THAT'S IT I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT

[Guest evenflowDDT]

And maybe you should try some of this pill crap advertised in Maxim and Stuff...I mean what do you really have to lose.

I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a small penis than risk impotency or other hormonal imbalances from "magic pills".

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

You still have a tongue and fingers, right?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

You still have a tongue and fingers, right?

But you can't piss through your fingers...

[Guest I Like WDI]

I can. I have powers...

[Guest Marshall]

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure.

 

She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.

 

He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"

The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"

Frog: "No, I won't marry you."

 

The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"

 

Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO!!!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

 

That was so bad it was good

[Guest Downhome]

Just have sex with really small girls...

 

And maybe you should try some of this pill crap advertised in Maxim and Stuff...I mean what do you really have to lose.

Obviously not a lot.

 

Seriously though folks, whatever happend to ramming a vacum for good ol home grown penal exercise?

[Guest Austin3164life]

I cannot believe there is a thread discussing member's penis sizes.......

[Guest Downhome]

I cannot believe there is a thread discussing member's penis sizes.......

Eh, I think after that thread at the old Smark board, the one which consisted of some damn troll asking "if you had to have gay anal sex with a WWF superstar to have sex with a diva afterwords, who would you have gay anal sex with?", just about anything is fair game now.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I cannot believe there is a thread discussing member's penis sizes.......  

 

Actually, this thread is just about ONE member's penis size...man...that's even more unsettling

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

I am happy at the advice i am receiving - i took a 45 minute break from work today to excercise my penis and now it is bigger flacid but hasn't gained any erect inches

[Guest Youth N Asia]

And it won't...harsh truth buddy

[Guest Downhome]

I am happy at the advice i am receiving - i took a 45 minute break from work today to excercise my penis and now it is bigger flacid but hasn't gained any erect inches

Could we move this to the NHB folder please? I really don't want to say what I want to say in General.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

This ranks right up there with OJ's posts.

 

And Radio Shack 2 words for you: ORAL SEX....you better damn good at it

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

women have clitoral and vaginal orgasms- you can lick the clit until she comes but you won't give that mind blowing orgasm where the pussy stars slurping and spitting out shit violently unless you take the ding-a-ling and hit the g-spot inside the vaginal walls.

 

i need a larger penis to hit that

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

or invest in a quality dildo to pleasure her

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

I want to go to a bar, find a very ugly woman and give her the best sex of her life at rapid fire pace - like a doberman on coke speed!!

Why a very ugly woman?

[Guest LooseCannon]

I cannot believe there is a thread discussing member's penis sizes.......

Eh, I think after that thread at the old Smark board, the one which consisted of some damn troll asking "if you had to have gay anal sex with a WWF superstar to have sex with a diva afterwords, who would you have gay anal sex with?", just about anything is fair game now.

Ahh, such sweet memories of xkiller gona hit 'em up.

 

How I wish he was never banned.

 

The thread in question was titled "What WWF wresler would you let rape you to fuck which diva?" by the way.

 

Who remembers which wresler (he never put the 't' in wrestler) he would let rape him, for sex with which diva?

[Guest Incandenza]

"What WWF wresler would you let rape you to fuck which diva?"

 

Best topic ever, man.

[Guest LooseCannon]

yeah, x killer was the best troll ever. I'm not even sure if he was trolling on purpose or if he was just really really stupid.

[Guest Marshall]

Do you STILL have a small dick or what? Or was it all a K-razy joke?

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

I can. I have powers...

This is true. I have proof. NEVER let the man wave at you. You'll regret it.

[Guest I Like WDI]

I can. I have powers...

This is true. I have proof. NEVER let the man wave at you. You'll regret it.

He's telling the truth. Ask the passengers on the Orpington-London Bridge train...I've said too much.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I want to go to a bar, find a very ugly woman and give her the best sex of her life at rapid fire pace - like a doberman on coke speed!!

Why a very ugly woman?

What good looking girl would want a guy with a penis so small that he pisses on his own sack?

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

No, he's saying he'd do this if he had a bigger wang. So why would he imagine an ugly skank?

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Hey some guys like that

[Guest benoitrules2000]

Phantom x guy and x-killer was a better feud than anything the wwe has been doing for ages!

 

I wish they'd come back!

 

*sighs wistfully*

[Guest LooseCannon]

I think Big Poppa Popick was Mr X. the spooky secret agent man. But since he's all important and serious now, I doubt he'll be adopting that persona.

 

And I think xkiller did try to come back a few months ago, but was promptly rebanned before he could even post.

 

I miss them too.

[Guest benoitrules2000]

I've always been suspicious of kinetic because of his liberal use of the word "sir" which phanton x guy always used albiet with spelling mistakes.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Just have sex with really small girls...

 

And maybe you should try some of this pill crap advertised in Maxim and Stuff...I mean what do you really have to lose.

I'd go with this route.