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BEST MATCH EV-ER! *clap clap clapclapclap* BEST MATCH EV-ER! *clap clap clapclapclap* BEST MATCH EV-ER! *clap clap clapclapclap*

Who would even say that? I think you're just being silly here. Talk to any Steelers fan, particularly any fan within two hours of Pittsburgh. You'd think Terry Bradshaw was Tommy Maddox the way they talk up Ben.

How old is Longdogger Pete supposed to be? Maybe we've found out who his illegitimate son is supposed to be!

We got every right to be bitter as Browns fans. Ideally, I'd like to see the Steelers win the AFC Title in a classic against Denver only to get anal raped in the Super Bowl 62-0. But that's just me. Seriously, I'm hoping for 27 overtimes so the winning team is too tired to practice the next two weeks and the NFC winner runs away with it. My picks though are Seattle and Pittsburgh. After last week, Pittsburgh seems to have the football gods in their corner.

Ooo, this is getting good...

El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson I like what I've seen of Coyote, and it's ELM for chrissakes. INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins No prediction on my own stuff as always. Oh, and as an aside, while breaking up the ICTV and USJL titles would essentially ensure my character's place in history as longest reigning International Champion ever, we've got four singles title already and only about 20 active members. It's just my opinion, but I think titles mean more when there aren't as many of them. Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu It's gotta go five just to see what wacky stipulation they come up with for Clusterfuck. Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild But it's gonna be close if both show. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King Like MaddiKing can co-exist long enough to win the titles. I can only see the title change here if KOJI's absence forces the change. Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers I'd like to see Myers as Inuyasha, especially if we can convince the former Mistress Sarah to accompany him as Kigome. BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke MANSONOSITY~! forces the top rope to break and everybody else to fall backwards over it, breaking their necks in the process. OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull Just because

LoserBuysTheBeer smokes all y'alls!

I keep wondering if it's the same Janus or if the original Janus was erased from existence. I watch too much Red Dwarf.

Agreed with Calvinball! As far as one I've written, my Old School Rules match was cool, and that Canadian Death Match I just did was fun. I could have done another 4,000 words on that easy.

I've got no problem with that, Spike.

Agreed. It'll be especially helpful around the Year End Award voting.

Honestly, as a Browns fan I don't care which teams win this weekend as long as the NFC team wins the Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm bitter. So what?

I might not after tonight if Zyon brings his A game, but thanks man.

SuperBrawl III. Jesse Ventura: "Always take the easy way out. That's a lesson for all the kids out there." Tony Schiavone: "Jesse, you have kids watching. I have kids watching." Ventura: "And if they listen to me, they'll take the easy way."

Michaels is a better athlete than Henry, thus making him more entertaining to me. Henry, when they play to his strengths, can be entertaining. But I've paid to see HBK. I can't say I ever bought a ticket because Mark Henry was on the card. Shawn wins.

Jay Hawke

I just thought taking that angle would make it a hell of a match when we got there. I think everyone else will agree.

As someone who works at Circuit City, I can tell you that management wants us to annoy people until they buy stuff. And being the most vocal about not wanting to do that, I'm damn surprised I still have my job.

Believe it or not he really is married to her. Only for the last ... oh, I'd say nine months or so now. They got married at the Cauliflower Alley Club banquet last year. But seriously, everybody thought they were already married well before then, myself included.

What the fuck do Mr. Pibb and red vines have to do with sports, though?

Sorry, Mrs. Guerrero.

Me claim opening promo!

Um...since this is the first time I've been able to get in since Monday afternoon, how would you expect me to tell you if I was still having issues exactly?

Is bored a real color?

MAIN EVENT INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke No prediction, but easily my toughest title defense in 2-3 months. BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH! Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank Blank takes the first one, but it's gonna be fun to read. HARDCORE MATCH JJ Johnson vs. Manson Stable pride says Triple J, but Manson is Manson and can win it if he shows. HANDICAP MATCH Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford Zyon/Spike SINGLES MATCH Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara Stable pride says Landon, but TORU > your god. TORU takes it. SINGLES MATCH Ghost Machine vs. Max King Max King SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude 70s Dude.