THAT'S IT I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

I am tired of this bullshit - my dick is only 4 inches long and I'm sick and tired of it...I went to bigpenis.com and it gave me several options,

 

1) There are several penis excercises I can perform but it takes 3 months to see any results whatsoever, at like a half hour a day - and once your dick gets back to normal big size - you have to keep doing them or your dick will shrink

 

2) There are those penis pumps for sale - but I want some goddamn TESTIMONY if i am going to spend 100+ dollars on one!

 

I want to go to a bar, find a very ugly woman and give her the best sex of her life at rapid fire pace - like a doberman on coke speed!! Instead I almost break my cock because it keeps popping out like a thanksgiving turkey thermometer and I can't even work the middle and fuck the g-spot! Or if a girl goes down on me, she doesn't choke, gag or EVEN GET STIFLED by my penis - no deep throat, no throat at ALL because my penis can't even go that far!!!! I even SHAVED MY BALLS AND MY ASS - AND NOW THERE IS A SCAR ON MY ASSHOLE BECAUSE I SHAVED TOO CLOSE just to make my penis look bigger so it doesn't get lost inside of a jungle of hair but it's STILL SMALL

 

I am HALF OF A MAN AND I AM TIRED OF IT

 

I know a lot of you have the same problem - and I'm sure some of you have been able to cope with techniques or perhaps surgery? any testimonials to penis excercises or pumps? if you don't want to post then PM me

 

 

I am even ashamed to masturbate because my penis is small!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Dude...funniest post ever...

[Guest BifEverchad]

Is this thread a joke?

if so...LOL

if not, sorry dude, my sympathy goes to you and junior.

 

[Guest What?]

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

 

 

Small Penis! I get it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, I don't...I've never had one

[Guest Marshall]

Try streching it daily. It works.

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

Try streching it daily. It works.

what kind of stretches? i'm trying to stretch it for repetitions of 4 at a time - and do 4 sets of them at 15 seconds each - think that will work?

[Guest Marshall]

Grab one end in one hand and the other end in the other hand and pull.

 

Do that everyday for a while and you see the results.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

...the hell?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest DJ Jeff]

 

Funniest post ever.

[Guest J*ingus]

There's a surgery that increases size by about two inches, I saw it on 20/20 or some similar show a few years back. They might have something even better now.

[Guest Retro Rob]

According to a commercial on the radio, there are also pills you could take, but i think they mostly help with width rather than length.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I wouldn't recommend stretching your dick dude. I also don't think you should be seeking our advice about something like this since none of us are experts about this. You shouldn't trust anyone but an expert with something as important as your dick.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You could always go to China and be a porn star.

 

(Nothing but love for my 1/8 Chinese brothers)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest DJ Jeff]

I wouldn't recommend stretching your dick dude. I also don't think you should be seeking our advice about something like this since none of us are experts about this. You shouldn't trust anyone but an expert with something as important as your dick.

 

Dude, no offense, but I just found that kind of funny. B)

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Hang a 30 pound weight from it for 3 days straight and see what happens.

[Guest Marshall]

Hang a 30 pound weight from it for 3 days straight and see what happens.

That could be a interesting experiment. You should do this and post the results.

[Guest Incandenza]

Hang a 30 pound weight from it for 3 days straight and see what happens.

That could be a interesting experiment. You should do this and post the results.

Pictures, too. Don't forget the pictures.

[Guest Marshall]

Before and after

[Guest Retro Rob]

Actually, post daily pictures, so we could see if you are making any progress.

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

I work a full time job how am I supposed to drag a weight on my penis in an office building?

[Guest The Superstar]

Kinda like OJ Hart!!

[Guest Incandenza]

I work a full time job how am I supposed to drag a weight on my penis in an office building?

Just make it a small weight. Three pounds should do the trick, though you'll have to start wearing looser fitting pants.

[Guest The Superstar]

"Is that a three pound weight in your pants or..."

[Guest jimmy no nose]

You could take off work and say you are having a medical procedure performed, because you kind of are. Maybe more of an expirement.

[Guest eiker_ir]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hang a 30 pound weight from it for 3 days straight and see what happens.

That could be a interesting experiment. You should do this and post the results.

Pictures, too. Don't forget the pictures.

Actually, I saw something like this before. It was an old black and white photo of an Asian monk lifting a weight with an erection. Weird stuff, and without a doubt fake but... ummmm... wait, I'm not doing myself any favors by posting this

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

You should ask your Doctor, or if you're too embarrased to do that, do a search on the internet. There has to be sites for this kind of thing.

[Guest Marshall]

like this

[Guest Incandenza]

You might wanna change that to a link.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Why did you feel the need to post that? Well at least it's pretty blurry.