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Guest The Camel
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Hmmmm.......................................................... I need a post before I retire tonite. I'll cut off at 100.

 

FINALLY, THE CAMEL HAS REACHED 100 POSTS! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME IN ALL MY GLORY! I'M COMING AFTER ANGLESAULT, HE'S GOING DOWN!

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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I should've known he was Jericho....

 

 

NICE HAIR!

Heh. I actually do have nice hair. I don't wash it every day, it just comes naturally. See, Nash really IS my god.

But, do you have the braids?!

 

I think not. :P

I did. A friend of mines always plays with my hair (it's about shoulder length) and she braided it at one point. I was trying to get into her pants, so I was all for it.

Guest Flyboy
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I should've known he was Jericho....

 

 

NICE HAIR!

Heh. I actually do have nice hair. I don't wash it every day, it just comes naturally. See, Nash really IS my god.

But, do you have the braids?!

 

I think not. :P

I did. A friend of mines always plays with my hair (it's about shoulder length) and she braided it at one point. I was trying to get into her pants, so I was all for it.

DAMN YOU TO HELL!! :P

Guest The Amazing Rando
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Flyboy is HELD DOWN by the Braids!

Guest The Amazing Rando
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Guest Flyboy
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Flyboy is HELD DOWN by the Braids!

Nah... actually, chicks dig braids. :)

Guest Flyboy
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Big, you're hispanic, right? Shoulder length hair? o_O

Guest evenflowDDT
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When has HHH pedigreed HBK, other than Monday Night?

I don't know when, but I downloaded this clip from old WWF TV on KaZaA called "the real Pedigree" a long time ago, and it's got HHH giving HBK a screwed up Pedigree, he lifts him up too high and drops him on his head.

Isn't that some jobber called Champagne or something?

I don't think so... but if it's not HBK, is sure as hell LOOKS like HBK. Camel's seen the clip too, so I don't think we're both getting it wrong.

 

Yea, braids are cool. Oh, but I'm not a chick. Nevermind.... <_<

 

Actually, what's weird for me is when you see a chick that looks good in dreadlocks. It's rare, but it happens.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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And the party doesn't stop

Guest Flyboy
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I'm going to stay up until the thread gets 100~!

Guest The Amazing Rando
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hey Flow...you need to thank THE AMAZING RANDO~! for making your sig pic possible

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Stop playing with your dinghy!...

Guest The Amazing Rando
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Killing Kittens...Nationwide!

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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I laugh everytime I hear that in Tommy Boy..

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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BEES!!!IM STARTING TO SWELL!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!

Guest The Amazing Rando
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i'm sure a few kittens just died in Flyboy's neighborhood

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Yeah..

 

Anyone remember when Chris Farley was El Nino and challenged Ric Flair on SNL?

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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WeatherScope

 

Anchor.....Will Ferrell

El Nino.....Chris Farley

Ric Flair.....Jim Breuer

 

 

 

 

Anchor: Welcome to "WeatherScope". The biggest news this season, undoubtedly, the huge mass of warm Pacific water known as El Nino. Though it has caused torrential downpours in the Pacific region, El Nino has also dominated many tropical storms, preventing them from becoming hurricanes. In a dramatic development, the Weather Channel has captured the following satellite images of the mysterious phenomenon known as.. El Nino.

 

[ cut to El Nino standing in front of huge winds delivering his pitch in the style of a professional wrestler ]

 

El Nino: I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino! Yo soy El Nino! For those of you who don't "habla Espanol", El Nino is Spanish for.. The Nino! To any of you hurricanes who are listening, step on up! Because nobody can take El Nino! I challenge any of you punk-ass tropical storms to a no-holds barred cage match! Any time! Any coast! I swear to God all Mighty it is time to pay the piper, 'cause El Nino's coming for ya! And it ain't gonna be pretty!

 

[ cut back to Anchor in the studio ]

 

Anchor: Obviously, El Nino issuing a challenge to all comers. Let's hear now from expert meteorologist and intercontinental Wrestling Federation champion, Ric Flair. El Nino, has some pretty strong words there, Rick, it looks like he's after you belt.

 

[ cut to Ric Flair rebutting El Nino's challenge ]

 

Ric Flair: El Nino, I've got one thing to say to you, brother! You may dominate weather fronts all along the Eastern seaboard brother, but you wouldn't last two seconds against me and Junkyard Dog, Nino! I don't speak Spanish, but I'm coming to your burrito to kick your BUTT-o, pal! Yeah, that's right!

 

[ El Nino suddenly crashes into the scene, as he and Ric Flair attempt to tear one another apart with various wrestling moves ]

 

Anchor: Ric Flair has applied the sleeper hold to El Nino! It's unbelievable! Ric Flair has subdued the powerful weather phenomenon known as El Nino! I think you can look for a return to colder weather and more storms in the Great Lakes region.

 

Announcer: November 3rd, watch WWF action when Hacksaw Jim Doogan takes on the Santa Ana Wind at the Indiana State Fairgrounds!

Guest Flyboy
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i'm sure a few kittens just died in Flyboy's neighborhood

:lol: No.. I didn't, thank you very much. Although, WOWEFA is the best place to go if you're looking for women of wrestling stories and to kill kittens at the same time.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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Yeah..

 

Anyone remember when Chris Farley was El Nino and challenged Ric Flair on SNL?

I AM EL NINO....THAT STANDS FOR .... THE NINO!

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