Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Before I go off to celebrate my 1000th post with hookers and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I'll get us started: 1. Because he's not the kind of guy who would waste a thread acting as if post counts matter with some sort of masterbatory celebration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted August 19, 2002 2. He gives out $10 in american money to people a whole lot *lifts hand to accept $10* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 19, 2002 3. He made it to 1000 without a custom title, an avatar, or a sig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted August 19, 2002 4. He joined on 02/02/02. Pretty nifty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 19, 2002 3. He made it to 1000 without a custom title, an avatar, or a sig We should really make that 3,4 and 5. As great as I am, 10 gazillion is gonna be pretty tough to reach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NazMistry Report post Posted August 19, 2002 5) His posting name is the gimmick of the late, great Brian Pillman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted August 19, 2002 6. He's better than everybody in the WWE folder. 7. Hates post whoring (for reasons beyond me, after all, it's a fucking message board) 8. He can be a porn star with his name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 19, 2002 9. He is the father of my baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted August 19, 2002 10. He's cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 20, 2002 9. He is the father of my baby. How about we wait till the paternity results come back? Slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 20, 2002 4. He joined on 02/02/02. Pretty nifty. It says 03/Febuary/02 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 20, 2002 How about you shut the fuck up and give us a reason that LooseCannon fucking rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 20, 2002 ok then: 11. Because he is member no. 172 and this plane is called Cessna 172. Its a cool plane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted August 20, 2002 12. We haven't raised our pitchforks demanding his banning in an NHB thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 20, 2002 13. He taught me how to love again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 20, 2002 14. You once said that thing, about that one thing, you know what I'm talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 20, 2002 15. His jimmy weighs a ton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted August 20, 2002 16. He never yelled at me when I didn't go fast enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 20, 2002 14. You once said that thing, about that one thing, you know what I'm talking about. I sure do. That's among the top 100 LooseCannon moments of all time as voted upon by the readers of that one magazine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted August 20, 2002 17. He's a real man's man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TJH Report post Posted August 20, 2002 He stands up for women's rights! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MentallyNormal Report post Posted August 20, 2002 19. He massaged my back without me even asking him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted August 20, 2002 20. Because I say he effing rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 20, 2002 14. You once said that thing, about that one thing, you know what I'm talking about. I sure do. That's among the top 100 LooseCannon moments of all time as voted upon by the readers of that one magazine. what thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 20, 2002 21. He rocks it old school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted August 20, 2002 22. He also rocks it new school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 20, 2002 23. He is modest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 20, 2002 24. He pays whores generously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 21, 2002 25. He has 57% of the member post in this forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted August 21, 2002 26. He pays me generously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
