The One And Only Summerslam Thread

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

What are these four jobbers doing on a PPV and they might actually WIN a match too? Dammit. Why isn't this Bull Buchanan vs. Rikishi?

YEAH! And where's Albert godammit?

[Guest Flyboy]

Four wrestlers who either never make it to PPV, or are never allowed to win on PPV, are all wrestling in the same match.

 

But somebody has to win. Right?

 

Right?

Nah... double count out~!

[Guest Quik]

Y'know, right now I have a horrible case of food poisoning, and this PPV is actually making it worse.

 

Jericho jobs...

Eddy jobs...

At this rate Hogan comes back at the end of the PPV and beats Brock in an impromptu match for the Undisputed title.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I love Goldust's punches

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Maybe Bischoff will send out Jamal and Rosie for THREE MINUTES~!, so that we can get our hoss quotient.

 

Or, are they considered full-fledged hosses?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Yep..

 

the WWE is in a bizarro world

[Guest cartman]

This show sucks so far...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

that sucking sound you hear is the crowd dying from the end of this match and the involvement of Test in it.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

For the love of God, Quik, don't say things like that!

[Guest Flyboy]

judging by RAW, Booker T and Goldust should go over tonight

Therefore....

 

The UnAmericans win!

Whoo-hoo!

 

I was right!

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

...............................

[Guest cartman]

jesus...would YOU people make out with this chick? I mean...nice body an all...but ick...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Jamie Noble is one of the biggest psychos in the WWE.. just because of his accent

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

How incredibly sad.

 

Put Booker next to Jericho on the "I was a contender" shelf. It was nice to hear you were over once, Book.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

RVD will win...but his contract will have a stipulation that says he has to go SD! with the belt

[Guest cartman]

lookie it's the Main Event! (talentwise)

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

How fucking stupid is the WWE?

 

Damnit... worst Summerslam ever.. it's heading that way.

 

Benoit goes over here also

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

That shelf's going to get damn full.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Hey...the RAW Announcers stayed.

 

Cool.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Oh man, I've died and gone to Smark heaven...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I know that Smarks love my Dangerhoss Alliance picture also..

 

I think I made it pretty decent..

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

I predict that Benoit jobs to the Summerslam curse...

[Guest B-X]

Toothless Aggression sign!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

So, the final 3 matches are going to be HHH/HBK, UT/Test, and Brock/Rock?

 

Yikes...

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

It's funny...cause I can't figure out why smarks love RVD...

 

he isn't a very good "wrestler"

[Guest cartman]

*Watches as everyone on this board marks out to what SHOULD be a great match*

[Guest Flyboy]

RVD will win...but his contract will have a stipulation that says he has to go SD! with the belt

Damnit!

 

That would suck major ass.

[Guest Quik]

Benoit got a pretty shitty reaction... fuck.

 

Is Noble a face?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Cmon you overrated piece of shit. Sell for CHRIS F'N BENOIT.

[Guest cartman]

It's funny...cause I can't figure out why smarks love RVD...

 

he isn't a very good "wrestler"

Thats simple...he's a stoner...