now and I've done none of those things. In fact, if anyone tried to draw on me, I'd shove a leaking 9 volt battery up their urethra.

I'm sure I'm way late in saying this, but I can't believe they changed his finisher from the FU to the Attitude Adjuster. What a stupid fucking name for a finisher.

To tell the truth, I'm not familiar with Bill Watts at all. I've been watching the E since I was three or four years old (which 1990-1991) but never watched NWA or WCW. I'm pretty certain that im not the only one who doesn't know who he is, especially considering today's fan base.

I would love to see a heel backstage anouncer that doesn't take shit from any of the wrestlers.

Trailer for this movie doesn't look terrible. Just another Marine type movie that's "safe". Not pushing too many envelopes.

Im pretty sure that Taker will win. Unless they want to give Michales the title of ending Taker's streak and ending Flair's career.

Who's side will the fans be on at Wrestlemania? Both? Marking out for everything?

I thought this would be a double finish of sorts. Good to see Michaels vs Taker official though...for now anyway.

I've never actually seen a Koslov match. Is he any good? And I'm serious when I ask that because I really don't know.

I would shit if they played a YTMND of Orton RKOing Stephanie on his titantron.

Orton sounds like a rapist right now.

Hunter should know better. The last time time he was on a 'zero tolerance' policy, Austin ended up stunning Stephanie. I wonder what Orton will do to the McMahons.

Bullets have no effect on HHH.

Jericho beat up Jimmy Snuka on the Piper's Pit set. Fuck...I missed this week's 'Chris Jericho and washed up has been in a work shoot' They've been the most entertaining parts of Raw for the last few weeks.

What did they do before Rey/Knox/Kane? Didn't tune in until the middle of the match.

And this is the first time I've seen Maryse. She's the hottest one they have in my opinion. And Melina just made a crack about sex and Maryse being a slut on commentary. That can't be cool.

I can think of plenty of matches better than the iron man match, here's 8 The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin - Wreslemania X7 Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Bret Hart - Wrestlemania 13 Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon - Wrestlemania X The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin - Wrestlemania 19 Randy Savage vs Ricky Steamboat - Wrestlemania 3 The Rock vs Hollywood Hulk Hogan - Wrestlemania X8 Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels - Wrestlemania 21 The Hardyz vs The Dudley Boys vs Edge and Christian - Wrestlemania X7

30 minutes would have been more than enough for the HBK/Bret match. It was obvious that Michaels was going to win anyway so there isn't much reason to drag the match out for 60 + minutes.

I actually hated this match.

I'm glad Kane won. The MITB needs more big men to interact with the high flyers. Rey will find a way into the match anyway.

Okay, but people didn't go into 2008 with god awful expectations for the NFC West. Okay, the 49ers weren't expected to do much, but the Rams and the Seahawks were teams that people thought could go 7-9 or 8-8. I don't think people had the Cards rated that much above the Rams or the Seahawks.

This probably could have been solved by me not putting numbers next to the teams, but I get it, you and everyone else thinks this list is stupid. I don't care. The laughable aspect of this is that you said I have every team in the same spot as last year. Everyone had Dallas, New England, and Green Bay at the top. No one would have put Miami in the teens and no one would have the Cardinals in the top 10.

The problem with making a Steet Fighter movie is that the games themself never really had a deep storyline. Which is why they're doing a spin off of sorts making it about Chun Li. At least the first one had Jean Claude Van Dam and that guy from The Adams Family. This new one has Chris Klien.

Garcia still hasn't signed. Well, if you think it's silly of me to have made this list, you probably shouldn't have typed reason number 2. In response to Czech, if you're trying to say that I contradicted myself, a team can show promise but still underperform. The list may be awful to some of you, but unless you're an NFL insider or work for any of the teams, you basically have the same knowledge about the NFL that anyone else does. There isn't any reason why you're list will be less outrageous than mine. And if you think it's completely ridiculous to even put together a list, all I'm doing is predicting what I think will happen. I don't care if I'm wrong.

Right, the Raiders should be top 15.