Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted August 17, 2002 I'm guessing she'll no-sell his attacks, at first being hesitant and wondering what she got herself into. OJ will get close to the mark, but she'll happen to ask "is it in?" The couple, with OJ being shaken after her trash talk, blow a spot as OJ humps her belly button. After twenty seconds into the match, OJ will blow up, forcing the match to come to an end. DUD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 17, 2002 YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB OJ!!! This has been another stream-of-consciousness post. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TJH Report post Posted August 17, 2002 I think my position on this is well known. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted August 17, 2002 I'm hoping that shel'l spit green mist in his face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted August 17, 2002 "Oh and by the way....OJ Hart you are a massive tool. I could possible say bigger than Carson Daly " No, he didnt have a show to broadcast his toolness out to millions, just us thousands. "I'm hoping that she'll spit green mist in his face " Im hoping she blows him and spits it back in his face. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE DONT FUCKING CARE EXCEPT TO MAKE FUN OF YOU OJ! STOP POSTING THIS SHIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 17, 2002 Yeah, he's like totally oblivious to the fact that we're making fun of him and calling him a tool. He acts like we're all *ahem* standing at attention ready to hear these live updates. OJ: "I'm about to cum!" Girl: "Ok...wait, why are you leaving?" OJ: "I have to.......go to the bathroom!" OJ (on SMB): "Hey guys, I'm about to blow my load inside of her and it's gonna be REALLY REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted August 17, 2002 Sex from JHawk's Beak: OJ Hart gets laid Segment 1 They kiss a bit and go into the bedroom. The door shuts. ---------- COMMERCIAL BREAK ---------- Good. Kissing is always a good first step. So says Monty Python. Segment 2 We get "during the break" footage of Shelby going "That's it?" ---------- END OF SHOW ---------- Well, I can't say I'm totally shocked, but they could have at least saved the good stuff for the cameras. Thumbs down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 17, 2002 JHawk is the new king of making fun of OJ! I surrender my crown. Hopefully, tonight is the night OJ lies and tomorrow morning he gets banned for wasting valuable air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I'M OFF TO THE PARTY!!!! WISH ME LUCK!!! I'm staying at Shelby's tonight so i probably won't be on the boards again till tomorrow.... I'M ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY SEMI TRUCK ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARTY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PlatypusFool Report post Posted August 18, 2002 Once again, this thread is hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY SEMI TRUCK ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARTY. I don't know why, but that made me laugh so hard... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 18, 2002 How long are we betting til he takes a bathroom break and updates us on his CELL PHONE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I hope she gets pregnant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I'm loving this thread. Even if Hart is a lying sack of shit, I'm enjoying the hell out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I think everyone is...it's giving all of us one hell of a laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I bet he blows his load before he even gets his pants off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 18, 2002 This will probably end up being like the scene in American Pie where Jim blows his early on a few accounts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I bet O.J. will get there and find her being banged by someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 18, 2002 And I bet OJ Hart is a dumbass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted August 18, 2002 For the love of god let it die so I don't have to see "OJ fucking" threads everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted August 18, 2002 No no no. Tonight was Defective People Eat Free night at the Sizzler. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge HOLY CRAP KOTZENJUNGE GOT A NEW COMPUTER!!!!! Oh, right... ummm... damn OJ Hart, four years younger than me and losing his virginity first... it's not right, dammit! Oh well, I have the one-up on you little man, because while you're busy trying to figure out which hole to put it in, I'll be recapping Reverend D-Von vs. John Cena! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted August 18, 2002 Sheesh. I wonder how long this thread will last. Hopefully, it will remain somewhat entertaining anyhow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted August 18, 2002 so if I'm gonna have sex, I should report here? Please don't, any of you. Can you imagine a "report" of sex written like a smark would write something? A girl's bra refusing to unhook would be a SWERVE~! A bitch who loses the mood would be making a heel turn. A stiffy might have to job to condom refusing to unroll. I think I'll just quit while I'm ahead here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted August 18, 2002 so if I'm gonna have sex, I should report here? Please don't, any of you. Can you imagine a "report" of sex written like a smark would write something? A girl's bra refusing to unhook would be a SWERVE~! A bitch who loses the mood would be making a heel turn. A stiffy might have to job to condom refusing to unroll. I think I'll just quit while I'm ahead here... Yeah... stop before you get to how the glass ceiling is keeping you down and how you will never move up the ladder to "main eventing" the PPV so to speak and how you are always stuck in the "mid-card". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted August 18, 2002 hey, *snaps*, ya know what, OJ? Maybe if you go through with this it'll be awkward and such, things will get weird, and will make your relationship with this girl grow more and more distant until you break up, and you'll go through life depressed and wishing you hadn't done it so soon. And every relationship you have will fail because you'll never want to get to close and risk doing something too soon, and this will go on and on and you'll die sad and alone. Nah, that could never happen, you have yourself a good time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 18, 2002 QUOTE (DrTom @ Aug 17 2002, 08:55 PM) QUOTE so if I'm gonna have sex, I should report here? Please don't, any of you. Can you imagine a "report" of sex written like a smark would write something? A girl's bra refusing to unhook would be a SWERVE~! A bitch who loses the mood would be making a heel turn. A stiffy might have to job to condom refusing to unroll. I think I'll just quit while I'm ahead here... Yeah... stop before you get to how the glass ceiling is keeping you down and how you will never move up the ladder to "main eventing" the PPV so to speak and how you are always stuck in the "mid-card". Just to clear up a few loose ends, I hope y'all first of all noted the sarcasism in the "If I have sex shoould I post here?" Secondly it would be written from a female smark stand point. And I would never be as stupid as OJ as to post my sex life on a message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 18, 2002 OJ Hart is on, maybe he will give us a recap on last nights outtings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY SEMI TRUCK ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARTY. I laughed like a filthy whore with toothache and a sore urethra at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 18, 2002 It seems like O.J. has everyone on the edge of their seats. Anyways, here are my predictions: 1) She will “change her mind”. This happens a lot. 2) He will lie about it and say “it was the best sex that two people have ever had together, it lasted 7 hours of orgasmic pleasure and four of her hot friends joined in and they all lezed up together, man, you should have been their, oh and at one point she even took her bra off, man awesome. Woooooooo nipples!” 3) It will actually happen and will last 4 seconds. She will be disappointed for the rest of her life and probably end up a forty year old fat man-hating lesbian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
