TheShooter

I think beer is the cause of more sex than Viagra.

I would not put any amount of money on a team that is led by Rex Grossman. Don't be a sucker picking the Colts. It's just like how every year some dumb fuck baseball writer tries to get all sexy and pick some team other than the Yankees or Red Sox to win the AL East. Every year a lot of (if not most) people pick the Colts because "THIS IS THEIR YEAR" or "PEYTON MANNING WILL FINALLY COME THOUGH!" and every year it's the same old story: Brady and Belechick get out there and get the job done. It doesn't always look pretty, and it doesn't always get done in the first 3 quarters, but they get it done.

I think what you are referring to is the Butterfly Effect. It's a bunch of BS and you shouldn't worry about it.

Can anybody even say what Obama stands for? He's well spoken, yay. He's good looking, yay. He's not a Washington insider, yay. But what else is there that makes him so appealing?

Obama will never get elected. His name sounds too much like "Osama." On a serious note, we are still a long ways away from there being enough support in this country for a black or woman president, so you can just calm down. Maybe that guinea conservative goomba Bush-ass-kissing fuckhead Guliani will get elected and you and Rush Limbaugh can be happy for another 4 or 8 years.

"But yesterday, as she was bending over to grab a cigarette, " I thought that was going somewhere else...

Mark McGwire? Nigga please. The guy was roided up harder than Triple H. You gotta send a message to the kids by keeping these roid freaks out.

You spend $75 on your half-brother's three kids? I guess you're not as cheap as I thought you were.

It's basketball season?

You're wrong. The only words that mean you want to spend the rest of your life w/ someone are "I do."

So your wife just gave a co-worker an expired Blockbuster gift card. That will go over well.

Why the fuck is your better half giving you a Christmas present before Christmas? Lame.

Not bad, but I disagree on San Diego vs Denver. San Diego's offense will explode after a couple of bad weeks and they will win in a blowout unless Denver finds a way to pump carbon monoxide in their dressing room.

I wasn't drunk, but my partner probably was. Actually I think I drugged her.

That thing about male virgins only lasting 5-10 seconds is not always true. My first time, I lasted a lot longer than I did most other times. Maybe because I wasn't doing it right?

Can anybody explain how this is relevant? I mean seriously. Are they trying to compare him to Foley? Fucking desperate republicans.

Have you ever had a trip to the grocery store where nothing happened?

Thank you.

"Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out." Bwahahahahahahaha.......

No al, it's just that not everybody has the same encycolpedic knowledge of baseball as you do. I never knew the dude pitched for the Royals.

If Suppan's short and pathetic tenure with the Red Sox is any indication, he will be banged hard by the Tigers. Some guys are just born to be NL pitchers (*cough*JOSHBECKET*cough*)

The Cardinals have failed miserably when it comes to getting hits with runners in scoring position. Puljos has performed only slightly better than A-Rod. There is no reason to believe the Cards will win this series.

While we're waiting for this series to start, let me throw this out there. Anybody else find it annoying how FOX feels the need to cut to 5 different shots of fans between every pitch and show super tight close ups of the pitcher's face before every pitch? I mean it's one thing if it's during a dramatic situation, but they do it constantly. It's like OMG BOTTOM OF THE 1ST INNING 3-2 COUNT we better make this seem really dramatic!!! Very annoying.

Looks like oddsmakers have Mets as the favorites tonight. Hard to believe considering the pitching matchups. Well, I guess the fact that the Cards offense is about as fearsome as the Padres', and Puljos sucks dick could have something to do with it, but still...

Thousands of US soldiers dead in Iraq for a worthless cause. Let's see you devote some space in your blog to that. Beeyotch.