the 1&only Confidelocity Thread

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

HOGAN!

 

Hogan in 1979!

 

and Brock cleaning out hog barns

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Whoa. Hulk actually had hair in some of those pictures.

[Guest bob_barron]

Booker should've done a Spinaroonie before throwing out the pitch

[Guest HartFan86]

Brock should do the spinaroonie. He's a hoss. He can do it.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Brock can do the spinaronie and then hit the F-5

 

that'd get him more over!

[Guest HartFan86]

I can't stand this Nike commercial. It's so stupid.

[Guest bob_barron]

I have a question for our Alliance leader...

 

Do you condone urinating on stewardesses in arirplanes?

Okay-

 

The stewardess was like one of those people wh liked hardcore sex acts and she was like:

 

Oh yea, pee on me.

 

Regal had drank a lot of water and said ok and did.

 

The stewardness then like got all bitchy or something.

 

But the real truth is-

 

The stewardness wanted his pee.

 

See Regal is STILL God

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Hogan in 1979:

 

 

"Freddie, brah, you sure I'll get over by shaving my chest hair like this?"

"Shut up, you pencil-necked geek"

[Guest CanadianChris]

I have a question for our Alliance leader...

 

Do you condone urinating on stewardesses in arirplanes?

Okay-

 

The stewardess was like one of those people wh liked hardcore sex acts and she was like:

 

Oh yea, pee on me.

 

Regal had drank a lot of water and said ok and did.

 

The stewardness then like got all bitchy or something.

 

But the real truth is-

 

The stewardness wanted his pee.

 

See Regal is STILL God

Man, you could run for Prime Minister with an answer like that.

[Guest HartFan86]

I can't stand this Summerslam music.

 

Triviata: You know who that guy that sings it is the guy who sang "The End is Here"?

[Guest bob_barron]

My response to Mean Gene dissing WCW-

 

OH TAG!

[Guest CanadianChris]

Heh...tell us about that one "weird job", Lita!!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Gene with the WCW insult, ooo baby...

[Guest bob_barron]

Lita scopped shit!

Regal rang sponges

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Take his job and shove it" sounds reeeal funny from Gene.

 

The WWE could just do a DVD of Regal.

 

Sandwich Artist.. you mean "Chick who makes a sandwich", right?

[Guest HartFan86]

Brock 3:16 says I just cleaned your Hog Barn.

[Guest Downhome]

Guys, I saw someone say that it would be funny if Brock came out in the Farooq helmet at SummerSlam. Well, it inspired me to put this little beauty together, enjoy, really...

 

 

...I just figured out how to use this program I got now, lol, so I'll get better over time. So for now, bask in the glory that is Brock Assad!

[Guest bob_barron]

Booker:

My worst job was being someone's bitch in prison

[Guest HartFan86]

Guys, I saw someone say that it would be funny if Brock came out in the Farooq helmet at SummerSlam. Well, it inspired me to put this little beauty together, enjoy, really...

 

 

...I just figured out how to use this program I got now, lol, so I'll get better over time. So for now, bask in the glory that is Brock Assad!

LMAO!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

That was a pretty average Confidential.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Brock would have to make that helmet and tights match for that to work.

 

This Pledge dealie is the obvious sign that Brock is winning.

 

Why the fuck would the WWE not send their champion to something like this?

[Guest CanadianChris]

:D

 

Downhome, you rule.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Speaking of previous jobs & seeing Torrie, have any of you ever seen those infomercials that occur late night for sex phone calls? I saw saw one a couple nights ago on a Canadian station, Global for Nite Calls and I noticed Torrie Wilson was dancing around and prancing in that infomercial for Nite Calls. Seeing her in that thong on the beach was awesome.

[Guest razazteca]

Pledge to Participate, will everybody get free UnAmerican T- Shirts?

[Guest bob_barron]

Olympic Gold Medalist

6-1-9

 

I love that promo.

 

Two Regal segments makes it a thumbs up

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I luh yew, Downhome !!!

 

That was great. Add the skirt next.

[Guest Downhome]

Brock would have to make that helmet and tights match for that to work.

I can make that happen if you wish.

[Guest HartFan86]

It's time for me to say my saying every week! **CYRUS VOICE**

 

SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

Confidential was ok. Too much hype for Summerslam, but whatever. I'm looking forward to it.

 

Oh yeah, (end JR mode)...Brock's still a hoss, though.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

If they wanted to make the "Champion/619" part more about numbers.. it could be "The Three Is" (when did we last hear about those?) "619".

[Guest HartFan86]

OMG! DOWNHOME, DO BROCK IN THE BARBARIAN ANTLERS. THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY.