The Official SmartMarks Fantasy Football Thread

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm. I start Collins instead of Garcia on a last second spur of the moment gut feeling, and I figured I was gonna pay cause Garcia would have a career game or something against the

Skins, but it turns out that the two of them have combined for less than 100 yards passing and 0 TDs in their games so far. Whoopee..

 

Edit:

Right now I have my score at 80-32. So my theory that I wouldn't score 45 pts this week looks safe considering Collins is doing the ass end of nothing.

[Guest razazteca]

well the trade did not help me much as I never seem to get production out of the TE but Antowain Smith did score a TD finally

[Guest El Satanico]

Andre Davis from Cleveland helped me alot this week. Two recieving TDs are always nice from the wr/rb guys.

[Guest El Satanico]

Hmm. I start Collins instead of Garcia on a last second spur of the moment gut feeling, and I figured I was gonna pay cause Garcia would have a career game or something against the

Skins, but it turns out that the two of them have combined for less than 100 yards passing and 0 TDs in their games so far.  Whoopee..

You think that's bad? Well on one my other leagues i sat Kurt Warner for Testeverde on a gut feeling. Testeverde has always played well against Miami and Warner is playing a tough defense so i thought eh this seems like a good chance to take a gamble.

 

So of course the Jets score a whole 3 points this week!

 

oi

 

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm..well Garcia is sick and not playing at 5:00 to go in the 3rd, so his #s would have sucked.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Geezus, I'm just watching a fantasy football nightmare.

 

*watches Terrell Owens drop the pass in the end zone again*

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

You think you have a nightmare?

 

*Looks at my 40 pts* for a total*

 

Uhuh..

 

*guesstimate

[Guest MrRant]

what are the scores looking like?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I have it on my guesstimation that Im losing something like 80-40 or something like that. I give up trying to calculate scores any more, it aint worth it.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

I'll give an update on everything after the 49ers/Redskins game is over.

 

EDIT: Marvin, you're down by 85.45 - 55.94 as of right now.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

My game(The A Team vs. Canadian Pride) looks pretty low scoring based on stats I've looked at, but I don't know much about how the league point system works. I hope Michael Vick has a big day tonight. How about that Randy Moss? 4 catches for 16 yards with a long of 6.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

You know, things are so bad for me, I dunno if I can beat Poortucket next week. But my next 3 games are possibly winnable, which means the Detroit Lions will probably have a win before I do.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Looking ahead to week 4 I have The Men in Black minus Terrell Owens with Chad Johnson to back him up, and minus their starting tight end(but it's not like tight ends other than a select few score much anyway). I will be without Michael Vick, and my only other QB is John Kitna, so I think I can call this a loss.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

All right, here's your Man in Blak StatTracker Fantasy Football Review:

 

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The Men in Blak - 92.27 (Warrick, StL-Def)

The Barely Knewyas - 101.07

- Tim Couch, QB-TBK, 45.97

- LaDainian Tomlinson, RB-TBK, 23.00

 

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Bellingham NO MA'AM - 92.77

Darkside Dominators - 98.13 (Alstott)

- Donovan McNabb, QB-MA'AM, 44.69

- Todd Pinkston, WR/RB-DD, 16.90

 

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Metaluna Mutants - 94.50 (Holt, Christian)

Lunatics R Us - 58.24

- Tom Brady, QB-MM, 54.30

- Olindo Mare, K-Lun, 13.50

 

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Canadian Pride - 42.02 (Pittman, Chiaverini)

The A Team - 55.65 (Proehl, Vick)

- Chargers, DEF-Can, 14.00

- Kevan Barlow, WR/RB-Can, 12.20

 

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Power & Glory - 39.77

Wraiths - 75.78 (Bruce, Dunn, Duckett, Gramatica)

- Peyton Manning, QB-Wra, 31.62

- David Patten, WR/RB-Wra, 14.95

 

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Bama Roughnecks - 59.60 (M.Westbrook)

Intercourse Boxheads - 60.15 (Dillon)

- Priest Holmes, RB-Box, 31.20

- David Akers, K-Bama, 16.60

 

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Texano Rudos - 32.90 (Frerotte, Housh...,Jefferson, J.Wilkins)

Fightin' Crackers - 102.89 (Jurevicius, Bucs-DEF)

- Lamar Smith, RB-FC, 24.30

- Steve McNair, QB-FC, 22.29

 

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Banker's Club All-Stars - 48.12 (Warner, T.Wilkins)

Space Monkeys - 40.11 (McCardell, Bengals-DEF)

- Jake Plummer, QB-SpM, 13.63

- Az-Zahir Hakim, WR-BCA, 12.83

 

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Fear the ~! - 85.22 (M.Faulk)

nutcracker - 88.65

- Brett Favre, QB-nut, 36.16

- Troy Brown, WR/RB-nut, 24.11

 

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Satanico's Minions - 102.35 (Keyshawn Johnson)

Poortucket Patriots - 85.12

- Drew Bledsoe, QB-Sat, 30.66

- Andre' Davis, WR/RB-Sat, 22.11

 

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MONEY PLAYAS (so far):

 

QB

- Tom Brady, QB-MM, 54.30

- Tim Couch, QB-TBK, 45.97

 

Non-QB

- Priest Holmes, RB-Box, 31.20

- Lamar Smith, RB-FC, 24.30

- Troy Brown, WR/RB-nut, 24.11

- LaDainian Tomlinson, RB-TBK, 23.00

- Andre' Davis, WR/RB-Sat, 22.11

 

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KEY PLAYERS YET TO START:

 

- Michael Vick, QB-A

- Kurt Warner, QB-BCA (MNF)

- Corey Dillon, RB-Box

- Marshall Faulk, RB-~! (MNF)

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I think I've got another win. It's close now, but I still have a QB to play.

[Guest razazteca]

it is safe to say it is impossible to make a 70 point comeback with my current players? come on Gus get me 5 TDs all thrown to TJ and how about 4, 50 yard field goals by Wilkins

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Power & Glory - 39.77

 

Lunatics R Us - 58.24

 

You know what this means!!!

 

IM NOT IN LAST PLACE ANYMORE!!!!

 

*CELEBRATION TIME..looks at next week opponent..*

 

Poortucket Patriots - 85.12

 

*Quietly sobbing..*

 

Before I noticed I got out of last place, I changed the team name. Its still probably rather appropriate though..

[Guest Kingpk]

I got the Dominators next week. With both Edgerrin James and Stokes on bye, I should have a good shot.

 

- Tom Brady, QB-MM, 54.30

 

Dayum.

[Guest razazteca]

damn it did Gus just put up negative numbers? is that -11, there you have it folks the worst team in the league the Texano Rudos

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Not hardly..

[Guest razazteca]

my point total has to be around 20

 

Gus got pulled out of the game, TJ Houghspusgijk has not caught a ball yet, Jefferson has done nothing also.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Wow...this is going to be tight.

 

The current score for my game with The Barely Knewyas is 95.97-101.07. All I need is six points...and the only player I have left

 

 

is the Rams Defense.

 

They only scored 3.5 last week, but they brought home 7 in Week 1.

 

*shivers*

[Guest razazteca]

well I lost in the biggest blowout of the season ever....Worst Team Ever Indeed

[Guest hardyz1]

Who could've guessed that Curtis Martin would be my disappointing RB and Lamar Smith would be a beastly mother fucker? OK, so they've only played bad deenses so far, but I love those big point games.

[Guest razazteca]

I was depending on the Giants to run the score up on the Seahawks but that never happened

 

week 4 looks like another losing effort for the Texano Rudos at least I get Gannon back

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I still won, but my backup kicker put up 13.00 points while my starter put up 3.75. That sucks.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

By the way, good news for The Men in Black, my starting QB next week will be John Kitna, unless I pull of a trade or something.

[Guest hardyz1]

Apparently Kitna isn't even starting next week. They're going with the ever reliable, always dynamic Akili Smith.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Apparently Kitna isn't even starting next week. They're going with the ever reliable, always dynamic Akili Smith.

Yeah I know, but Kitna actually picked up 1 fantasy point this week which is better than anyone else available.

[Guest razazteca]

I can give you Gus Furote

 

I dropped Redman of the Ravens...go get him