Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Next saturday night, this girl from school is having a birthday party at her house. Her best friend is my girlfriend Shelby. Me and Shelby have been together for 5 weeks, and I know it's the perfect time to "do it". I mean, we're both goin to 9th grade and the girl's parents won't be home for the party. I already tlaked to Shelby and we're gonna do it next Saturday night, only 7 1/2 days!!! Yes, me and Shelby will both lose our virginty on Saurday August the 17th 2002!!! I know this belongs in the porn forum, but oh well. Don't think I'm braggin or anyhting about this though. Can you guys give me any tips on stuff like where and how to do this?
Guest MentallyNormal Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Wow Can I do it with you well not you??? I'm 25 an i haven't lost my virginity yet. I think I'm becoming like Ac Green except I lack basketball skills and I'm not black. Are you really sure you're ready?? Wear Protection! Tell her too also. Um Are you really sure?? Yeah I haven't bumped the bagel but hey with Sex their Comes Great Responsibilities. Sort of like Spiderman when he became a superhero but this is real life.So I say to you my young virgin friend. Prepare yourself before you proceed with this big step and remember protect yourself also. You do not want to be taking care of a baby man. Are you sure about this?? Is your little head doing your thinking? Well whatever you decide I hope your happy with the decision. Man I need sex. Next Saturday I'm gonna be watching Boxing on Hbo. But someplace,somewhere some young teens are losing their virginity (Or Not) and I'll know who they are.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 OK, I'm scared now...... What if the good old trojan man doesnt pull through for me and breaks?!?!?!?! Shelby would be pregant at the age of 14, and we would be parents before both of us were 15. I would maybe have to drop out of school and get atleast 1 job to support Shelby and the baby, and I would have to move in with Shelby or she would have to move in with me so we could take care of the baby. I'm still gonna go through with this, but I have to prepare myself for it too.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Can't impregnate a chick in the BUTT, I always say. Don't double dip though, it's not healthy.
Guest PlatypusFool Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 O.J, I have some good advice; FIND AND USE THE CLITORIS. It's under a little hood of skin at the top of the vagina, and you can control some women's arousal completely through it. That is all.
Guest TheDames7 Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 5 weeks is enough time to be with someone before you lose your virginity? You've got to be kidding me. I'm too tired to go on a rant, but all I'm saying is that: 1. You're too young. 2. You've only been with her for 5 weeks...Calm the fuck down. Dames
Guest bob_barron Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 You're only going into ninth grade???????? Damn
Guest Ace309 Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 I'll go with Dames here. It's fun, but a lot of junior-high and high-schoolers give out blowjobs like they're handshakes. Seriously, slow down, enjoy the time with her.... mess around a little... but fuck, if you're that scared about a condom breaking, and if you're naive enough to really think that if the condom breaks she'll automatically be pregnant at 14, we have a problem.
Guest Insanityman Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Now this is coming someone younger than you... and I don't mean to freak you out of it and everything... but damn. If five weeks was enough I'd already have been laid a few times, and I can't even compherend if I became a father myself before age 15. Don't get me wrong, who doesn't want to get laid? But I'd much rather mess around then run any risk. Plus dude, a lot of kids I know end up regretting having sex young (besides the feelings that come from it). Your choice.
Guest mach7 Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 5 weeks? A month & 7 days and you think it's "the right time" ? You have a LOT to learn, buddy.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 This ranks right up there with some of the lamest topics I've seen in this forum (*coughScottKeith'sBiggestFancough*)
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Well, she wanted to do this. She called me on my cell phone last night and the first thing she said was "I wan't to fuck you at Mandy's party" and I said ok. We talked about it for awhile, how we would use protection and everything. We're set.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 You know, you don't have to agree on everything. You could have said it wasnt' the right time or you haven't been together that long. ...and 14 year olds with cell phones, oh my.
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Well, just be sure to give the details next week. And pictures... don't forget pictures...
Guest Sandman9000 Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 BOTH of you are losing your virginity? Well, hope you're a blood mark. I wish someone would love me...
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 I don't know how two people can "love" each other after 5 weeks. I hope parents/cops/grandma walks in on you, so we can hear all about it next week.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Sex = bad Blowjobs = good Get the hint?
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Flyboy, you're so silly. Five weeks is like an eternity! It's the right time! It's the perfect time! (and you're in my sig now )
Guest Flyboy Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 No woman has ever got pregnant from 'spit-babies'.... take it for what you will.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Well, just be sure to give the details next week. And pictures... don't forget pictures... Well, I show you pictures from me and Shelby hangin out at the party. No pictures of us doing it. I know you wanna see it,but you can't.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 The Real Kliq weigns in on OJ Hart's decision- Bill O'Reilly: The real no spin truth is- You're a dumbass! Bono: Instead of getting your weed whacked helped lower the bloody debt. You'll be the sweetest thing. Greg Maddux: Ummm ok. Tina Fey: This week OJ Hart claimed he was going to have sex even though he was only fourteen. Everyone laughed at him. There you have it- that's what The Real Kliq says
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Bill O'Reilly rules. and oh yeah, OJ Hart, you're a dumbass.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 I don't know how two people can "love" each other after 5 weeks. I hope parents/cops/grandma walks in on you, so we can hear all about it next week. It won't happen. The girl who is having the party is rich and has a spa. We're gonna do it in there. We'll lock the door as well.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 I still can't believe how pathetic this is. What do you think you'll get from losing your virginity this early? Superiority? hardly. And the last thing you should do is post this on a message board, so everyone else can laugh at your stupidity.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Bill O'Reilly: The no-spin truth is that when you get her preggers- daddy is gonna come at you with the rich laywers- SMELL THE PATERNITY SUIT.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 ...and that's the Talking Points memo. Now to our top story. We're talking with OJ Hart's girlfriend. What happened? Girl: Well, his cell phone went off and he was talking to his very close friend Billy. He forgot to put the condom on and...yeah. Bill: Dumbass...
Guest Sandman9000 Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 3 words Rear Mount Position That is all
Guest bob_barron Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 ...and that's the Talking Points memo. Now to our top story. We're talking with OJ Hart's girlfriend. What happened? Girl: Well, his cell phone went off and he was talking to his very close friend Billy. He forgot to put the condom on and...yeah. Bill: Dumbass... Funny stuff. I think that would make his ridicilous item of the day.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 10, 2002 Report Posted August 10, 2002 Oh, definetly. I forgot about that. And Sandman, he knows Rear Mount position, he does it with his guy friends a lot. (Or, that's how he usually takes it)
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