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Guest Marshall
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Aren't horses brilliant? They're just like old-fashioned cars... but without windscreens

Guest TheBlurricane
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Insanity runs rampant with ruthless aggression

Guest Kingpk
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I'm back.

 

::Invades the Netherlands and Sweden::

Guest Marshall
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I've seen yer wrappin' presents when it's nobody's birthday!

Guest TheBlurricane
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maybe now that Kingpk runs Sweeden he can get the Sweedish Bikini Team to come on this board :D

Guest Marshall
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I've seen you wearing your brother's clothing!

I've seen yer bobbin' up and down like a little pickled onion!

Look Ma, I'm skipping! Me legs are a positive blur!

I've seen yer fillin' father's sandwiches with tongue on a mutton day!

I've seen yer buyin' liver instead o' lamb.

Is that a moustache on your face sir, or is it shit?

Guest TheBlurricane
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did you just use the word blur in vain?

Guest Marshall
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You know, putting up a tent is like making love to a beautiful woman. You undo the zip, pop in your pole and slip into the old bag.

Guest Marshall
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ou know what, right? I really love Lisa Stansfield

Guest TheBlurricane
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watch out eiker or the evil subtractor will get your posts

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