JHawk

Maybe do subfolders for the WWE folder? One for Raw, one for SmackDown, one for ECW, with a separate one for Raw/SD PPVs.

Um...What?

Available but reserving the right to change that at a moment's notice depending on PC availability and work schedule.

In as Make Me A Sandwich B!tch

But what use does a high school student have for a cell phone anyway? The only reason Mommy and Daddy should be calling you during school hours is if a relative is in the hospital or has passed away. That's it. Mommy and Daddy can't call the office for that? I don't necessarily agree that they should be banned outright, but turn them off. If buying a gallon of milk is that important, every cell phone plan in the world has free voice mail these days.

The fact that some people are taking the woman's story as fact when most of the evidence seems to be siding against her boggles my mind.

Just to prove I did actually turn something in on the false hope that IL no-showed (for those not in the know, my PC was stolen in the middle of my move, so I literally have to write my matches and columns either on my lunch breaks or at the public library, which explains my inactivity). --------------- Cut backstage to a closed door, where referee Scott Ryder is seen knocking on it. Ryder: "Time for the match, Mr. Rickmen." "Thanks Scott," is audibly heard from behind the door. A few seconds later, the door opens, and out steps Insane Luchador, ready for action. He turns to head to the gorilla position, unaware that a steel chair is flying toward his head. SMACK! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" DING DING DING! Jay Hawke slowly emerges onto the screen, and he scoops down to pull IL up to his feet. He locks in a tight front facelock, then drops his opponent straight down onto his head with a DDT that lands Andrew Rickman vertical. IL slumps to the floor, and Hawke immediately covers as Scott Ryder slides into position. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Satisifed at his ingenious scheme that allows him to be the victor with little effort, Jay Hawke allows Scott Ryder to raise his arms in victory before casually walking off camera.

Was he bad in the eyes of the smarks? Or bad in the eyes of management? Because it'd be almost impossible to turn both groups off. Well, sounds like Dave was making his own opinion there on Dreamer's weakness as a booker. Remember Tommy was kicked out of the booker's office in almost record time a couple years ago. Yeah and I bet it was for something really stupid knowing Tommy like trying to put common sense into the booking. Can't have that. Actually, IIRC it was for acknowledging continuity errors. So yeah, basically. Wouldn't want the core fanbase to think paying attention is important.

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe

HOLT = Happening Off Live TV

The 1-2-3 Kid-Owen Hart match from KOTR 1994, from about the time Kid limps down the aisle until the final bell. The best four minutes match you'll ever see.

I like how they realize how popular YouTube has gotten and they're actually using that to their advantage by posting the shows there as well. I'd like this better with exclusive matches and stuff on it, but it's certainly a step in the right direction.

MST = Mountain Standard Time. 7:30MST = 9:30 Eastern time which means roughly 2:30am across the pond.

I've got news for you, and I can attest this working in a retail music department about half an hour from ICP's annual Juggalo Fest or whatever the fuck it's called. The vast majority of people who ask for and buy ICP CDs are in their 20s and should know the difference between crap and not crap.

He defended the crown against Duggan up until the Jan 90 Saturday Night's Main Event. I remember some of Savage's house show matches with Dusty Rhodes being advertised as for the crown as well. I think they all ended in DQs. And thank God, because Queen Sapphire would have made me puke.

Before any of the ECW faithful get their hopes up, this same rumor started up last year after One Night Stand actually drew, and nothing came of it then either. I'd like to see it, but I won't believe it's happening until I do.

4.5k. A damn good 4.5k, I think, but 4.5k. Don't want to overshadow Blank-IL or the main event, after all.

I want to see the CZW vs. ROH match for the crowd alone. The debate has the potential to be the biggest squash in ROH history. And I don't think there's a chance in hell of Cabana taking the belt tonight but I'd love to see it happen.

The opening match is designed to get the crowd involved. That can be a match with simply great work such as Rockers-Orient Express from Royal Rumble 1991, or it can be a match with a loudmouth heel that pisses the crowd off like any Iron Mike Sharpe house show opener. If it's the best match of the night, it sucks, granted. But if it gets the crowd hot for Scott Norton vs. Ernest Miller, it's done its job.

How can a lawyer die of a heart attack? Don't you need a heart first?

Maybe Sly could run the Bobby Heenan AWA angle where he keeps winning the title only for the announcement that he failed to make weight. Gold, I tell ya!

As far as recruiting goes, my brother is on the way in before too long here (which is why those "mystery" promos with Jay Hawke have been around on occasion), but most of the people I know who might be interested in this "wouldn't have the time" to do more than RP feds despite being able to do a 6000-word promo in no time flat.

My fiancee absolutely loved it. I loved the first two minutes and nearly fell asleep during the next 45. If you saw War of the Worlds, you saw the main plot of the movie, and it was more impressively done.

Exactly the goal I had when I first won it. Even the match I lost the title is basically the old school blowoff, the cage match.

Russell Crowe's Favorite Match was non-title, as that was lunacy to be a title match stip even by SWF standards.