Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Hey OJ Hart- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OK, I'm goin back and I'm gonna knock her up really really really hard!!! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE! YOU BLOODY TOOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OK, I'm goin back and I'm gonna knock her up really really really hard!!! WTF?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OK, I'm goin back and I'm gonna knock her up really really really hard!!! You're gonna get her pregnant? Get a BJ in a the hot tub... or dick-slap her... something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 11, 2002 As long as you've been in the bathroom, she might think you were taking a shit and not want to have sex anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted August 11, 2002 this is, without a doubt, the most idiotically funny thread i've ever seen. it's just so stupid on so many levels. -he's 14. -he hasn't even been seeing the girl for 2 months. -the girl's 14, and she has a cell phone. -he thinks the possibility of getting laid is somehow special enough to warrant its own thread, calling it "next saturday, i'm gonna do it!!!!!!!!" -he gives updates at the girl's house, as they happen, on a wrestling message board. i couldn't write something this funny if i tried. i know i was happy to get laid & told all my friends about it, but i didn't feel the need to brag about it on a message board (and certainly not brag about it BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENED). it's natural to brag about it to friends when something like this happens, but since he's doing it this way i don't think he has any friends to brag to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OJ Hart: Motherfucker!! I'm not in the mood. Girl: Why? OJ: Cause I read on the board that Triple H is holding down Jericho. FUCK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 11, 2002 It'd be hilarious if he called her "Dawn" during his process.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Nah...maybe "Chyna/Joanie" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Ewwww... Then, papacita would kick his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 11, 2002 This has got to be the funniest topic ever~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 ...and so would his girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 11, 2002 (OJ Hart is sitting at Shelbey's computer) OJ Hart: (Reading as he types, because he is stupid) My wee-wee is also big, she said. (Shelbey enters) Shelbey: OJ! What are you doing?! OJ: Wait, honey, I can explain! Shelbey: How could you keep me waiting like that! What web site is that? Porn? Sex tips? OJ: Wrestling... (Pause) Shelbey: ....What? (OJ's cell phone rings.) OJ: I have a cell phone, and it is ringing. Please go wait for me, while I take this phone call. We will have sex again when I come out. (Shelbey exits, because if she is real, she is stupid, too) OJ: (Reading as he types, because he is stupid) My cell phone just rang, guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 11, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OMG, you rule. LO f'n L Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Mattdotcom - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Matt: That was a tag if I ever saw one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Fuck this is the funniest shit ever~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 11, 2002 You know it's weird when me and HMW agree on something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted August 11, 2002 All this thread needs now is that "Worst Thread Ever" roadsign pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Finally, I'm the KING OF THE BOARRRRRRRRD! OJ! Don't let your girlfriend see this! She might want me, since, you know, you're retarded. But just tell her she's not my type. I like pretty girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OJ should have a laptop. That way he can have it at the side of the hottub and update us on what's going on while it's happening! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 11, 2002 That's what I said! Use the Kama-Sutra, look for "Forum-to-Flower", and hope to God she's limber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Fuck, Chris Rock aint got shit on this thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Guys, you failed to explain what a vagina is, or ANYTHING usefull, sheesh. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 11, 2002 He's probably doing it in her anus right now thinking about the joys of TheSmartMarks forums! "Sex doesn't hold a candle to TheSmartMarks Forums!" Our new slogan! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Tomorrow on The SmartMarks Board: OJ Hart reveals this was all an elaborate experiment to do something vaguely related to something unrelated to everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 11, 2002 "Sex doesn't hold a candle to TheSmartMarks Forums!" *OJ, in bed, posts and lights a smoke* OJ: Ah, SmartMarks Board, you were fannnnnnntastic. Shelbey: What? OJ: Oh, dear, I hear my cell phone. Go wait in the back, honey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 @ Flyboy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 ...AND @ Matt, once again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
