I think I may have found the worst message board

[Guest The Superstar]

Check out this story I put on the Avril Lavigne Fan Fiction board:

 

WELL ONE DAY AFTER A CONCERT ME N AVRIL SAW EACH OTHER! AND WE TALKED! AND I SAID "WANNA HAVE SEX?!?!?!" and she said "YEAH SK8ER BOI!" SO WE HAD SEX AND AS I PLAYED WITH HER HOCKEY PUCKS AND POKED AROUND HER MAPLE LEAF SHE SCREAMED "YEAH SK8ER BOI THAT'S IT!" AND THEN NINE MONTHS LATER SHE CONCEIVED A CHILD!!!!!!!!! AND IT WAS A BOY SO I NAMED IT MAUREEN! MAUREEN LAVIGNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED CUZ SHE SUCKS [NO PUN INTENDED!!!!!!!!] AT GIVING HEAD!!!!11111111

[Guest Incandenza]

I've registered at the Eminem site as Sapphic Geriatric--an elderly lesbian who luvvvvvvvs Eminem. I won't be posting until about midnight, though.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

There's a user called "The Game". Be sure to make fun of him.

[Guest The Superstar]

I'm on Em's board as slimHOSSshady.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I registered as Supra Chakra. I doubt I am going to post for awhile though.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I smell a message board clique forming at em's board...read the "who dumped em" thread and you'll see what i mean...spread the word!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I'll sign on to the Eminemineminem board as The Cheat

[Guest Will Scarlet]

The Cheat rocks.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE ' '

[Guest LooseCannon]

Dammit! This looks like the funnest thing I've seen on this board in a while, and I'm going to have to miss out.

[Guest The Superstar]

Who's Avril_for_PM?

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Who's Avril_for_PM?

Me damnit!!

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

We're about to get ruthlessly aggressive on your asses

 

you are the king

[Guest The Superstar]

THIS RULES BAH GAWD!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

OMG THIS RULES!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Best Thread Ever!

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

The Ruthless Aggressor Posted on Aug 25 2002, 10:44 PM

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Best Thread Ever!

 

SPREAD THE WORD!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Where did everyone go? I feel like I'm the only one left there.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

We should make lots of geeky wrestling references to make them feel dumb.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I already made a quad reference in the *tear* topic.

[Guest treble charged]

I was at work today, where I started thinking about the Avril Invasion last night. I started laughing to myself, then, all of a sudden on the PA system, I heard that unmistakeable "La La La La La La Low". It took all that I had not to burst out into hysterical laughter.

 

Thankfully, I was alone at this point.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

this is fucking awesome...that eminem board is the single funniest thing ive ever seen...

 

oh well...back for more tomorrow...to SPREAD THE WORD!

[Guest Incandenza]

Look for the thread entitled "I see it." I tried posting it in the "Who dumped em" thread, but for some reason it wouldn't let me.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I saw your thread, sometimes the board doesn't let you post, it crashes all the time, and It's very poorly maintained.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Look, those Avril Laveigne freaks do notice us!!

 

http://avril.flirtatious.org/board/viewthr...id=6232#pid6232

[Guest Incandenza]

I can't believe they didn't mention me! I put up a poll!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

They did not mention me either. Am I not trollsome enough for them?

[Guest DeputyHawk]

aargh! i can't post on the who dumped em thread anymore - the ditched plumper wants to help marshall heal the wounds and she can't.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

[Those doods sukk! They do not rule and arnt kewl Avril fans like we are!!!!!!! Yeah, and I got da Avril donkey pics to prooove how I kewl I am!!!!!!!!!! Its gotta big wee wee!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

 

Incandenza U turncoat, U like rokkk th3 h0ws