The Official SmartMarks Fantasy Football Thread

[Guest cartman]

78.31-75.32 I am ahead of Space Monkeys...

 

He has Quadry Ismail

 

I have Todd Peterson...ugh.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

A breakdown of my game, by position:

 

QB-49.07-26.11 RUDOS

WR-27.75-5.22 A TEAM

RB-10.75-3.22 A TEAM

TE-1.55-0.00 RUDOS

WR/RB-16.12-8.60 RUDOS

K-15.00-13.00 RUDOS

DEF-7.50-2.00 A TEAM

 

The big differences were QB where I got killed by 22.96 points, which I covered nicely at WR by outscoring him by 22.53 points. My RB, TE, WR/RB, and K scored 32.35 points compared to his 35.89. That left me down by 3.97 with the Defenses left. Luckily my defense outscored them by 5.50 giving me a 1.53 point win. Pretty rough game there, luckily for me his Running Backs and Wide Recievers scored a total of 8.44 points. Big time QBs can make a huge difference here.

[Guest razazteca]

I was counting on the Night Game to put me over the top just like the last few games as Williams & Engrim were my sleepers but there was NO ESPN game this week

 

basically I got burned by my trades of losing Pathon, Giants Defense, and not picking up Sanders again. My Jerry Jones/Al Davis tendacies has hurt me this season.

 

Next week the team will be at full strength with Mason, Smith, Branch returning.

[Guest Kingpk]

Wow, did I actually squeak out a win against the almighty Power & Glory?

 

Ward had a good night, so we'll see.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Yeah, you got it - Ward only needed around 50 yards and a TD, methinks, and he got 2 TDs with yardage to spare.

 

I'm still amazed that Power & Glory kept it so close with only four players scoring points this week.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Well, Pittsburgh did a good job defensively but they didnt do enough for me to win..

[Guest hardyz1]

<--------Winner.

 

And next week I have Steve McNair vs the Bengals. w00t

[Guest El Satanico]

Damnit A Team you only had to last for two more weeks for the big matchup of the undefeated teams. Now the big money game is gone.

[Guest razazteca]

Bawh Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hortwitz Wins

 

Hortwitz Wins

 

Hortwitz Wins

[Guest jimmy no nose]

What happened? Yesterday I had 93.71 points and no players left, now I have 89.71 and I lost. How did my score change without anyone playing?

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I'm calling for a review. My defense got credited with 3.50 points, but they scored a td which is worth 4 points by itself. my total should be 7.50 for defense, which it was yesterday. I WAS ROBBED!!!

[Guest razazteca]

you cannot use your red flag after the whistle is blown. I am amazed at the results also but I'll take the ugly win.

[Guest hardyz1]

Damn Space Monkeys got Cris Carter. Fucking waivers...

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Well, at least it was a 2-5 team picking up somebody as opposed to an undefeated team padding their roster. Yahoo is idiotic for not having standings affect the waiver priority.

[Guest El Satanico]

My running backs have their bye weeks over the next two weeks, so now begins my special teams star Charlie Rogers as starting RB experiment.

[Guest razazteca]

never underestimate the power of the Special Teams

 

if your lucky you will get 2 TDs but in reality you will likely get 3 points for punt returns.

[Guest El Satanico]

QB:

 

Bledsoe(Satanico) vs. Manning(Wraiths)

 

Bledsoe is playing against a weak defense in Detriot and he shows no signs of slowing down. Manning is playing a weak Redskins defense and is looking to rebound from last week.

 

Advantage: Satanico slightly

 

 

WR:

 

Keyshawn & Josh Reed(Satanico) vs. Tai Streets & David Patten(wraiths)

 

Keyshawn gets catches but few TDs and Josh Reed has disappeared for the last few weeks, but playing Detriot should help him reappear this week. Tai Streets is a 3rd WR who's usually good for a few catches, but not much else and David Patten has the potential to get great numbers, but with the way New England spreads the ball around you can never predict how one certian New England WR will do.

 

Advantage: Satanico unless Patten is the New England WR that does good this week.

 

 

RB:

 

Portis & Charlie Rogers(satanico) vs. Tiki Barber & Warrick Dunn(wraiths)

 

Portis should do well even if New England has fixed their defense and Charlie Rogers is a special team star so you can never tell how he will do. Tiki Barber should also get decent numbers and Warrick Dunn hasn't been effective this season at all.

 

Advantage: None depending on what Rogers does

 

 

TE:

 

Todd Heap(satanico) vs. Boo Williams(wraiths)

 

Todd Heap is Baltimore's go to guy and only competent reciever on the team. Boo Williams is just one of many options in New Orleans.

 

Advantage: Satanico

 

 

WR/RB

 

Andre Davis, Antonio Bryant & Dante Hall(satanico) vs. MarTay Jenkins, Bill Schroeder & Brad Hoover(wraith)

 

Andre Davis has been getting several catches each game, always seems to get looked at near endzone and is a TD threat when kick returning, Antonio Bryant has been consitent even with Quincy Carters inconsistent season so should be just fine with Hutchinson and Dante Hall is a dangerous return man and has been getting more and more looks in the passing game last few games. Jenkins, Shroeder & Brad Hoover has none nothing thus far so no reason to expect anything else this week. However Shroeder could possibly have a nice game seeing that he's playing Buffalo

 

Advantage: Satanico

 

 

Kicker:

 

Janikowski(satanico) vs. Gramatica(wraiths)

 

KC scores alot and gives up alot of points so Janikowski will have a busy day. Carolina's capable defense should be able to keep Tampa Bay to their low scoring average.

 

Advantage: Satanico or None if Tampa can score alot.

 

 

Defense:

 

Cleveland(satanico) vs. San Francisco(wraiths)

 

Advantage: The Wraiths

 

 

 

The WR/RB will likely decide this game.

[Guest razazteca]

well it this weeks match up between Rudos vs No Ma'am comes down to the Cowboys vs Seahawks

 

as No Ma'am is a fanboy of the Seahawks and I have Engrim & Dallas kicker and Defense. I expect a lot of punt returns by Engrim and the Dallas Defense will be trying to control the game as the Offense is a joke........Emmit gets the record in week 10 not in this game folks.

 

McNabb is a running QB which hurts him in this match up as the Quintisential Pocket QB Gannon is playing againt the Cheifs and will throw the ball at least 45 times.

[Guest the pinjockey]

McNabb might throw the ball a lot. The Giants have always been the best team at shadowing McNabb and keeping him in the pocket and remember what happened the last Monday night game where McNabb threw the ball a lot.

[Guest razazteca]

McNabb faces a Giants team that he has struggled against in the past. The Giants have allowed passers to complete 65 percent of their attempts this season, as the team seems to be playing more of a "bend but don't break" style. Look for McNabb to take what the Giants present, and go with short patterns to his backs and tight ends, especially early in the game. (Mark Eckel/TSN)

 

attempts 25 completions 12 for 127yards vs Bucs

 

well if Giants can copy what the Bucs did to control McNabb then it will be a low scoring game.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im gonna pe super pissed if I lose this weekend. I mean, I know P + G almost won last week, but this is this week vs my team.

I can't lose to P + G!!

 

WTE QB- J. Garcia

P+G QB- V. Testaverde (not starting)

- There is no contest

 

WTE WR T. Brown and A. Hakim

P+G WR J. Rice

- Rice has been putting up big #s but if Hakim even puts up decent #s I should have the advantage based on 2 vs 1.

 

WTE RB J. Lewis and K. Faulk

P+G RB O. Gary (OUT) and D. Staley

-Again, this is a no brainer advantage for me, as Lewis has been putting up huge #s for the Ravens and Faulk is getting decent #s, mostly from return yardage. Staley got 152 vs Tampa, so he sorta scares me against the Giants, but hes not been very consistant.

 

WTE TE: J. Davis (Questionable)

P+G TE: C. Lewis

-The only position matchup that doesnt favor me, altough Davis could start, I still have to give the advantage to P+G..

 

WTE WR/RB R. Gardner,J. Gaffney, G. Crowell

P+G WR/RB S. Morris (OUT) T. Allen (NA), J. White

-Although Jamel White could put up big numbers, its a case of 3 players should be able to outscore 1.

 

WTE K J. Tuthill

P+G K P. Edinger

-I wish I had Mare to play this week but Miami is on a bye and I was lucky enough to get Tuthill, but neither are gonna score that many pts. EH..

 

WTE DEF Pittsburgh @Bal -

P+G DEF Tennessee @Cin -

-On paper this doesn't look like it favors me, and I'd rather it didn't (Im rooting for the Ravens to win!!) but both defenses should put up pts. (Steelers because the game is gonna be a big defensive game and Titans because the Bengals suck) Im gonna give P+G the advantage here but its negligable..

 

Im am gonna be so depressed if I lose..

[Guest razazteca]

Raiders vs Cheifs is going to be a high scoring game

 

best passing vs worst defense

 

Gannon looks for Jerry Rice for the big plays

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Yeah, but I've got Tim Brown who could also catch passes from Gannon if Gannon decides to finally throw to him a decent # of times..

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Weeeee!

 

WTE: 39.63 (Garcia has 2 TDs 1rst qtr, Faulk, Gardner, Gaffney, Tuthill)

P+G: 11.20 (Staley, Lewis)

 

I WIN AGAIN! WHOO! (A win is a win is a win is a win!)

 

Tim Brown vs Jerry Rice

 

Brown: 13 - 144 yards, 2 - 8 yards = 14.3 pts

Rice: 5 - 45 yards, 1 - 12 yards, 1 Fumble = 3.45 pts

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

The Worst Team Ever is now known as

 

*drumroll*...

 

Marvinitude 4 Life!

 

Marvinitude: 88.63 (Gardner, Tuthill)

P+G: 11.20 (Staley, Lewis)

 

Might hit 100 pts..

[Guest razazteca]

why not Mavintude Version 2.0

 

Gannon only had one TD and a INT all well, the 25 or so points will have to do, the rest of the team picked up the slack so it looks like another victory for me.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

There went the last undefeated team, Wraiths over Satanico's Minions. Good to see that I'm back to winning games. Hopefully this week none of my points disappear between today and tomorrow.

[Guest razazteca]

well I don't want to be in another tight match up which results in a fraction of point deciding the winner! The Giant Defense better hold McNabb to being a nonfactor.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Meh. My chances for the playoff (four teams? four teams out of TWENTY?!) are essentially gone.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Four teams? Well, I guess at this point no one is guarenteed a spot. I think 8 out of 20 would be better, but oh well.