Wyld Cannon

I dig the extra pulpy stuff cuz I can pass it off as a meal. I try to pass as many things off as eating a meal as possible. And cranberry juice is number one best juice. Grapefruit is close though.

I haven't worn underwear in like 3 years. Laundry day comes far less often now. Chicks don't dig it as much as you might think though.

Does anyone remember from the CM PUnk shoot where he talks about getting a job in a laboratory or something because he just faked his resume? My point is do jobs even check that you graduated from a school? Because I'm pretty sure my current company doesn't (I know the peeps in H.R.).

Wasn't Tears of the Sun originally a Die Hard movie but got changed into whatever that was? I would have preferred Get Rich or Die Hard Trying as a title. Or It's a Die Hard Knock Life. and I don't even like rap music.

Next year's winner should be Space. Space: Thanks for housing EVERYTHING.

But with the advances of modern medicine and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300.

Come on, he said he only gets access to WWE television in the country he lives in, just because you get to see other shows he has been on, to put it into context, if a young English wrestler who had been on the scene about 8 years debuted in the WWE, you'd all refer to him as a rookie because you haven't seen him before. Whereas I have. Depends on what scene he came from. If he wrestled for a major indy promotion in England (and if he did why didn't he ever work in American or Japan??) then he would probably be known around here. CM Punk was World Champion in the top indy in the U.S.

There will be at least 3 major to semi-major wwe defections.

I'd guess the PW in the middle stands for Pro Wrestling but who knows. Total Pro Wrestling Wankfest??

See No Evil selling 3 times as many DVD's as Wrestlemania.

Well Tofu may be a meat extender but it doesn't do anything to "extend my meat". Thank you, I'm here all day! Literally.

He is neither a rookie nor has he greatly improved.

Pelican - S/T fuckin amazing

I made a similar fucking post a few goddamn weeks ago and you fuckers shit all over it! I'm not really mad I just like to unecessarily swear when i come to the socket. I got my ho a bunch of different back massagers (bath & body works has this blue ball one that you can put lotion in and it works awesome), and one of those head trip things (i kinda looks like a round rake, they're weird). I think she's gonna dig em. They're only side gifts though.

I remember that like it was yesterday, I was dying laughing when it happened.

Yeah but asians are pretty feminine in their own right. They all look like Final Fantasy characters, right?? And if they try to grow a beard it is mad weak.

That is a pretty sad story, but I've always wondered what would happen if a whole team (i always imagined professional) died in a plane crash.

taking out a 10K dollar loan to stay in school for one extra semester and never finishing. But 80% of the blame goes to my worthless lazy father who wouldn't fill out his half of the financial aid forms. So really being born of him is my worst mistake. THAT FUCKER!

Is Fall being only 3 weeks arguable? Because I'm pretty sure it's 3 months long just like all the other seasons. And fall is the best season. Not too hot, not too cold, trees look all cool and shit, its usually fairly dry till december, and you gain an hour with DST. Fall is manliest, winter is for homos.

I've always understood Fashioncore to be the bands that dress up in whatever fashion their genre dresses like first and puts out music on the side, like Atreyu, From First to Last, Bleeding Through, Aiden etc.

Let's not forget Just Like Heaven. One of the best openings ever.

How many blind people are there though?? A million?? Really seems like a waste to change things for less than one percent of the population.

I saw Marufuji vs. Misawa last night. The match wasn't anything extraordinary IMO, but there were some really cool spots such as I still mark out for unecessary headdrops, I just love em so much. I could watch a million of 'em Norm.

How can people vote for CM Punk for WRESTLER OF THE YEAR when all he did was squash Mike Knox all year?

Why do you guys keep converting your temperatures to Celsius?! BE NORMAL! Snow is terrible. Having to brush off your car chaps my ass. Having to de-ice a car doubly so. Snow doesn't really cause any danger, but ice certainly does, especially the demon known as black ice. And girls are cute in summer. In winter their hair is all f'ed up, they get all fat and pale, sick dude.