Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Oh, and don't worry about Marney killing me, I posted a part she wasn't worried about. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 She may just eat your balls... Actually that would be pleasurable at first.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I've never actually done the pillow, but I've heard of people doing it (and saw it in a movie once). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 4, 2002 No death? Man..what a letdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 ::notes that this thread is exactly like what the Mission thread was before it turned to shit:: So for those of you who missed out when the Mission thread was actually enjoyable, this is what it was like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 4, 2002 As a thirteen year old boy, I was willing to hump whatever was around. I also used to stay up until three in the morning watching Cinemax...desperately anticipating the the brief moments of nudity so that I could jerk off to something. It wasn't until later that I discovered porn. I don't see any reason to be ashamed of any of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Ahhh... Skinemax.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I just watched those movie channels for the nudity when I was a kid. I didn't really know what to do when they came on though. Took me a while to figure that one out. (is not going to say how long it took him to figure out how to do it) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I'm not. I initially denied my Alf-fucking because it seemed to get bigger laughs. But yeah, I violated Alf on a couple of occasions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Poor Alf. Fo Alf, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Question would be did you smoke a cig after and did Alf smoke the pussy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Question would be did you smoke a cig after and did Alf smoke the pussy? That question is crude and boorish! Neither. Back in the toy box it went; I was such a heartless lover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I saw a thing on CourtTV about a guy who kidnapped this chick and kept her under his bed and she had to her him and his wife have sex and he would bring her out on occasion and rape her etc. It was messed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 4, 2002 The parallels between that and fucking an ALF doll are...uh...none, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 No, I see the similarities. You see... On second thought, I don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 The guy built a box for under the bed and I guess could be considered a heartless lover... just made me think of that for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Nah, I was far more considerate of Alf. I'd use him for adventures on the planet Melmac. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Seeing or reading "Permanent Midnight" gives you a whole new appreciation of the subtle genius behind the first season of ALF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Never heard of it. Guess I'm just illiterate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 4, 2002 The movie has Ben Stiller and Elizabeth Hurley. It's about the guy who wrote most of ALF's first season being a hopeless drug addict who was completely out of his mind. Pretty amusing for the most part, but the scene where he shoots up with his newborn child in the car is disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Huh... Have to look for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Elizabeth Hurley? I'm SOLD!!!! (runs to video store, finds it closed, burns store down) Fo not havin' Liz, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Hmmm... shy about women... but will burn down a store at the drop of a hat. The Reverend Rant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 What can I say, I'm complicated. (ducks the Avril haters who have overrun the board) Fo sk8, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Shy people can be just as psycho as expressive ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Actually its pretty easy to figure out. Burning stuff is just an outlet for your shyness. The Reverend Rant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Frustrated sexuality and pyromania often go hand in hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Japanese Schoolgirl prostitution I wish there were girls like this when I went to school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Damn you Davy, damn you and your screen stretching banner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Damn you Davy, damn you and your screen stretching banner. <-----------has sigs turned off so he doesn't have to put up with that shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
