Guest LooseCannon Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 Before I go off to celebrate my 1000th post with hookers and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I'll get us started: 1. Because he's not the kind of guy who would waste a thread acting as if post counts matter with some sort of masterbatory celebration.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 2. He gives out $10 in american money to people a whole lot *lifts hand to accept $10*
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 3. He made it to 1000 without a custom title, an avatar, or a sig
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 4. He joined on 02/02/02. Pretty nifty.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 3. He made it to 1000 without a custom title, an avatar, or a sig We should really make that 3,4 and 5. As great as I am, 10 gazillion is gonna be pretty tough to reach.
Guest NazMistry Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 5) His posting name is the gimmick of the late, great Brian Pillman.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 6. He's better than everybody in the WWE folder. 7. Hates post whoring (for reasons beyond me, after all, it's a fucking message board) 8. He can be a porn star with his name.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 19, 2002 Report Posted August 19, 2002 9. He is the father of my baby.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 9. He is the father of my baby. How about we wait till the paternity results come back? Slut.
Guest Marshall Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 4. He joined on 02/02/02. Pretty nifty. It says 03/Febuary/02
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 How about you shut the fuck up and give us a reason that LooseCannon fucking rules.
Guest Marshall Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 ok then: 11. Because he is member no. 172 and this plane is called Cessna 172. Its a cool plane.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 12. We haven't raised our pitchforks demanding his banning in an NHB thread.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 13. He taught me how to love again.
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 14. You once said that thing, about that one thing, you know what I'm talking about.
Guest justsoyouknow Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 16. He never yelled at me when I didn't go fast enough.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 14. You once said that thing, about that one thing, you know what I'm talking about. I sure do. That's among the top 100 LooseCannon moments of all time as voted upon by the readers of that one magazine.
Guest MentallyNormal Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 19. He massaged my back without me even asking him.
Guest J*ingus Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 20. Because I say he effing rules.
Guest Marshall Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 14. You once said that thing, about that one thing, you know what I'm talking about. I sure do. That's among the top 100 LooseCannon moments of all time as voted upon by the readers of that one magazine. what thing?
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted August 20, 2002 Report Posted August 20, 2002 22. He also rocks it new school.
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 21, 2002 Report Posted August 21, 2002 25. He has 57% of the member post in this forum
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