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In as Cheat2Win. Will probably wait until closer to June 13 to pick a roster.

The world doesn't need CSI three times a week, let alone with repeats every other week.

CRIMETIME SATURDAY is probably a hell of a lot cheaper to make. Of course it is - it's a rotating wheel of CSI:X, Without A Trace and Cold Case repeats. NBC does the same thing with the three Law and Order shows on Saturdays... Wait a minute. REPEATS? If I want to watch repeats I'll wait for the DVD releases. Dumbasses. Whether you liked Joan of Arcadia or not (and I did), you've got to think being cancelled for fucking repeats is a bullshit move.

Let's go head cheese. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP! Let's go head cheese. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!

And the beautiful thing of it is how it brings the character around full circle and builds for tomorrow's main event. I gotta make a point of staying up for the show to be posted now.

Enders as in Eastenders? You mean that shitty show is *still* on over there?

I'm still trying to figure out why this is an issue. If WWE really gave a rat's ass what happened in OVW, then there'd be no such thing as The Basham Brothers since Doug Basham and Damaja were feuding at the time of their callup.

So what's wrong with your landline, bitch? And why are you calling it a cellphone? It's a mobile - only Americans call it a cellphone! ...oh yeah. Because my long distance carrier for my landline phone sucks ass while my long distance plan on my mobile is free?

Turns out I officially can't call our World Champion because International calls are blocked from my cell phone altogether. Sorry Toxxic.

I have free long distance, but I don't know if they count international calls on that or not. So no talking to Toxxic for me.

We sell those Hostess chocolate cupcakes in the vendings machines in our break room. Those things are fucking addictive. Thank God there aren't any in there right now.

Didn't you know about the super secret time travel episodes of Storm we're doing now?

MAIN EVENT SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Wildchild (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) Dub Cee HARDCORE MATCH SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: Toxxic, the SWF World Heavyweight Champion Ejiro Fasaki v. "Maniac" Bryan Rodgers Interesting, actually. Ejiro's trying to follow the rules, but here there are none. What will Ejiro do? Win, that's what. HOUSE RULES MATCH RUSSELL CROWE'S FAVORITE MATCH Lil' Buck v. Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) No prediction other than somebody's gonna have a hangover in the morning, and I doubt it's gonna be Lil' Buck. SINGLES MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Spike's due for a win, but it'll be close. HARDCORE TWO ON TWO MATCH SPECIAL GUEST ANNOUNCER: Johnny Dangerous, one-half of the SWF Tag Team Champions! Arch Griffon and Manson v. Martin Hunt and Danny Dagda GriffSon

Of course you did. I was writing with you.

I would probably hate this match if I was watching it on Raw. But I could definitely use one to just have fun with, so I'm gonna thank you, win or lose.

I think Davey might have done a shot or two for Eastern Championship Wrestling in between his IC Title reign and his first WCW run. He wasn't there during the Extreme Championship Wrestling era.

The replay is in about 12 minutes on one of the Showtime channels (on the East Coast). I've heard great things about it, so I'm gonna lose sleep to watch this one

::looks at the standings:: I suck.

That'll put asses in the seats Hey, it puts about 300 asses in the seats at Universal Studios. Of course, those tickets are usually freebies...

I thought Vader was hurt and that's why the program got changed.

Suck up!

If my partners in the main event have any ideas on how to structure things for this one, we'll need to get together via PM or AIM ASAP.

They're also pushing back the release of the Season 2 DVD set because Paramount wants to wait for the season to debut. My thought: Why did they even bother advertising the debut of season 3 if they didn't have enough episodes in the can to guarantee them airing?

He's still got to get into January to break Honky Tonk Man's record though. If there's any WWWFE record that's still reachable without changing history, it might be that one.

I thought Orton kept the title until mid-July. December 12th 2003 to July 25th was Orton's Reign... October 17th(or 24th, not sure) to May 2nd is Shelton's current reign... Benjamin's got a little more time before getting at Orton's reign Benjamin won the IC Title on October 19. Orton actually lost the IC Title on July 11, holding it for 212 days. Benjamin's reign (as of May 3) is at 196 days. Target date: May 20