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Guest Kid Kablam
Posted

Rocky IV homage match

You know what, I'm goin with wayne Johnson on this one. maybe I'm just trying to be different, but I got a feelin about this one. (**)

 

RVD vs Benoit

Chris Benoit triumphs (****+ if RVD can get it through his blunt smoke filled head to sell the shoulder!)

 

The Back Break Kid vs Roid Rage

Has Roid Rage ever lost a blowoff? (Good Lord I have no idea what I would rate this)

 

Un-Americans vs Bookdust

I'd like to see the heels go over here and establish them as a credible threat (***)

 

Test vs Taker

well Testkick, I'll go with you on this one. But I don't think that it's the undertapper is the one who will drag this one down (*)

 

Angle/Rey

Double Countout just cause I have no idea (*** I don't buy the style clash argument)

 

Jericho/Flair

HHH would have to be sleeping with someone to hold Jericho down in this one. Oh, what's that you say say? Well I still think Flair will fall victim to the Walls of Jericho. The mark in me believes.

 

Eddy/Edge Edge bores me but I will have to pick him over Super Rudo.

(** 1/2) just cause Eddy will drag it out of him

 

Knoble vs Kidman let's go with Knoble on this one (Actual match *** but lack of heat cause of shitty buildup will drag it to a ** 1/2)

 

Show vs Bubba

Don't care

Guest Bricks
Posted

Rock vs Brock: Brock wins. If it's just by F5, then prepare yourselves for the quietest reaction to a World Title change ever. I say, F5, kickout, Brock beatdown, shooting star press. ***1/2

 

Chris Benoit vs. Rob Van Dam: Chris Benoit. Tough to call. But I just think they really need the IC title on Smackdown. ****

 

 

HHH vs. Shawn Michaels: HBK. Umm, this could be really really bad. Or it could be a sorta entertaining brawl. Nah. *

 

Chris Jericho vs. Ric Flair: Jericho. Flair is pretty much Legend that jobs at this point. ***

 

Storm and Christian vs. Bookdust: Bookdust. The UnAmericans just seem so boring. ***

 

Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio: Rey. This could be really good or just mediocre due to clashing styles. I'll be optimistic. ****

 

Test vs. The Undertaker: Undertaker. 'Taker wants his win back. **

 

Edge vs. Eddy Guerrero: Edge. He's probably going to main event soon so he's going to need the wins. ****

 

No Big Show, Bubba, and others because for the most part PPVs are usually 8 matches only 'cept for WrestleMania and Royal Rumble.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

WWE Undisputed Title Match

Hollywood Johnson defending against Brakkus Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman

 

Brocolli wins. Crowd is pissed. Yadda yadda.

 

 

WWE Intercontinental Title Match

RVD vs Benoit

 

The high-flying hippie and God's secret identity take match of the night honors after Benoit retains via Crossface.

 

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!

The booker's boyfriend (w/ stringy calves, zits on back, bad quad, herpes and crabs) vs. the booker's boyfriend's boyfriend (w/ bad back, bad neck, concussion, herpes and crabs)

 

*flips coin*

 

Michaels.

 

Un-Americans vs Goldust and Booker T

Neither have really gotten much of a push, but I figure the Un-Americans could use the win here, since at least their push is a bit less half-hearted than their opponents.

 

Test of our patience vs. Undertweener

 

Taker murders Test, bringing back the Tombstone for a special surprise.

 

Kurt Angle vs. Rey-Rey

I don't think they'll blow it off right away. Rey gets a controversial win so Kurt can bitch that he's a cheater some more.

 

HHH's other, other bitch vs. Zombie Ric Flair

 

Jericho wins, either by the Walls or by DQ when Ric tries to eat his brains.

 

Jamie Noble, BOY-AH! vs. Tom Cruise's stepson

Noble retains clean, in prep for Rey-Rey to have a strong champ to go against, and Nidia and Torrie catfight again.

 

Show vs Bubba Tough

Bubba's been protected for a while now and Big Nasty is an overgrown jobber. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM when the ref is out, but Bubba comes back and beats Show clean.

Guest jester
Posted
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!

If the crowd starts chanting that during the match, I'll laugh my ass off.

 

Anybody going to Summerslam? How about doing the honors?

Posted

How about boring. I tried during RAW in Seattle but that didn't work that well except in my section.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

"God's secret indentity"? Benoit? *muffles a laugh*

 

ANYHOW, if someone started a boring or RVD chant during the HHH-HBK match, I would... laugh my ass off. For a long time.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
"God's secret indentity"?  Benoit?  *muffles a laugh*

 

ANYHOW, if someone started a boring or RVD chant during the HHH-HBK match, I would... laugh my ass off.  For a long time.

If the WWE crowd DID do that during the HHH vs HBK match, what do you think WWE would edit the chants to be in the video release of SummerSlam?

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Without question.

 

Hell, they might even "accidently" mute the whole broadcast while the chants were going on during the live broadcast. :P

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted
Respect the 'Taker knows that Test can carry his hero to a *** match.

 

Eddy-Edge will probably be **-*** range.

I reckon someone is trying to purposely annoy

Guest Flyboy
Posted
I reckon someone is trying to purposely annoy

I don't know BR... I seriously think the guy has a fetish for Test. :blink:

 

Not that I don't like Test or anything because I don't think he's that bad, but... Test pull out a *** match? Please.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
Without question.

 

Hell, they might even "accidently" mute the whole broadcast while the chants were going on during the live broadcast. :P

They would probably go to a black screen and then when the cheers would end, they would come back saying there were "Technical difficulties".

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

I meant the way he made a point of suggesting Taker/Test would be as good or better than Eddy/Edge.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Has Eddy/Edge been confirmed?

 

I didn't see Smackdown! -_-

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

I don't think its been confirmed, but i doubt they will leave these guys off PPV.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Well, Booker has been left off of PPVs for the last couple of months until the broke the trend.. -_-

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

But Edge is getting a big push right now

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Ah yes... he's the next big WWE superstar. :rolleyes:

 

Edge Vs. Lesnar at WMX9, bayee!

 

Edge will win the RR, trust me. :D

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

I wouldn't mind. I like Edge. I'm an Edgehead! :)

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

Ask Anglesault to post his "Edge vs Triple H" Wrestlemania main event.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

Is it in fantasy booking or something?

Guest Flyboy
Posted
I wouldn't mind. I like Edge. I'm an Edgehead! :)

At least, someone does...

 

I don't hate the guy or anything because I like him, too... true, he will be a big superstar, but someone should be getting what he is now. *ahem*

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

I think RVD or Edge will win the Rumble. Hopefully, Angle, but I doubt it.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted
I wouldn't mind. I like Edge. I'm an Edgehead! :)

At least, someone does...

 

I don't hate the guy or anything because I like him, too... true, he will be a big superstar, but someone should be getting what he is now. *ahem*

I know, I know. But Edge hating won't help RVD any, will it?

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Nah..

 

I see Angle beating Lesnar and taking the title. Setting up the Angle Vs. Edge at WMX9... or Angle Vs. RVD. One of those.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
I wouldn't mind. I like Edge. I'm an Edgehead! :)

At least, someone does...

 

I don't hate the guy or anything because I like him, too... true, he will be a big superstar, but someone should be getting what he is now. *ahem*

I know, I know. But Edge hating won't help RVD any, will it?

Nope.

 

Nothing will help the poor guy.

 

*sighs* :(

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
I wouldn't mind. I like Edge. I'm an Edgehead! :)

At least, someone does...

 

I don't hate the guy or anything because I like him, too... true, he will be a big superstar, but someone should be getting what he is now. *ahem*

I know, I know. But Edge hating won't help RVD any, will it?

Nope.

 

Nothing will help the poor guy.

 

*sighs* :(

Triple H getting run over by a semi might help him a little.

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

Hehe.

 

Its always HHH's fault, poor guy :)

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Or RVD could have an affair and go to Steph... o_O..

 

*sighs* So, we're right... the guy is stuck in hell. *turns on his ECW TV Title reign* Ahhh... much better. :P

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

I'm still hoping that he will get the proper push

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