Guest JHawk Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I must admit that I'm not the least bit disappointed he hasn't posted yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I dunno, I was kinda looking forward to just what he'd say. Ah well. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 18, 2002 Perhaps we should assume the worse. OJ Hart was hit by a semi-truck. A reception will not be held, as receptions are awful on most cell phones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 18, 2002 He's still thinking up a good story. He sees how excited we all are and doesn't want to disappoint us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 18, 2002 He better hurry up, the story will be a dissapointment anyway after all of the hype. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I just read this entire thread, OMG it's fucking hilarious.. so, where's this mofo at? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted August 18, 2002 Eh. Maybe he did not get any and is hiding in shame because he will look like a fool in front of his Smart marks buddies...or maybe he has realized the obvious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 18, 2002 He's still thinking up a good story. Heres the story he should use: it was the best sex that two people have ever had together, it lasted 7 hours of orgasmic pleasure and four of her hot friends joined in and they all lezed up together, man, you should have been their, oh and at one point she even took her bra off, man awesome. Woooooooo nipples! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted August 18, 2002 this thread is too funny..... when is he gonna post?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 18, 2002 He could be doing several things: 1. He is thinking up a good story to make himself sound like a complete stud in bed 2. He is building up something, only to have it be a huge letdown 3. He is way to embarassed to post because it was like the scene in American Pie where Jim got excited way too early and blow his load twice before anything happened. 4. He will not post because he realized that he is a complete tool and the whole night was not what he was hoping for and the girl kept begging the question: "Is that it?" I would bet numbers 1 & 3 are the correct ones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted August 18, 2002 I dunno whats worse for this kid... First of all how good could it possibly be with a 14 year old girl that knows nothing about sex? Second How sad is this kid's life that he has to make himself feel cool by making up stories on here and getting like EVERYONE'S attention in the process! You all give him just what he wants, and I so love it lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted August 18, 2002 i thought it was OJ's victims who were pulpy and good all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted August 19, 2002 You all give him just what he wants, and I so love it lol. Maybe all he wanted was attention...and maybe all we're doing is feeding into it... But damn, it's fun to insult the ignorant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Well guys, I DID IT!!!! Pretty cool, but not as cool as i expected. it lasted about 3 minutes and Shelby screamed like a banshee. The trojan worked. I checked it afterwards, and nothing got through. No rips or tears or nothing. The party was pretty funt too. Everyone heard about me and Shelby, and now everyone in the 9th grade at my high school knows that "Craig fucked Shelby"......I think I'll wait till I'm in college for the next time though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Three minutes? He must be telling the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Three minutes? He must be telling the truth. Damn.. no play by play as it happened? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 19, 2002 O.J, you have disgraced Jimmy Snueka by using that avatar. Your "riviting" account was quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've heard in some time because I kept imagineing Church Lady from SNL saying this ala the Tammy Faye Baker sketch. But seriously we "experienced" posters have a name for what just happened to you: Shitty Sex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Everyone heard about me and Shelby, and now everyone in the 9th grade at my high school knows that "Craig fucked Shelby"...... Does anybody want to be a fly on the wall when her parents find out about this too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Fun Fact: A girl I know named Shelby is super-duper Christian, one of those "wait until marriage or burn in hell" types. I wish she wasn't so boneable, or I wouldn't mind as much. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Oh, and another thing, you're in 9th Grade? Geez, I understand why you were so excited now, feeling we all needed to know as well. Little kids, so much fun. I'm only 18, but anyone my age or older knows how many light-years ahead of 14 it is. Oh, and if she was screaming like a banshee, um, that might not have been a good thing. I mean, you were aware it'd really hurt for her, right? At least she was better than my ex. She couldn't even get me off. Just laid there like a sack of potatoes. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Wait! That was it!? A whole week of hype for THAT? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 19, 2002 I have trouble believing that the pleasure was so overwhelming that screamed like a banshee in a mere three minutes. You were probably hurting her, you tool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Hey, he's a youngun. If I were his age and knew it was coming my way, I'd hype it just as much. Maybe not on a messageboard, but all of my friends would know about it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted August 19, 2002 A week of hype for THAT?!? I feel ripped off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Wow, talk about a Nitro-like main event... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Three minutes, so afterwards did two fat guys name Rosie and Jamal come in and attack the two of you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 19, 2002 3 FUCKING MINIUTES? WHEN I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT YOUR AGE, IT SURE AS HELL WAS LONGER THAN 3 FUCKING MINIUTES. WHATS THE DAMN POINT FOR 3 MINIUTES, THERE IS NO PLESSURE IN IT. JESUS CHRIST YOUR AN IDIOT! GO JERK OFF TO SOME PORN IN YOUR MOMS BATHROOM YOU STUPID LITTLE KID I HOPE YOUR MOM FINDS OUT AND GROUNDS YOU FROM POKEMON Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Three minutes, so afterwards did two fat guys name Rosie and Jamal come in and attack the two of you? Ew, Bishoff was watching them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted August 19, 2002 wow, LexLugarRules seems a bit peeved. And he got rid of the Rams thing in his sig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 19, 2002 LLR was banned? I liked this version of Jerome Drake much better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
