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  1. But Roho, I thought that generally speaking it's pretty taboo among a lot of Asians to date interracially. That getting old now?

     

    It probably is for most real Aians. I was born in Korea, but spent all but 6 months in the states. My parents are caucasian (adopted) so I'm ignorant to their culture. I'm basically a white guy who just happens to be Asian (if that makes any sense).


  2. I've managed to not vote during this entire tournament, and once again, I bring nothing to the table.

     

    I won't vote for Goldengreek. Truth be told, he doesn't really annoy me that much. The only real issue I have is that I don't ever recall one of Goldengreek's posts being longer than a few sentences, and they certainly never justifiy his position. His posts basically conisist of just negative replies to a pro-Cena post which just send the next string of posts down shit street without any brakes.


  3. As the only other known east-Asian poster here, it's nice to see more ethnic diverstiy. Regardless, I find her to be quite repulsive. I've found that a lot of Asians who grow up in the states really don't take a liking to Asian women. Must be the whole "white women predator" in us.


  4. In regards to the arguement of "who's a better wrestler, Cena or Rock?", I agree that Cena was better in his early days than Rock, although I think Rock surpassed him when he put on that ladder match with HHH at Summerslam. The Rock is the superior wrestler in my opinion, based soley on the fact of how much he can get the crowd into the match. Cena is over, but he doesn't have the crowd eating out of his hand, at least not everyone. Take the pop The People's Elbow gets and compare that to the Five Knuckle Shuffle. It really isn't even close. The Rock is the superior 'entertainer', which is pretty much synonymous with 'wrestler'.

     

    I like Cena, and I generally enjoy watching him whenever I happen to watch wrestling, but with a new movie coming out, as well as Wrestlemania, you'd figure he'd talk a little more about those things, and less about his bitter dislike and jealousy towards the more successful Dwayne Johnson.


  5. Seeing as he's a previously banned poster and has probably deserved it, I don't see a reason to keep him around either.

     

    EDIT: Okay, gotcha. (about the picture)

     

    Not directing this towards anyone inparticular (quote is just being used to make my point) but do some of you have selective sight/rationality or do you just not read my posts at all? I'm assuming a lot of you see ROHO at the side of the post and write the post off as terrible before you even read a single word. Doesn't matter, point is:

     

    I've made it clear numerous times that the only reason I'm a PBP is because I wanted to change my name and I thought making a new account was the only way to do it. At the time, I didn't see the "Change your display name" in MY CONTROLS. I was told that I was banned because the mods thought I was creating numerous accounts for malicious purposes. When they found out that it wasn't the case, I was let back in.


  6. Dandy, the fact that you obviously spent 20+ minutes trying to figure out a clever way to insult me on a Saturday evening is quite embarassing. Even more embarassing is that I pretty much said everything you said in the last tournament thread. How about some originalty, fella? If you put more effort into coming up with new reasons why you think I suck, and not just rehash old, ill informed reasons, then maybe I wouldn't take you as a joke.

     

    My bags are packed and I've got my ticket. I've boarded and now I'm just waiting for takeoff.

     

    Fucking Roho, why can't you go out doing something good like Kanji Watanabe?

     

    Because he's Korean, the third rate Asian behind the Japanese and Chinese.

     

    HA! You're from fucking Oregon. Lots of prosperity there.


  7. Dandy, the fact that you obviously spent 20+ minutes trying to figure out a clever way to insult me on a Saturday evening is quite embarassing. Even more embarassing is that I pretty much said everything you said in the last tournament thread. How about some originalty, fella? If you put more effort into coming up with new reasons why you think I suck, and not just rehash old, ill informed reasons, then maybe I wouldn't take you as a joke.

     

    My bags are packed and I've got my ticket. I've boarded and now I'm just waiting for takeoff.


  8. Salt-N-Pepa- "Whatta Man" (d. "Seether," 23-8) Easy choice. Voted for this in the first round and didn't for for "Loser".

    Beck- "Loser" (d. "I Want It That Way," 21-10)

     

    Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" (d. "I Don't Want To Wait," 27-4) Nutty Professor beats City of Angels.

    Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" (d. "Missing," 24-7)

     

    The Breeders- "Cannonball" (d. "Mmmbop," 21-10)

    Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" (d. "Wicked Game," 24-7) Fuck that other song. It eliminated Mmmbop.

     

    Kris Kross- "Jump" (d. "Who Will Save Your Soul," 20-11) - For some reason, this song reminds me of the old Nickelodeon show "My Brother and Me"

    Dee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" (d. "Inside Out," 22-9)

     

    Jamiroquai- "Virtual Insanity" (d. "Building a Mystery," 21-10)

    Warren G. (ft. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" (d. "Livin La Vida Loca," 26-5) Could go a long way in this thing.

     

    Notorious B.I.G. (ft. Puff Daddy and Mase)- "Mo Money Mo Problems" (d. "Kiss Me," 22-9)

    L.L. Cool J- "Mama Said Knock You Out" (d. "Genie In a Bottle," 19-12) - Mase and Puff Daddy sound like they have the fucking flu whenever they rap.

     

    Fiona Apple- "Criminal" (d. "End of the Road," 19-12)

    Weezer- "Buddy Holly" (d. "You Mean The World To Me," 26-4) - Another easy matchup here.

     

    U2- "One" (d. "Dreamlover," 22-9) - Voted for this and against the other previously. Easy choice.

    Jay-Z- "Can I Get A..." (d. "Tearin' Up My Heart," 21-10)

     

    Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" (d. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," 16-15) - Again, no contest here.

    Blink 182- "Dammit" (d. "All the Small Things," 21-10)

     

    Blur- "Song 2" (d. "Boys and Girls," 17-14)

    Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song" (d. "Plush," 20-11) - This is like choosing between a bucket of piss and a pile of shit. I'll take this for being the "piss" which I see as the less disgusting bodily waste.

     

    Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" (d. "Today," 16-15)

    Seal- "Kiss From a Rose" (d. "Crazy," 19-12)

     

    Cranberries- "Linger" (d. "Dreams," 21-10)

    No Doubt- "Don't Speak" (d. "Spiderwebs," 19-12) - A little more tought provoking this round, but then again it was the first music video that I saw, so it has to win.

     

    Alanis Morissette- "You Oughta Know" (d. "Ironic," 24-7)

    Green Day- "Basket Case" (d. "Good Riddance," 19-12) - Not voting for the the anthem of misandry and feminism again.

     

    Oasis- "Wonderwall" (d. "Champagne Supernova," 20-11) - I would have prefered "Champagne Supernova, but it's still good.

    R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" (d. "Everybody Hurts," 20-11)

     

    Chumbawumba- "Tubthumpin" (d. "Bitch," 19-12)

    Tom Cochrane- "Life Is a Highway" (d. "Glycerine," 20-11) - Livin' in the 90's

     

    Third Eye Blind- "Semi-Charmed Life" (d. "All I Want," 23-8) - The song that symbolizes the 90's for me. My pick to win it all.

    Blind Melon- "No Rain" (d. "Jealous Again," 24-7)

     

    TLC- "Waterfalls" (d. "Cryin,'" 17-14) - Now this is like choosing between gold and fool's gold.

    Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun" (d. "My Lovin'," 22-9)

     

    MC Hammer- "U Can't Touch This" (d. "Ice Ice Baby," 21-10)

    Skee-Lo- "I Wish" (d. "In The Meantime," 22-9) - At least his hook was original.

     

    Naughty By Nature- "O.P.P." (d. "Shoop," 21-10)

    DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince- "Summertime" (d. "The Freshmen," 20-11) - This was a really hard choice, but "Summertime" can always put me in a good mood.

     

    2Pac- "California Love" (d. "...Hit Me Baby One More Time," 22-9)

    Fugees- "Killing Me Softly With His Song" (d. "Wannabe," 23-8) - If "Semi-Charmed Life" doesn't win, then this is my second pick.

     

    Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But a G Thang" (d. "I Do It For You," 21-10)

    The Verve- "Bittersweet Symphony" (d. "One Week," 22-9) - That asshole Dr. Dre beat Bryan Adams.

     

    Beastie Boys- "Sabotage" (d. "Good," 26-5) - Another easy choice.

    The Cardigans- "Lovefool" (d. "Two Princes," 16-15)

     

    The Offspring- "Self Esteem" (d. "Give Me One Reason," 21-10) - I just remembered what "Save Tonight" was.

    Eagle-Eye Cherry- "Save Tonight" (d. "Runaway Train," 16-15)

     

    Semisonic- "Closing Time" (d. "Walking In Memphis, 24-7)

    Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under the Bridge" (d. "Shine," 24-7) - Tough choice.

     

    Radiohead- "Creep" (d. "Mr. Jones," 23-8) - Easy choice. I guess I shouldn't sleep on this song to win either.

    Outkast- "Rosa Parks" (d. "Lump," 20-11)

     

    Pearl Jam- "Evenflow" (d. "Low," 23-8) - I only voted for the other song because it was up against Sheryl Crow.

    New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" (d. "All I Wanna Do," 24-7)

     

    Pras (ft. Maya and ODB)- "Ghetto Superstar" (d. "One of Us," 24-7)

    Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Copares 2 U" (d. "Counting Blue Cars," 23-8)

     

    Nada Surf- "Popular" (d. "I Touch Myself," 16-15) - Meh.

    Faith No More- "Epic" (d. "Sex and Candy," 20-11)

     

    Guns N Roses- "November Rain" (d. "More Than Words," 26-5) - Don't care what anyone says, this song is great.

    Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)" (d. "Tennessee," 19-12)

     

    Hootie and the Blowfish- "I Only Wanna Be With You" (d. "Santa Monica," 22-9) - Hootie reminds me more of the 90's.

    Ben Folds Five- "Brick" (d. "Flagpole Sitta," 20-11)

     

    Garbage- "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" (d. "The Way," 19-12)

    Gin Blossoms- "Hey Jealousy" (d. "Back That Azz Up," 18-13)

     

    Foo Fighters- "Everlong" (d. "What's Up," 25-6) - What is "that" exactly? Eating pussy?

    Meat Loaf- "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (first round bye)


  9. Take this bullshit out of my fucking thread.

     

    What? You give people an open door to insult other posters and you expect civility, intelligence, good humor? You're either really naive or really stupid to expect anything other than insanity. I won't be here for long, but for everyone's sake I hope this is the last thing you ever organize, internet related or not, because you suck at it.


  10. I've managed to stay away from this for as long as possible. If my agenda was to get everyone to like me, then I failed miserably. Good thing it's not the case. Let me clarify myself: none of you have any effect on my personal feelings nor do you have any influence on the way I post. If it inflates your online ego to think that you've crushed me or hurt my feelings, then by all means continue. It doesn't really matter to me. I'm not going to try to "better" my posts in order to gain your respect just so you can weakly attempt to pick apart my posts and point out my desperation. This isn't reverse psychology. I'm not going to do anything differently.

     

    I don't like any of you and I don't want any of you to like me. I fully expect to take home the "gold" and be gone from this mess forever. If anything, annoying as many people on the way out seems like the best thing to do.

     

    Don't kid yourself about this being constructive criticism. You're just a pecker.


  11. Everything But The Girl- "Missing"

    Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" - Don't think I know either song, and I don't think I've even heard of Everything But The Girl, but their name is stupid so Iris gets the vote.

     

    There's no way that you don't know this song.

     


  12. Before I do this, know that nostagia is the biggest factor for me in determining my choices.

     

     

    Toad the Wet Bracket

     

    Veruca Salt- "Seether"

    Salt-N-Pepa- "Whatta Man"

     

    Just for the sheer nostalgia factor. Plus they performed it at Wrestlemania.

     

    Backstreet Boys- "I Want It That Way"

    Beck- "Loser"

     

    I don't mind "Loser" but "I Want it That Way" just screams 6th grade for me.

     

    Paula Cole- "I Don't Want To Wait"

    Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It"

     

    It was in The Nutty Professor. It can't lose.

     

    Everything But The Girl- "Missing"

    Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris"

     

    A staple of 90's alternative radio. Although now I fucking hate the song.

     

    Hanson- "Mmmbop"

    The Breeders- "Cannonball"

     

    No brainer.

     

    Chris Isaak- "Wicked Game"

    Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice"

     

    Had "Doggystyle" on cassett. I was clueless as to what he was talking about, but I was in 3rd grade and wanted to look cool.

     

    Jewel- "Who Will Save Your Soul"

    Kris Kross- "Jump"

     

    Never wore my jeans backwards, but this song gets the nod.

     

    Eve 6- "Inside Out"

    Deee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart"

     

    I had their debut album and this song is pretty much the only reason why. I honestly tried enjoying some of the other songs on the CD, but it wasn't happening.

     

    Sarah McLachlan- "Building a Mystery"

    Jamiroquai- "Virtual Insanity"

     

    Kind of a hard choice considering neither song sparks childhood memories, but "I Will Remember You" does, so therefore, Sarah wins.

     

    Warren G. (feat. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate"

    Ricky Martin- "Livin La Vida Loca"

     

    The first time I heard this, I actually didn't care for it. Nate Dogg's voice grew on me.

     

    Sixpence None The Richer- "Kiss Me"

    Notorious B.I.G. (feat. Puff Daddy and Mace)- "Mo Money Mo Problems"

     

    Just based on memories of hearing it on my mom's adult contemporary music stations.

     

    Christina Aguilera- "Genie In A Bottle"

    L.L. Cool J- "Mama Said Knock You Out"

     

    Tough choice. I'll go with "Mama Said Knock You Out" because it was used on Keenan and Kel as Kel's entrance music for the bagging competition.

     

    Boyz II Men- "End Of The Road"

    Fiona Apple- "Criminal"

     

    Easy choice.

     

    Toni Braxton- "You Mean The World To Me"

    Weezer- "Buddy Holly"

     

    Easy. It's hard to believe The Blue Album came out when I was in Kindergarten.

     

    Mariah Carey- "Dreamlover"

    U2- "One"

     

    Not U2's biggest fan, but this is a great song.

     

    'N Sync- "Tearin' Up My Heart"

    Jay Z- "Can I Get A..."

     

    I really hate that these two songs are matched up together but Ja Rule and Lil Kim were in the later, so it loses points.

     

     

    Give Me One Region To Stay Here

     

    Nirvana- "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

    Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box"

     

    Both are good songs. I mean Diamond Dallas Page did use an altered instrumental version of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" but Heart Shaped Box is the better song in my opinion.

     

    Blink 182- "Dammit"

    Blink 182- "All The Small Things"

     

    When "Enema of the State" came out, I traded a classmate of mine a Mewtwo Pokemon card for the CD. I wasn't too disappointed and I don't think these guys are as insufferable as many people do.

     

    Blur- "Song 2"

    Blur- "Girls and Boys"

     

    I think both songs are pretty stupid, but "Song 2" gets the nod for obvious reasons.

     

    Stone Temple Pilots- "Plush"

    Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song"

     

    Both songs are decent at best, to me anyway. "Plush" gets the nod because one of my buddies was obsessed with grunge and post grunge shit, and this was alway playing when I went over to his place.

     

    Smashing Pumpkins- "Today"

    Smashing Pumpkins- "1979"

     

    Great song, music video makes no sense.

     

    Seal- "Crazy"

    Seal- "Kiss From A Rose"

     

    Other than Seal's cover of "Fly like an Eagle" which in retrospect makes Space Jam even more corny, I'm not very familar with his other songs. I'll choose "Crazy" for totally arbitrary reasons.

     

    The Cranberries- "Dreams"

    The Cranberries- "Linger"

     

    I like both of these songs, but "Linger" brings back more memories.

     

    No Doubt- "Spiderwebs"

    No Doubt- "Don't Speak"

     

    This was the first music video I ever saw. By virtue of that title, "Don't Speak" has to win.

     

    Alanis Morissette- "You Oughta Know"

    Alanis Morissette- "Ironic"

     

    Whenever I picture Alanis Morissette, I picture domestic violence and a very pissed off woman filled with angst and hatred towards men. "You Oughta Know" is the angrier female anthem.

     

    Green Day- "Basket Case"

    Green Day- "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"

     

    "Good Riddance" got very annoying by the time every single High School graduation had that or Vitamin C's "Graduation (Friends Forever)" for their song. Dookie was a great album and this was one of my favorite songs.

     

    Oasis- "Wonderwall"

    Oasis- "Champagne Supernova"

     

    "Champagne Supernova" is easily in my top 5 90's songs.

     

    R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion"

    R.E.M.- "Everybody Hurts"

     

    I like both songs, but "Everybody Hurts" is just so depressing and drenched with Michael Stipe's melancholy.

     

    Chumbawumba- "Tubthumping"

    Meredith Brooks- "Bitch"

     

    Both songs irritated the fuck out of me. "Bitch" gets the nod because it gave kids an excuse to swear.

     

    Tom Cochrane- "Life Is A Highway"

    Bush- "Glycerine"

     

    I convinced my mom to order me the "Living in the 90's" cassettes off of TV. This song was on it, so it wins by default.

     

    Toad the Wet Sprocket- "All I Want"

    Third Eye Blind- "Semi-Charmed Life"

     

    A staple of 90's music. If you're around my age and grew up in the 90's, then there isn't any way you can't vote for this song.

     

    Black Crowes- "Jealous Again"

    Blind Melon- "No Rain"

     

    Their only song that I know was a pretty good one.

     

    2 Legit Bracket

     

    Aerosmith- "Cryin'"

    TLC- "Waterfalls"

     

    Great song. Another staple of 90's radio.

     

    En Vogue- "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)"

    Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun"

     

    I really don't like either song to be honest, but "Black Hole Sun" is one of those songs I can't bring myself to even remotely like.

     

    MC Hammer- "U Can't Touch This"

    Vanilla Ice- "Ice Ice Baby"

     

    Vanilla Ice was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, but not this song. Both songs sampled other, better songs, but at least MC Hammer could dance.

     

    Skee-Lo- "I Wish"

    Spacehog- "In The Meantime"

     

    One of those awesomely bad songs.

     

    Salt-N-Pepa- "Shoop"

    Naughty By Nature- "O.P.P."

     

    Yeah you know me.

     

    DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince- "Summertime"

    The Verve Pipe- "The Freshmen"

     

    Not really a contest. I never understood the meaning behind "The Freshmen" as a kid. I didn't know what abortion was.

     

    Britney Spears- "...Baby One More Time"

    2Pac- "California Love"

     

    Hard choice. I didn't actually enjoy "California Love" until I was older and "Baby One More Time" reminds me of those confusing times when girls were starting to become less gross, and more appealing.

     

    Spice Girls- "Wannabe"

    The Fugees- "Killing Me Softly With His Song"

     

    I impressed my friend's older sister and her friends by naming this song when it came on the radio. I was like 9 at the time, they were 16-17.

     

    Dr. Dre (feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But A G Thang"

    Bryan Adams- "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"

     

    Both songs are good choices, but Bryan Adams was always playing on my mom's adult contemporary radio stations. Reminds me of grocery shopping, then the toy store afterwards

     

    Barenaked Ladies- "One Week"

    The Verve- "Bittersweet Symphony"

     

    At one point, I successfully sang "One Week" without screwing up any of the lyrics. I was so proud of myself. My mom thought I was seizing or something.

     

    Better Than Ezra- "Good"

    Beastie Boys- "Sabotage"

     

    Music video was fucking awesome. For Christmas one year, I got a Talkboy, which was that recorder thing from "Home Alone" I put it next to the radio when this song came on and it enjoyed significant playtime until I recorded a scene from "Dumb and Dumber" over it.

     

    The Cardigans- "Lovefool"

    Spin Doctors- "Two Princes"

     

    Easy choice.

     

    Tracy Chapman- "Give Me One Reason"

    Offspring- "Self Esteem"

     

    Another arbitrary choice.

     

    Eagle-Eye Cherry- "Save Tonight"

    Soul Asylum- "Runaway Train"

     

    Their only song ever. Well, maybe not, but I can't list another one.

     

    Mark Cohn- "Walking In Memphis"

    Semisonic- "Closing Time"

     

    Nostalgia wins again.

     

    Collective Soul- "Shine"

    Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under The Bridge"

     

    Both songs are good. Not my favorite Chili Peppers song, but a good one nonetheless.

     

     

    Damn! I Wish I Was Your Bracket

     

     

    Counting Crows- "Mr. Jones"

    Radiohead- "Creep"

     

    Even as a big Radiohead fan, I don't mind this song.

     

    Outkast- "Rosa Parks"

    Presidents of the United States of America- "Lump"

     

    Any Presidents of the United States of America song not named "Peaches" doesn't belong on this list.

     

    Cracker- "Low"

    Pearl Jam- "Evenflow"

     

    Another staple of my grunge obsessed friend.

     

    Sheryl Crow- "All I Wanna Do"

    New Radicals- "You Get What You Give"

     

    I really don't like this song, but I had to pick one.

     

    Pras (ft. Maya & ODB)- "Ghetto Superstar"

    Joan Osborne- "One Of Us"

     

    Another staple of 90's pop radio.

     

    Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Compares 2 U"

    Dishwalla- "Counting Blue Cars"

     

    Easy choice for me.

     

    The Divinyls- "I Touch Myself"

    Nada Surf- "Popular"

     

    At the time, "Popular" was popular. When I listen to the song in retrospect, it sounds like shit.

     

    Marcy Playground- "Sex and Candy"

    Faith No More- "Epic"

     

    Easy choice.

     

    Extreme- "More Than Words"

    Guns N Roses- "November Rain"

     

    Although "More Than Words" is one of those cheesy songs that I like way more than I'm comfortable admitting, November Rain was just fucking awesome.

     

    Arrested Development- "Tennessee"

    Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)"

     

    Yet another staple of my mom's contemporary music.

     

    Everclear- "Santa Monica"

    Hootie and the Blowfish- "I Only Wanna Be With You"

     

    Cracked Rear View was a great fucking album. The music video was fun, and plus it had fucking Dan Marino.

     

    Harvey Danger- "Flagpole Sitta"

    Ben Folds Five- "Brick"

     

    Contrary to those true Ben Folds Five fans, I like "Brick" a lot.

     

    Fastball- "The Way"

    Garbage- "Only Happy When It Rains"

     

    I saw Garbage on for the first time on Beavis and Butthead and I didn't get them.

     

    Gin Blossoms- "Hey Jealousy"

    Juvenile- "Back That Azz Up"

     

    It just sounds so 90's.

     

    Foo Fighters- "Everlong"

    4 Non Blondes- "What's Up"

     

    Great song.

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