The Official SmartMarks Fantasy Football Thread

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Barely Knewyas..so I guess that aint sayin much..

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im feeling good. I've got close to 60 recieving yards already..by Gardner, Brown, Macareins and Reed..

 

Jake Reed is gonna be a great pickup..

[Guest razazteca]

Well I got a TD from Simon, field goal and PAT from the kicker, and some turnovers from the Defense

 

got lucky with the Kerry Collin fumble

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I dont start Collins and he has a good day..so Im hoping Garcia has a better game against St. Louis.

 

Patrick Ramsey is the man, I might start him next week..

 

EDIT: And oh yeah, I might just win this week..

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Well, doh! I'm losing 50-40, but I still have my RB (Lewis) and QB (Garcia) TE (Davis, MNF) and WR/RB (Dwight) to go..

[Guest razazteca]

well hopefully Norcutt can win the game for me, go Browns

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Garcia gets a TD pass..to..JJ Stokes who is on DD's team..

 

Yeah..

 

EDIT: Jeff Garcia Runs a TD in and makes me happy!!

 

SF 17 - STL 3

 

Jamie Martin isn't doing anything either..

[Guest razazteca]

well last week the Cowboys sacked the Rams QB for a loss which resulted in a miss field goal.

 

so using President Bush fuzzy math I got = 0.75 instead of 4 points

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

OH MY GOD!!

 

Worst Team Ever 73.31 (Jamal Lewis/John Davis)

Darkside Dominators 66.79 (Bradon Stokely, Matt Stover)

 

My unofficial scoring, and it could come down to the Browns Ravens game.

 

EDIT for Pinkstons updated stats to DD..

[Guest razazteca]

what if the game becomes a field goal clinic? could be cutting it close just like the JETS

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I dont have to worry about stokely (knock on wood) he hasnt done anything and Redman doesnt throw to him a lot. 7 point cushion means Stover could hit 2 fG and 1 PAT and Im still in the game, and I have Jamal Lewis who should get some decent yards...and if Im down tonight, Da BEARS better pass to John Davis tomorrow night..

[Guest alkeiper]

alkeiper's team.

 

His is another team to dump. He hasn't done a damn thing to it since the draft.

 

Hey now, I've made some bench moves and such. Just because I haven't made a trade doesn't mean I'm not active.

[Guest razazteca]

will anybody with the stat tracker be kind enough to post the scores

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hopefully the A Team will take me up on my trade offer of Collins, Dwight and Gaffney for Moss and Redman. With Vick hurt, his starter next week could be Redman vs the Colts.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

All right, here's your Man in Blak StatTracker Fantasy Football Review:

 

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The Men in Blak - 78.42 (A. Thomas, R. Ferguson)

Bellingham NO MA'AM - 72.37 (DEF-Bears)

 

- Donovan McNabb, QB-MA'AM, 36.42

- Jose Cortez, K-MA'AM, 13.00

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Metaluna Mutants - 46.13 (K. Bailey)

Canadian Pride - 68.91 (W. Green)

 

- Quincy Carter, QB-Can, 16.66

- Hines Ward, WR-MM, 13.40

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Worst...Team...Ever! - 73.61 (J. Lewis, J. Davis)

Darkside Dominators - 74.79 (B. Stokley, M. Stover)

 

- Jeff Garcia, QB-WTE!, 27.08

- Edgerrin James, RB-DD, 13.20

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Power & Glory - 40.20 (J. White, P. Edinger)

The A Team - 74.34

 

- Charlie Garner, RB-A, 23.60

- Amani Toomer, WR/RB-A, 13.40

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Bama Roughnecks - 49.81 (B. Franks, M. Robinson)

The Barely Knewyas - 18.52 (T. Couch, K. Johnson, Q. Morgan)

 

- Mark Brunell, QB-Bama, 16.26

- Fred Taylor, RB-Bama, 8.20

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Expansion Team Rudos - 68.05 (D. Northcutt)

Wraiths - 94.56

 

- Rich Gannon, QB-Rudos, 41.59

- David Patten, WR/RB-Wra, 19.60

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Banker's Club All Stars - 85.79 (DEF-Packers)

Intercourse Boxheads - 144.10 (D. Terrell, J. Jackson)

 

- Priest Holmes, RB-Box, 30.45

- Jay Fiedler, QB-Box, 30.00

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Fear the ~! - 106.42

Fightin' Crackers - 81.87 (M. Booker, D. White, R. Longwell)

 

- Trent Green, QB-~!, 28.92

- Curtis Martin, RB-FC, 19.30

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Satanico's Minions - 91.57 (T. Heap, A. Davis, DEF-Browns)

Space Monkeys - 51.67 (A. Green)

 

- Drew Bledsoe, QB-Sat, 26.41

- Deuce McAllister, RB-SpM, 22.45

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nutcracker - 48.55 (B. Favre)

Poortucket Patriots - 63.37 (D. Driver, DEF-Ravens)

 

- Travis Henry, RB-Pat, 16.15

- Garrison Hearst, RB-Pat, 15.95

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MONEY PLAYAS (so far):

 

QB

- Rich Gannon, QB-Rudos, 41.59

- Donovan McNabb, QB-MA'AM, 36.42

 

Non-QB

- Priest Holmes, RB-Box, 30.45

- Corey Dillon, RB-Box, 26.55

- Charlie Garner, RB-A, 23.60

- Deuce McAllister, RB-SpM, 22.45

- David Patten, WR/RB-Wra, 19.60

[Guest Kingpk]

I thought so.

 

Well, there goes any thoughts of an undefeated season.

[Guest razazteca]

oh boy I need kickoff returned for a TD just to keep it close

 

unfortunatly one player cannot win a game

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm...my math doesnt equal the real math.

 

Im down 1.18 pts. Err. Jamal Lewis needs a big night then.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Now, don't forget - StatTracker isn't entirely 100% accurate...all of the results are unofficial and, last week, it was about 8 points off on adding up my actual score.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Oh good then. I added my stats up from NFL.com, so hopefully there are like the official stats...

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Can anyone give me a quick run down of how our league scoring? I want to try and add up the scores to my games on my own one of the times, because I'm always curious.

[Guest Kingpk]

Statistical Categories (Offense):

 

Completions (1)

Incomplete Passes (-1)

Passing Yards (50 yards per point)

Passing Touchdowns (6)

Interceptions (-2)

Rushing Attempts (0.1)

Rushing Yards (20 yards per point)

Rushing Touchdowns (6)

Receptions (0.5)

Reception Yards (20 yards per point)

Reception Touchdowns (6)

Return Yards (30 yards per point)

Return Touchdowns (6)

2 Point Conversions (2)

Fumbles Lost (-2)

 

Statistical Categories (Kickers):

 

Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)

Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)

Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)

Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)

Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)

Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-1)

Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-0.75)

Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-0.5)

Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (-0.25)

Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards (-0.125)

Point After Attempt Made (1)

Point After Attempt Missed (-0.25)

 

Statistical Categories (Defense Teams):

 

Sack (1)

Interception (1.5)

Fumble Recovery (1)

Touchdown (4)

Safety (2)

Block Kick (1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

DOH! Stokely..doh..DANG HIM!! Even though the Ravens are winning, hes gonna keep me from winning!..

[Guest razazteca]

it looks like the Ravens have a new star WR in Stokely

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Why did it have to be tonight though..

 

This always happens, I get burned by 1 player..

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I lost again, baring about 14 pts from John Davis tomorrow agains the Packers..

 

WTE 85.06 (my highest score)

DD 99.69

[Guest razazteca]

well I got 2 TDs from Northcutt not sure if that is enough.....

 

Almost had another TD in the final minute of the game but 3 defenders is hard to shake off

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Alright. I didnt want to say this, but Ill do it anyway. If I lose this game (most likely down about 14.5 pts with a TE to go..), you can contract my team with power and glory and Ill stick to picking games and stuff. I'll take one for the league..

[Guest razazteca]

you dont have to give up but you could change the team name to Worst Team Forever WTF

 

just stay around and accept reasonable trades

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Dude, I wont even be able to beat Power and Glory at the Rate Im going...