Should Outcast invest in a fence for his lawn?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ironman, I know you're new here, so let me say this as nice as possible...

 

GET OFF THE LAWN!

 

MVS...yeah...ummm...we'll conference on it and let you know...

 

But I promise you if I ever hear Brittney Spears blaring anywhere near the lawn, I will personally bury you under the Lawn.

 

Da "so very tired" H

[Guest Ironman]

*goes through ever so many flexing posses*

 

I AM IRONMAN!!!~#!@$!@#%$^!!!!@

 

*gets off the lawn*

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

...

 

Ironman, you realize you're dancing with the devil by even bothering to step on the lawn.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Taft walks on the sidewalk in front of the lawn. He sees Ironman, recent addition to the SJL. He speaks to the slightly befuddled grappler.

 

"Hey man, word of advice. Ya see that big angry black man over there? *points to Thugg* Stay shy of him... and if you step on the lawn... HE WILL WRECK YO SHIT!!!"

 

Ironman takes the advice to heart as he walks on his merry way down the sidewalk. Taft gives Thugg the thumbs up, but Thugg shoots him a cold glance. Taft takes the hint and runs accross the road, barely dodging traffic.

 

Itching for promoage...

-Taft

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

If you write a promo bowing down to the lawn, I'm sure Thugg will give you a title shot.

[Guest Ironman]

...

[Guest kelloggs]

I gotta do a promo for this next show. I'll kiss the lawn if it'll get me the position of gopher. I mean who'd be better than DA FRANCHISE!

 

M. "This thread will never die" Francis

 

Paid for by Francis for gopher.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

How can it possibly die? It's about the Lawn...the place where everyone wants to be. I mean, look at Fallout, Raynor, and Edwin. Sure, they may never wrestle again, but look how happy they are on the Lawn...

 

Da "you betta recognize noob" H

 

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Wheras JD compared The Lawn to the Matrix, I'd rather compare it to the Garden of Eden.

 

The lawn is a paradicial sort of place where your dreams can come true... if you don't fuck up.

[Guest redbaron51]

hey mike, the CD player is a rental so you can damage it all you want. I said used JD's Visa card, so its under his responsibility.

 

Oh and the Britney Spears CD...i bought it for the poster.

[Guest BigTim2002]

Motherfucking Britney Spears...I swear to God...why not play something like this...

 

*Start's up "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC.* That one is for Muzz...

 

Or what about...

 

*Starts up *Thug Love* by BT%H w/2Pac* This one is for Thugg...of course.

 

And then there is ALWAYS

 

*Plays "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen* SEe...now THAT is music...biatch

 

T-Bone

-SJL European Champion and resident SJL bad-ass

 

NO TITLE FOR YOU!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Pshaw...

 

Only because you're not putting it up for grabs in our match.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Take THAT, Mr. Steak Sauce

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

GET BACK ON TOPIC, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

But not only am I off topic, I'm also off your lawn.

 

You should be thrilled.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Natural Born Thriller.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

For the record... T-Bone and MVS...

 

 

GET OFF THE FUCKING LAWN!!!

 

 

 

And the rest of you... WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! It's like a drug... it only feels good for 30 seconds out of 24 hours!

 

 

 

 

You know on second thought. Fuck you all. I try to save you, but you don't want to be saved... bunch a lawnoke heads!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

The lawn is a drug... but nobody wants to quit.

 

It's like the equivilant of "Brave New World"'s soma... it's a drug with no downsides... no side effects... no dependancy...

 

Only pleasure.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

But soma does have a downside, in that it addicts the populace, makes them complacent, and locks them into a routine easily managed, monitored, and manipulated by the elites of soc--

 

--wait a second, I'm on the lawn! Bring on the soma, bitches!

[Guest kelloggs]

It's highschool all over again.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Who cares? The people are happy nonetheless.

 

The Lawn is the key to a utopian society.

[Guest BigTim2002]

It's so Darwinian it's not even funny...

 

Survival of the fittest...see Outcast and all others rule over us. Therefore...it's all accepted that they rule. You have the rebel in JD, wanting everyone to get off the drug when in fact HE is the one on drugs...rambling on about shit as if he were in the ATF or some shit like that...seriously, it's a FUCKING JOKE~! GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD~! But if you don't...

 

*clears throat OFF THE LAWN*

 

In the words of Outcast...get of the damn lawn...

 

 

 

 

 

muthafucka...

 

T-Bone

-IT AIN'T MY FAULT, MVS.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Eh, it's not survival of the fittest... if it was, why would JD still be around?

 

His ass ain't the fittest...

 

Only the best get on the lawn... and JD isn't on the lawn.

[Guest BigTim2002]

Outcast...I'd like to EELEETERATE IF YOU WEEEL...

 

JD...you don't like him...he's a pain in the ass. He wants what you have...because you own the lawn...the greatest thing known to e-fedding. Now...he's jealous because you have the lawn...

 

 

See where I'm going?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ummmm...no. And you better make it clear soon as your name is slowly falling down the list of people for the pre PPV party...

 

Da "holding people down on the Lawn too" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Let's see...

 

 

The lawn consists of a retiree, a cripple, a manager who couldn't make the jump, and a JL jobber.... seriously folks... you do the math.

 

 

The lawn doesn't equal success... The lawn = career suicide.

[Guest Smeghead]

Suddenly, a flying beer can hits JD in the head!

 

*JD: Ow!

 

*Fallout: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

JD... I couldn't make the jump?

 

No matter what you've done in the WF, I've still done more.

 

37-4 final record my first stint. (I don't count my comeback attempt)

 

US title holder for 40-some days.

ICTV title holder for a good 50 days.

 

What does that say about Jay Job...?

 

O W N E D

[Guest BigTim2002]

JD...I'm not a jobber...I'm the champ...OK. My match didn't make me get the European Championship...but I'm a champ nonetheless. Muthafucka...

 

Here's something that will get me on that list:

 

Thugg...what I was trying to say is that there are SOME people...

 

*Holds up arrow sign pointing towards JD*

 

That are JEALOUS of some people

 

*Holds arrow sign toward The Lawn Guardians*

 

See, JD wants what he can't have...because Outcast and all yous guys rule over us all. And I'm only visiting...I'm not anything more.

 

T-Bone

-European Champ, bitches...and don't you FORGET IT!

[Guest Ironman]

Shut the fuck up.

 

Jesus...

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Get off my thread... err... lawn.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Outcast hell... I beat you in a tag match... may have been teamed with Raynor... but still! I own you slut!

 

 

 

Your record was so awesome yet you couldn't get to the main event. BONG. I may not be in the Main Event... but I'm still active and kicking ass more then one day at a time... you on the otherhand are a lowly manager.

 

 

 

And T-Bone... I'll give you a hardcore title shot just so I can kick your ass. You think Ash eating a urinal cake was bad? I'll think of thousands of cruel and inhumane punishments for you... ask the dudes in chat.