The One And Only Summerslam Thread

[Guest CanadianChris]

Smark is someone who knows about all the backstage stuff, but still enjoys watching wrestling for what it is.

 

Puro-geeks look down their noses at American wrestling and smarks, and think that Japanese wrestling is the only form that matters.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Has RVD had any offense yet?

 

Nevermind

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Er... Update guys?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

He's still selling the shoulder...so there

[Guest Flyboy]

RVD with a submission hold?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Good.

[Guest CanadianChris]

That's the WORST looking crossface I've ever seen. If it's possible, that's even worse than Rock's crossface.

 

And what's with all benoit's opponents always using the crossface? Is that written into Benoit's contract or something?

[Guest CanadianChris]

Selling by RVD is top notch so far, though.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

He sold the shoulder after the shoulder thrust...

 

take that EDGE with your no pain spear of doom!!!!!!

[Guest cartman]

JR: "That is not good way to land for MOST male athletes"

 

MOST?!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Damn it.

 

That made no sense.

 

DAMMITTTTTTT

[Guest Flyboy]

RVD wins.

 

Hello to Smackdown, RVD!

[Guest CanadianChris]

WHAT???????????

 

Are the bookers and agents on fucking CRACK tonight???

[Guest cartman]

Yessssssssssssss!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They must be smoking crack.

 

Why?

 

Why?

 

LAME

[Guest Flyboy]

JR: "That is not good way to land for MOST male athletes"

 

MOST?!

Was that a comment on RVD?

 

If it was, then... I'm use to J.R.'s comments about RVD like that.

[Guest CanadianChris]

I wouldn't mind so much if the finish made any sense at all. Which it didn't.

[Guest cartman]

RVD wins.

 

Hello to Smackdown, RVD!

Oh shit....you're right....

[Guest eiker_ir]

how did he win?

[Guest CanadianChris]

Five-star out of nowhere.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

You know...

 

RVD is going to end up on SD!

 

And I want everyone to remember I called that THE DAY Benoit jumped to SD!

[Guest cartman]

JR: "That is not good way to land for MOST male athletes"

 

MOST?!

Was that a comment on RVD?

 

If it was, then... I'm use to J.R.'s comments about RVD like that.

Yes, when Rob got crotched

[Guest kelloggs]

Nah they're just moving RVD to smackdown.

Steph did the evil cackle of doom...

[Guest Flyboy]

Damnit.

 

Well, maybe now Bischoff love RVD for bringing the title back and give him a shot at Brock tomorrow... sorry.. dreaming.

 

Either now.. it's RVD Vs. Big Show for the title or RVD to Smackdown!

 

I don't like either choice.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Benoit jobs to the Summerslam curse; I hate it when I'm right...

 

That makes 12 out of 15 times the I-C title has changed hands. 12 out of 14 when you consider that the belt wasn't defended in '96.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

So, I guess this is the point where everybody is tuning out, huh?

[Guest jester]

RVD wins.

 

Hello to Smackdown, RVD!

"A message from World Wrestling Entertainment:

 

Forget about RVD being in the Undisputed Championship Picture for a long, long time."

 

Well, exactly one of my predicitions for Summerslam has come true tonight. I guess I'm no psychic.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They saved the three matches that I don't want to see for last.

 

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Guest cartman]

Yay, finally a Taker No-Sell fest that I will enjoy!

 

Fuck Test

[Guest CanadianChris]

Lesse...what reasons do I have to watch RAW now? Hmmm...

 

There's Jericho, but he's being buried further down than the remains of the Titanic.

 

There's the Unamericans, but they're destined to remain in the midcard.

 

There's...

 

...

 

I may not be watching RAW tomorrow night.