THAT'S IT I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

ehowa.com had a little penis contest and several guys tried an enlargement program. A few of them apparently got bigger as the webmaster went through hours of staring at Penis Progress Pics. Apparently it works.

 

I'm about to subscribe to big-penis.com to try it. I could use a few inches, although I PRAISE ALLAH that my penis is far bigger than 4. Dude must be suicidal.

[Guest Choken One]

Wow. 4 inches.

 

Whew.

 

*Pats Cock*

[Guest Bannable Offense]

Meh, a 4 inch penis ain't bad as long as you can compensate with an expensive car, some handguns and a lot of money.

 

*Realizes he has the primer but none of the latter and kills self*

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

^^

 

lol

[Guest Choken One]

So any updates on the Small Penis Wonder?

[Guest Skironox]

Thread necrophilia is fun.