It's the one and only Velocidential thread

[Guest Nevermortal]

Man, HHH used to *NOT* suck.

[Guest HartFan86]

OMFG. There's tons of police there.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Hahahahaha.... WCW called the police.

 

DX is so great, they made X-Pac, HHH, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn watchable.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

20 to 30 people..

 

full-scale assault

 

HAHAHA!

[Guest Downhome]

Is X-Pac always on drugs, or is he just mildly retarded?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Man, this segement is great. I loved the DX WCW invasion.

[Guest Nevermortal]

DICK CHEATUM~!

 

That sounds like a porn name.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Dick Cheetum?

 

and some middle-aged gray haired CNN guy giving a crotchchop

[Guest Downhome]

Question: Why can't WWE come up with something as interesting and fan friendly, that can get basicly anyone they want over, as DX did anymore?

[Guest HartFan86]

Ah....the days of greatness of DX. That was classic.

[Guest bob_barron]

The Samoan family tree??

 

That'll take like 10 shows

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Is X-Pac always on drugs, or is he just mildly retarded?

I don't think its the drugs... lots of WWE guys are on drugs but they at least seem normal.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Holy shit, they are going to explain the Samoan Family Tree.

 

There's only a 1/2 hour left in the program though...

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

A trip thru the Samoan family tree?

 

that would be a 2 part story.

 

Rikishi: "Us Samoans are now the biggest family in wrestling"

 

Me: "No shit?"

[Guest Cubbie78]

so wait, are all the samoan wrestlers from one fuckin family?

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Question: Why can't WWE come up with something as interesting and fan friendly, that can get basicly anyone they want over, as DX did anymore?

They don't have Russo anymore.

[Guest Downhome]

Damnit, this is the forth time this show has made me sad, I miss DX now! This show has made me sad because of the following...

 

1) I used to like Rikishi, but they ruined that.

 

2) I miss WCW.

 

3) I miss YOKO.

 

4) DX ruled.

 

...oh well...

[Guest Nevermortal]

Rikishi: "Us Samoans are now the biggest family in wrestling"

[Rikishi scratches his nose.]

 

"The Harts had us beat but they're getting bumped off one by one.

 

Errr...I mean, they're dying a lot.

 

I fucked up."

[Guest mach7]

That was great with the CNN Exec's coming down and doing crotch chops! I don't believe they showed that footage when that "DX Invasion" originally occurred.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

yeah Gene.. if Rikishi DIDN'T survive that shooting, he wouldn't be in the WWE now

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

HAKU!

[Guest Downhome]

so wait, are all the samoan wrestlers from one fuckin family?

Was that supposed to be funny, or are you seriously asking? Because now that I think about it, I'm wondering also. Damn, what you said made me laugh like crazy.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Holy shit, Barbarian, with the fuckin' deer horns!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

If this thread gets more than the SD! thread... man...

Just curious... why do you guys always make such a big deal about this anyway?

 

Oh, and how was Bull? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ::checks computer clock, realizes less than an hour and a half until Bull shows up on my show and my TV, stops laughing ::

[Guest Downhome]

Damn, I guess they all DO come from the same family. That, is almost scarry.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Hippie Yoko!

[Guest Cubbie78]

hehe, actually, the way he was talking, I was serious with the question, and damn, it looks like I was right...so if Rikishi is Peter Maivia's nephew, then Rocky is Rikishi's second cousin once removed?...ahhh, my head hurts

[Guest HartFan86]

That's cool about Yoko. Too bad he gained too much weight and...you know, died.

[Guest Downhome]

Holy shit, Barbarian, with the fuckin' deer horns!

Do you not remember that?

[Guest Nevermortal]

AFA~!