I think I may have found the worst message board

[Guest Incandenza]

I have yet to be warned, dammit!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I got my second warning about me expressing my America's Funniest Home Videos' views.

[Guest Incandenza]

Well, I've been warned THREE TIMES for claiming Saget rapes me in my dreams, and that I like it.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Were they negitave? Even if they were, so? It's a Full House board. They say if you don't like FULL HOUSE then don't post. America's unFunniest is a different show.

 

 

I blame this squarely on crooked mods.

[Guest Incandenza]

Jesus, I've just been warned again for the same damn post.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Inc, i got the same thing, had 2 posts in a thread, and got warned for both.

 

 

Someone explain to me how i got banned for saying Punk Princess couldn't stop me, but yet my Mod Suck Dick! thread goes largely unoticed?

[Guest Incandenza]

I don't expect this to last, so:

 

THE TAVERN IS FULL OF COMMUNISTS AND PUNK PRINCESSES SO DAVE COUILER FINGERS MY ASSHOLE AND CAUSES ME TO SHOOT MY SEMEN ALL OVER

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I got warned for a 3rd time now. I hate how the post gets deleted when you get warned.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Is anybody at the Streisand Board? If so, gimme the link and some names to look out for

[Guest Incandenza]

I don't expect this to last, so:

 

THE TAVERN IS FULL OF COMMUNISTS AND PUNK PRINCESSES SO DAVE COUILER FINGERS MY ASSHOLE AND CAUSES ME TO SHOOT MY SEMEN ALL OVER

I've been banned, and the above is what did it.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

They are not even allowing me to reply yet. Bastards.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Could one of you ask if King of the World (me) can be unbanned?

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I'm still not banned, I'll ask for King of The World's unbanning now.

[Guest Incandenza]

Is anybody at the Streisand Board? If so, gimme the link and some names to look out for

Here it is.

 

I've registered as Slothrop and OMGBarbra!

 

I'm gonna step away for bit. I should see you guys again in about an hour.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I registered at Barbara's board as Rhynoplasty.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well, I registered on both boards. On Full House, I am Go Funaki!, and I registered as Geaux Funaki on the Barbara board.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I'm on the Full House board as OlsenLover... Guess what my gimmick is this time around.

[Guest crandamaniac]

I'm on the Full House board as OlsenLover... Guess what my gimmick is this time around.

Fan of John Stamos?

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

How is the unbanning of King of the World coming along?

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I dunno, I can't get back on the board to check.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

how about invading here?

 

it's a Natalie Portman message board

 

 

or maybe here:

http://pub123.ezboard.com/bcentralperk

Friends mb

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

http://pub123.ezboard.com/fcentralperkfrm1...picID=489.topic

 

Heh.

[Guest Incandenza]

If the time on Streisand board is accurate, now is the time to strike...

 

::checks for accuracy::

 

Someone posted an hour ago, but the place is rarely used.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If I knew any Friends characters, I'd destroy the FanFic area. I mean, just write some fucked up Fetish story with them... I won't spoil the details.

 

But I'm stupider about Friends than Streisand(which is pretty damn stupid), so I can't join in.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

Fuck. Everyone who would be willing is not here.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I'd join in the fun, but I need to stay up all night tonight and the better of tomorrow getting some work done that I should have done a week ago. Anyway good luck guys. If this doesn't get old too soon, maybe I can help out with the next one.

[Guest Incandenza]

Yeah, I won't have too many chances to do this, either, so I'm kinda disappointed it isn't happening now.

 

Still, it was fun getting banned from the Full House forum.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(senses the death of the messageboard invasion trend)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

(senses the death of the messageboard invasion trend)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Oh, this will die off soon enough, no doubt. I'm thinking most of the sensible people are taking a break or in bed (where I should be, too). I logged off for a bit after my FH banishment.

[Guest Kinetic]

I registered at the Streisand board as OvaryGal199. Here's my first post, entitled "My ovaries are waging an epic battle inside my body."

 

I don't know where this should go, but I felt the need to share. You see, my ovaries are KILLING me. It's like that famous quote from Barbra to Robert Redford in their classic film "Assclowns At Sea, My Darling" where she says, "My ovaries have just ruptured. Kiss me, you fool!" Except without the kissing. I have reason to believe that I'm bleeding internally and I don't know what to do about it. Help me, Barbra! Help me!