It's the one and only Velocidential thread

[Guest Downhome]

I'm so sorry, but Wrestling & Race Cars do NOT mix, at all.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Gertrude Cash: The Original Smart Mark...haha

Gertrude Gash: That sumbitch George HHHackenschmidt was holding Frank Gotch Down!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Samoan dance as it was meant to be done, in Atlanta Falcon jerseys!

I didn't know that about the Samoan culture. Heh, I guess I once again learn something new from Confidential eh?

over in my hometown here in Missouri, we have sooooooo many Samoans around.

 

So, I figure that we have some relatives of Rikishi and Rock around also.

[Guest bob_barron]

Gertrude Cash: The Original Smart Mark...haha

Gertrude Gash: That sumbitch George HHHackenschmidt was holding Frank Gotch Down!

Oh God- that's hilarious!

[Guest Downhome]

Samoan dance as it was meant to be done, in Atlanta Falcon jerseys!

I didn't know that about the Samoan culture. Heh, I guess I once again learn something new from Confidential eh?

over in my hometown here in Missouri, we have sooooooo many Samoans around.

 

So, I figure that we have some relatives of Rikishi and Rock around also.

What are their wrestling names?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Gertrude Cash: The Original Smart Mark...haha

Gertrude Gash: That sumbitch George HHHackenschmidt was holding Frank Gotch Down!

Oh God- that's hilarious!

I try.

 

Tip your waitress on the way out.

[Guest Downhome]

Gertrude Cash: The Original Smart Mark...haha

Gertrude Gash: That sumbitch George HHHackenschmidt was holding Frank Gotch Down!

Oh God- that's hilarious!

I second that, it's great. I wish we could get in touch with her and get her to say that on tape.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Samoan dance as it was meant to be done, in Atlanta Falcon jerseys!

I didn't know that about the Samoan culture. Heh, I guess I once again learn something new from Confidential eh?

over in my hometown here in Missouri, we have sooooooo many Samoans around.

 

So, I figure that we have some relatives of Rikishi and Rock around also.

What are their wrestling names?

I don't think any of them wrestle.

 

Yet..

 

hehe..

[Guest Downhome]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, ok Mean Gene. I guess Big Show could beat him in racing, so sure.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Big Show sweats EVERYWHERE!

[Guest cabbageboy]

1. Beat Hogan and GOT over (unlike Brock)

 

2. Was one of the most dominating WWF champs ever.

 

3. One of the biggest drawing WWF champs ever (Yes, he did draw)

 

Oh god where can I even start to tear that shit apart? First of all, Yokozuna was NEVER EVER over, not once in his whole title run or even afterwards. Take a look at a tape from 1993-95, the guy draws literally no heat from the crowd. In fact he sucks all heat out of a crowd.

 

2. He was so dominating that he lost a horrible match by countout to Luger at SS 93. He was so dominating he didn't even defend at Survivor Series. He was so dominating he beat UT in the casket match with help from 10 MEN!!

 

3. 1993 was a good year in terms of Raw being a fun and fresh show, but god it sucked in terms of drawing money. In 1993 no one was drawing any money, and certainly not Yokozuna.

 

Hope I cleared this up for you guys. Remember, Yoko: fat, untalented, not over, didn't draw. I realize there is revisionist history since he is dead, but that's pretty much the way it actually was.

[Guest Downhome]

Samoan dance as it was meant to be done, in Atlanta Falcon jerseys!

I didn't know that about the Samoan culture. Heh, I guess I once again learn something new from Confidential eh?

over in my hometown here in Missouri, we have sooooooo many Samoans around.

 

So, I figure that we have some relatives of Rikishi and Rock around also.

What are their wrestling names?

I don't think any of them wrestle.

 

Yet..

 

hehe..

They will, they all do eventually don't they?

 

Why in the hell is The Big Show on the Stacker II car? Is that like the before picture for it?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Diesel v. The Rock!

 

I'd imagine Diesel would need a quad to do that.

[Guest HartFan86]

SLLLLLLAMMMMBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *CYRUS VOICE*

[Guest bob_barron]

1. Beat Hogan and GOT over (unlike Brock)

 

2. Was one of the most dominating WWF champs ever.

 

3. One of the biggest drawing WWF champs ever (Yes, he did draw)

 

Oh god where can I even start to tear that shit apart? First of all, Yokozuna was NEVER EVER over, not once in his whole title run or even afterwards. Take a look at a tape from 1993-95, the guy draws literally no heat from the crowd. In fact he sucks all heat out of a crowd.

 

2. He was so dominating that he lost a horrible match by countout to Luger at SS 93. He was so dominating he didn't even defend at Survivor Series. He was so dominating he beat UT in the casket match with help from 10 MEN!!

 

3. 1993 was a good year in terms of Raw being a fun and fresh show, but god it sucked in terms of drawing money. In 1993 no one was drawing any money, and certainly not Yokozuna.

 

Hope I cleared this up for you guys. Remember, Yoko: fat, untalented, not over, didn't draw. I realize there is revisionist history since he is dead, but that's pretty much the way it actually was.

The SummSlam match was pretty good considering the participants

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

and Big Show rounds the third corner....he's doing great today...oh no....nachos on the track! Big Show is tripped up and distracted....HE GOES FOR THE NACHOS~!

 

Kurt Angle disengages himself from his tapdancing for quarters long enough to pass Show and win the race~!

 

U S A~! U S A~!

[Guest Cubbie78]

Vin Diesel sucks, XXX is gonna suck, and frankly The Rock sucks as an actor....sigh

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Samoan dance as it was meant to be done, in Atlanta Falcon jerseys!

I didn't know that about the Samoan culture. Heh, I guess I once again learn something new from Confidential eh?

over in my hometown here in Missouri, we have sooooooo many Samoans around.

 

So, I figure that we have some relatives of Rikishi and Rock around also.

What are their wrestling names?

I don't think any of them wrestle.

 

Yet..

 

hehe..

They will, they all do eventually don't they?

 

Why in the hell is The Big Show on the Stacker II car? Is that like the before picture for it?

yeah... they probably will.

 

I'm suprised that we haven't seen some Samoan women wrestlers, now that's an idea!

 

also, notice the time difference on the quoted posts.. I actually set mine to Central time..

[Guest Downhome]

So is this thread over now?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Yes, go home.

[Guest Cubbie78]

downehome....*shrugs* usually we discuss how retarded slamball is

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh god where can I even start to tear that shit apart?  First of all, Yokozuna was NEVER EVER over, not once in his whole title run or even afterwards.  Take a look at a tape from 1993-95, the guy draws literally no heat from the crowd.  In fact he sucks all heat out of a crowd.

Your totally bluffing there. He always would get heel heat. I dunno about you, but take a watch again when he beats Hogan. The crowd is in shock and boos the crap out of him.

 

Hope I cleared this up for you guys.  Remember, Yoko:  fat, untalented, not over, didn't draw.  I realize there is revisionist history since he is dead, but that's pretty much the way it actually was.

 

:/ I dunno...sure...he was overweight....sure....he didn't wrestle good....he got a lot of heel heat and he did draw better than most guys. I don't see how you think he didn't draw. He main evented PPVS and they did decent buyrates....better than most others. He mainevented 2 Wrestlemanias. He must of did ok.

[Guest Downhome]

Yes, go home.

We could all talk about SlamBall, at least it's more over than Brocky.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

sometimes Slamball is entertaining...like when the end credits roll

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Samoan dance as it was meant to be done, in Atlanta Falcon jerseys!

I didn't know that about the Samoan culture. Heh, I guess I once again learn something new from Confidential eh?

over in my hometown here in Missouri, we have sooooooo many Samoans around.

 

So, I figure that we have some relatives of Rikishi and Rock around also.

What are their wrestling names?

I don't think any of them wrestle.

 

Yet..

 

hehe..

They will, they all do eventually don't they?

 

Why in the hell is The Big Show on the Stacker II car? Is that like the before picture for it?

yeah... they probably will.

 

I'm suprised that we haven't seen some Samoan women wrestlers, now that's an idea!

 

also, notice the time difference on the quoted posts.. I actually set mine to Central time..

Sorry, I just wanted to see what happened when the quote thing shrunk a hella lot.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

+1

[Guest Downhome]

As for Yoko, in every match I've ever seen him in, the crowd would boo him and show obvious heel heat towards him, and they would cheer the hell out of how much they want the "other guy" to finally defeat him.

[Guest HartFan86]

All in all....Confidential got a thumbs up from me. Really moving Rikishi segments, funny ass DX segment...and that's really it...but that's all it needed for an hour show. Next week we get exclusive footage of the Dome show? I'm there.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

sometimes Slamball is entertaining...like when the end credits roll

HAHAHA... that was hilarious!! But the only reason I watch Slamball is cuz they do sometime pull off amazing dunks. Sean "Inches" Jackson is awesome sometimes, you may remember him from the Nike Freestyle commercials.

[Guest Cubbie78]

I wanna see one guy spear another in midair, now that would be cool..

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Pfft. Stan Fletcher owns Jackson. Owns him. OWNS HIM. Steal 4 lyfe.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.