Guest The Superstar Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 Check out this story I put on the Avril Lavigne Fan Fiction board: WELL ONE DAY AFTER A CONCERT ME N AVRIL SAW EACH OTHER! AND WE TALKED! AND I SAID "WANNA HAVE SEX?!?!?!" and she said "YEAH SK8ER BOI!" SO WE HAD SEX AND AS I PLAYED WITH HER HOCKEY PUCKS AND POKED AROUND HER MAPLE LEAF SHE SCREAMED "YEAH SK8ER BOI THAT'S IT!" AND THEN NINE MONTHS LATER SHE CONCEIVED A CHILD!!!!!!!!! AND IT WAS A BOY SO I NAMED IT MAUREEN! MAUREEN LAVIGNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED CUZ SHE SUCKS [NO PUN INTENDED!!!!!!!!] AT GIVING HEAD!!!!11111111
Guest Incandenza Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I've registered at the Eminem site as Sapphic Geriatric--an elderly lesbian who luvvvvvvvs Eminem. I won't be posting until about midnight, though.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 There's a user called "The Game". Be sure to make fun of him.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I'm on Em's board as slimHOSSshady.
Guest Will Scarlet Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I registered as Supra Chakra. I doubt I am going to post for awhile though.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I smell a message board clique forming at em's board...read the "who dumped em" thread and you'll see what i mean...spread the word!
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I'll sign on to the Eminemineminem board as The Cheat
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 Dammit! This looks like the funnest thing I've seen on this board in a while, and I'm going to have to miss out.
Guest The Electrifyer Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 Who's Avril_for_PM? Me damnit!!
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 We're about to get ruthlessly aggressive on your asses you are the king
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 OMG THIS RULES! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 The Ruthless Aggressor Posted on Aug 25 2002, 10:44 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Thread Ever! SPREAD THE WORD!
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 Where did everyone go? I feel like I'm the only one left there.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 We should make lots of geeky wrestling references to make them feel dumb.
Guest Will Scarlet Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I already made a quad reference in the *tear* topic.
Guest treble charged Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I was at work today, where I started thinking about the Avril Invasion last night. I started laughing to myself, then, all of a sudden on the PA system, I heard that unmistakeable "La La La La La La Low". It took all that I had not to burst out into hysterical laughter. Thankfully, I was alone at this point.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 this is fucking awesome...that eminem board is the single funniest thing ive ever seen... oh well...back for more tomorrow...to SPREAD THE WORD!
Guest Incandenza Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 Look for the thread entitled "I see it." I tried posting it in the "Who dumped em" thread, but for some reason it wouldn't let me.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I saw your thread, sometimes the board doesn't let you post, it crashes all the time, and It's very poorly maintained.
Guest The Electrifyer Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 Look, those Avril Laveigne freaks do notice us!! http://avril.flirtatious.org/board/viewthr...id=6232#pid6232
Guest Incandenza Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 I can't believe they didn't mention me! I put up a poll!
Guest Will Scarlet Posted August 25, 2002 Report Posted August 25, 2002 They did not mention me either. Am I not trollsome enough for them?
Guest DeputyHawk Posted August 26, 2002 Report Posted August 26, 2002 aargh! i can't post on the who dumped em thread anymore - the ditched plumper wants to help marshall heal the wounds and she can't.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted August 26, 2002 Report Posted August 26, 2002 [Those doods sukk! They do not rule and arnt kewl Avril fans like we are!!!!!!! Yeah, and I got da Avril donkey pics to prooove how I kewl I am!!!!!!!!!! Its gotta big wee wee!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL] Incandenza U turncoat, U like rokkk th3 h0ws
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