The One And Only Summerslam Thread

[Guest Flyboy]

RVD wins.

 

Hello to Smackdown, RVD!

"A message from World Wrestling Entertainment:

 

Forget about RVD being in the Undisputed Championship Picture for a long, long time."

 

Or.. maybe he can hold both titles.

 

Or... maybe I'm dreaming.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I'm so glad I saved my $40 now... Hee hee.

 

Yeah, sorry.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well, RVD needs the win more than Benoit considering Benoit has been doing a program with the world champ, and RVD's been stuck with the Big Show.

 

Give the guy a break.

 

Great show so far wrestling wise.

 

Awful booking.

[Guest jester]

Lesse...what reasons do I have to watch RAW now?  Hmmm...

 

There's Jericho, but he's being buried further down than the remains of the Titanic.

 

There's the Unamericans, but they're destined to remain in the midcard.

 

There's...

 

...

 

I may not be watching RAW tomorrow night.

Personally, whatever the outcome of HHH/HBK, I can't way to see 1/4 of tomorrow's Raw being dedicated to HHH's reaction to it.

 

And we thought it was light on wrestling last week...

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

So there's a full ninety minutes remaining for the last three matches?!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Lesse...what reasons do I have to watch RAW now? Hmmm...

 

There's Jericho, but he's being buried further down than the remains of the Titanic.

 

There's the Unamericans, but they're destined to remain in the midcard.

 

There's...

 

...

 

I may not be watching RAW tomorrow night.

What about the B-Teezy?

 

And Chris Nowinski?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

So...

 

they give the first half of the show to:

 

Angle vs. Rey

RVD vs. Benoit

Eddy vs. Edge

Jericho vs. Flair

Christian and Storm vs. Booker and Goldust

 

And the second half to:

 

Taker vs. Test

Rock vs. Brock

HHH vs. HBK.

 

 

Look no further when you try to think of the main problem with WWE.

 

Look

 

No

 

Further

[Guest Brian]

"'m so glad I saved my $40 now... Hee Hee."

 

Why. We've had two really good matches, a seemingly great RVd/Benoit match, and two decent matches, and still Rock/Brock.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Test is officially the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE. Or at least he was for that moment when he knock Taker off of the ropewalk.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Oh, uhm, because.. I didn't really have it to spend.

 

(*is embarrased and leaves*)

[Guest Flyboy]

Test is officially the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE. Or at least he was for that moment when he knock Taker off of the ropewalk.

That's been done before.

 

When Stone Cold beat UT at Summerslam a few years back.

[Guest CanadianChris]

High impact offence, my ass. Unless "high-impact" suddenly means "slow and plodding."

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

No doubt in your mind, huh?

 

Somewhere, Testkick rubs his hands with glee, and Anglesault ties a noose for himself...

[Guest CanadianChris]

Test is officially the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE.  Or at least he was for that moment when he knock Taker off of the ropewalk.

That's been done before.

 

When Stone Cold beat UT at Summerslam a few years back.

Yeah, but that was four years ago. NOBODY remember that anymore.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Oh the matches have been very good...despite stupid booking.

 

It's the direction, or lack of it, that pisses people off.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Taker/Test isn't as bad as I thought it would be. I'll give it that.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

TestKick must be busy doing something too gross and disgusting to post about while thinking of Test winning here.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Oh the matches have been very good...despite stupid booking.

 

It's the direction, or lack of it, that pisses people off.

No, they have direction. The problem is that it happens to be STRAIGHT DOWN.

[Guest Flyboy]

TestKick must be busy doing something too gross and disgusting to post about while thinking of Test winning here.

He got banned.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

That's true too.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Let the overbooking begin

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

He got banned.

Even more likely, then.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

TestKick must be busy doing something too gross and disgusting to post about while thinking of Test winning here.

He got banned.

And we all thank bps for that to this day.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The booking for this is plainly idiotic.

 

But.. Brock/Rock could save this show. I'd guess they have at least planned out a kickass match.

 

Or not.

[Guest jester]

Did Kane run in yet?

[Guest Flyboy]

Taker no-sold Test's dangerous pants?

 

DAMN HIM!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Somebody dial the stretcher!

[Guest CanadianChris]

Wow...a tombstone. He must only save it for HOSSES.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Well...

 

Maybe it's just me...

 

but that match wasn't the *** that TestKick guaranteed.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Boy, where does this put RVD now? Holding a midcard title with no immediate challengers in sight? Think about it... Storm and Christian are holding the tag titles... Big Show's worth is now just about nil after last Monday.... Test? Regal? Nowinski?

 

RVD vs. Justin Credible tomorrow night on RAW!

 

I won't even get into Jericho or Eddie... but I'd like to say I'd rather rent this sucka 3-4 months down the road for $4 than pay $40 to see it right now.