Should Outcast invest in a fence for his lawn?

[Guest BigTim2002]

For the record...The Times sucked...wait a sec.

 

Muzza, dude, not that I don't forget about you...but it's just that...you are a member, and Thugg and Outcast rule over all...so...respect is payed...but trust me...you have my respect...just that I HAVE to respect those two more...since they would tear me TWO new assholes.

 

*shakes fist back at Muzza in a sign of respect*

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Actually, Muzza is a lawn guardian just like Thugg.

[Guest BigTim2002]

*gets on his knees*

 

Outcast...you just punked me...Muzza, I'm sorry. The unknowleged is now smarter. The respect given to you will be just as much as Outcast and Thugg.

 

*shakes fist, and then does the "WE AREN'T WORTHY!" bowing motions from Wayne's World*

[Guest Muzz]

... Can I give him a one day pass now?

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

He has to reapply three days from now.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

People. It has been three hours. I didn't want to do this. But Outcast... you

got greedy.

 

 

Remember the man, known as NRG? In the RP where he match on Divefire? He disrespected the whole IGNWF lockerroom. Crazy y'all!

 

 

This man here, created "Get Off My Lawn, Damn Peddler!"

 

Outcast stole it from him! Everytime he says it, it's a slap in the face to our great talents like Cyclone Comet/Divefire/even Jobbercast.

 

 

Outcast people, my friends... is a traitor. The lawn, I'm sorry to say, is an illusion from the FWF, an RP fed.

 

What would you say, if everything you grew up to believe in was wrong? Noone really knows what the lawn is... but it can be beaten.

 

 

 

BONG!!!!!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Of course I did, dumbass.

 

I brought the joke over here, I never denied that.

 

It's a simple insult to make fun of inferior folks, however, I took it to a new level. Borrowing an idea and taking it to a new level = not stealing.

 

Please tell me this is not your 'bombshell'.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Stealing ideas from another fed. You never denied it. Just never admitted it.

 

 

The lawn is not all that and a box of cupcakes, instead it's only some of that and a half bag of potato chips.

 

 

 

The lawn is really an illusion of fun. Like when you are stoned, you're not flying, but only think you are...*thinks about all the stoners* bad example... It's like when you try and powerbomb someone through a table in a real fight! It looks good on paper, but really just sucks.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

How would you know?

 

You've never been on the lawn, jackass...

 

You're just bitter that you never got a VIP pass and you never will.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Pfft. I'm standing on the lawn right now.

 

*Thugg and others come by, JD pulls out shotgun, Thugg and others step back*

 

You see Outcast. I am like Neo to your Matrix. I'm going to expose it all. In otherwords. You be fucked!

 

*Thugg pulls out gun and fires bullets, JD doesn't nosell because he stops the bullets in mid air*

 

 

BONG!!!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Hey JD, reality called... it wants to know if you're coming back anytime soon.

 

Get off the lawn, peddler... it doesn't matter who originated the lawn, I'm keeping it.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Reality?

 

Is that what you call the Lawntrix these days?

[Guest BigTim2002]

JD, you ain't even the Chosen One muthafucka...

 

*comes up from behind with two sawed-offs pointed at the back of JD's head*

 

$100 says your Matrix lovin' ass can't dogde a direct head from mere millimeters away...

 

 

 

 

...bitch.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

The Lawntrix. I laughed really hard at that. Yeeeeeees.

 

::rolls in the grass:: This pass is sweet...

[Guest BigTim2002]

Edwin, I thought your time was up...

 

Outcast? Is HE the guy you gave a permanent VIP pass to?

[Guest redbaron51]

i thought your day pass was over?

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

For the record...

 

For writing matches for me as favors, The Boston Strangler and "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickman hereby have special 1-week passes on the lawn.

 

That is all.

[Guest Smeghead]

/me notices JD still standing on the sidewalk next to the lawn, complaining about not having a VIP pass and some bullshit about being the original owner. Something like that. /me wasn't really paying attention. /me grabs a bag of pretzels that mysteriously appeared on the table out of thin air. /me eats some of them, and then throws some at JD. Direct hit to the head! /me eats some more, and then throws a few more at JD. Rinse, repeat. JD starts to enter the lawn, but the very strong, very angry HVT steps in his way, and JD backs off.

 

*JD: You nuclear bastard! I'll get you when you leave!

 

/me looks confused.

 

*Fallout: Leave? Pfft!

 

/me snaps his fingers and points at Candy, one of the many hos on the lawn. Candy proceeds to give /me a lap dance as /me continues to munch on the pretzels.

 

By the way, Outcast, have you appointed a lawn gopher yet? I think we're almost out of beer.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Guys, I got a pass as Thugg's way of bribing JL Commish Edwin to rule in his favor in the Rock Em Sock Em Robots match. Abuse of power, baybee!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Naw, I still need to do that.

 

Or, I could delegate the responsibility... yes, Bureaucracies rule...

 

Even the lawn has secretaries.

[Guest BigTim2002]

Gimme the secretaries...

 

I wanna know who's been sucking some dick around here to get on the lawn...

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

They're in the office 'working', I'll call Thugg back out in a second... but he's never happy when I interrupt the secretaries when they're 'working' on his 'project', so...

[Guest Ironman]

Perhaps you could steal the red rope from a local bank and have Thugg use that like a bouncer for a club.

 

Ehh? Ehh?

[Guest BigTim2002]

OK...I can officially say to the newbie...QUE?

[Guest Ironman]

If you have ever gone to a bank and stood in line, you mgith have noticed the red rope that marks off where the cattle should go.

 

If you have ever been to a big club, there is this red rope at the door that the bouncer either unhooks to let people in or doesn't so you can your ass out of there.

 

I suggest this method for the lawn and none other.

 

And he calls me a newbie? Oh wait, I am new.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

...

 

Get off my lawn.

[Guest crusen86]

Huh?

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Now, I'm not on the lawn... no, I'm on the sidewalk. But, I believe that I possess the skills to enter the lawn. Now then...

 

*goes to Xero's house and steals the stereo system, bringing it outside and setting it up on the sidewalk across the street from the lawn. Pushes play.*

 

"HIT ME BAYBEH ONE MORE..."

 

*click*

 

Heh-heh, sorry about that...

 

*opens CD player*

 

*puts in different CD*

 

*closes CD player*

 

*pushes play, and on comes Tenacious D's "Tribute", only with the words "men" instead of "song" and the actual verses replaced by blatant sucking up to Thugg and Outcast and Muzza.*

 

Now, look what I can do to the beat of this music!

 

*does a backflip then a spinaroonie*

 

I call it the Thuggin' Outcast Muzzaroonie!

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Can I get on the lawn now?

[Guest Ironman]

...

 

Get off the sidewalk.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

...

 

I'd say there was no rule saying I couldn't be on the sidewalk, but out of spite someone would create that rule.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

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