Ketamine Disaster

I'm gonna bang hot chicks. That's the plan so far.

I nearly drove two hours to see an art exhibit with a girl who I told I never wanted to speak to again, merely because she offered to spend the night. Curse this penis.

The fact remains that Nick is crying because he's being forced to serve time, even begging his mother to call the judge and get him better living conditions. Meanwhile, the kid who was hurt with their combined stupidity has no living conditions whatsoever. These tapes are disgusting.

It's ridiculous to say that one is the largest superhero franchise when the other franchise in question has only made one movie.

My buddy got a ticket last night for throwing a cigarette BUTT out his window. Seriously, the cop had nothing better to do.

Aesop Rock - Daylight E.P.

Picture every Weezer song ever, and that's what it sounds like.

Iron Man made $100 million opening weekend. You honestly think this will make less than that? 120. I'll go middle of the road.

"I think I know a prop head when I see one!"

Yes, Fred Durst was the bartender. Remember when they were in the bar and Amber popped up in hallucination form, but Wilson said that she wasn't? I'm thinking she called truce and wanted to meet with House. That episode was fantastic, by the way. House taking four Vicodins in forty seconds, the tripping balls was hysterical.

I would offer kids I know who sell drugs the opportunity to either give me half of their profits or go to jail.