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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

I've heard nothing but good things about Stoke-On-Trent, and I am OWNING you in posts.

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

You are only owning me in posts cos I have to go to work!, And the only people who say good things about Stoke are either hobos or from Cannock. 100% fact.

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

So do you have any intentions on joining the cole World order?

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

No way am I joining the Cole world order!

Cole is improving greatly in the commentary position, but I'm not going to be joining any appreciation society in support of him.

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
What is this Stoke, you people speak of?

Imagine a shopping centre surrounded by slums and abandoned factories...That is Stoke-on-Trent.

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

They have a local football team, I've heard.

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Guest LooseCannon
And the slums are full of burglars.

Well as long as they aren't muggers and murderers, that's okay.

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

The burglars double up as muggers and murderers. Don't think I'm making this up, in a survey of crime, job chances, schools, housing, etc, it was discovered to be the worst city in Britain to live in.

Stoke has two football teams (both crap), Stoke City and Port Vale.

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Guest LooseCannon
The burglars double up as muggers and murderers. Don't think I'm making this up, in a survey of crime, job chances, schools, housing, etc, it was discovered to be the worst city in Britain to live in.

Stoke has two football teams (both crap), Stoke City and Port Vale.

Oh, so it's a city. I thought it was a shopping center, but I get it now.

 

Should I have spelled center like "centre?"

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

I would hate to live in Stoke, if that's true. Stoke is a crappy name for a town, too.

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
COLE RULES YOUR COCK!

He tells my cock what to do?

Or do you mean he measures my penis?

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Guest Incandenza

**ahem**

 

I've finished my latest sure-to-be-read-by-no-one masterwork for the main site, but I'm debating whether to put it up now or later.

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
And by football you mean soccer right?

Seeing as we're talking about an English city, I don't think there'll be two American football teams! Yes, I'm talking about Association football, aka, European football, aka, soccer.

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Guest LooseCannon

Well shit, you didn't have to use that exclamation mark. I'm just a stupid American.

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

I hate it how English football is termed as soccer by americans. In english football, players kick with their feet, hence football. But in American football, the ball rarely touches their feet. Why call it football?

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Guest LooseCannon

I don't know. Just ended up that way. Not everything has to make sense.

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