Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 3, 2002 How come you're at a computer right now, Davy? Shouldn't you be working or something? I'm at work. I'm in the library, in work. I'm an Admin Assistant. Which mean I type and photocopy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 3, 2002 ::pokes head in, is frightened to see this thread is turning into the Mission thread:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted September 3, 2002 The Davester! Makin copies! Dave-o-Rama! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 3, 2002 And what does that mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Bah, I have to go to. Copying to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted September 3, 2002 And what does that mean? SNL Skit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 3, 2002 NOW ON SALE!!! Company: Pfizer MSRP: Free or best offer Product: Comedy in a Bottle Ingredients: water, a little citrus juice, and suntan lotion Desired Effect: Brings ability to generate humor from a few swigs Pros: Is free Cons: Doesn't work Side Effects: Alter-egos, pictures, and repetitiveness over and over again monotonously one more time Manufacturer's Warning: Although this product was created to make the world a funnier place, people didn't realize that the joke was the product itself Available by self prescription. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted September 3, 2002 This thread showed flashes of the mssion thread, but sadly it died out again once me and Davy left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted September 3, 2002 No one addressed my spider question yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Thank goodness it's sputtering and not turning into another Mission Thread. There was a spider question? Don't worry, Humor in a Bottle was ignored also. Ruthless Aggressor, your avatar goes along with YATTA~!s chorus for a moment before YATTA~! outpaces it. Well worth the few seconds it's in synchronization though. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted September 3, 2002 If you were in the wilderness would you eat your shit hot or cold? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Could someone make a picture of Cole with the head on a a pokemon's body? I could always imagine his head being on a wartortle. It's a funny idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Lets try this again. I was drinking a Snapple today and the cap said, "The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping." Now I doubt this so I asked some people. One thought that maybe people in third world countries eat like 500 spiders and we eat maybe 1, so it would balance out the average. What do you guys think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted September 3, 2002 It's highly possible, since that averages about one every 8-9 years. What does it mean by eat? If they just crawl down your throat does that count as eating? I have another one like this, according to some magazine thing I was reading awhile back, there is an average of four insect legs inside a chocolate bar, aparently they are attracted to the machinery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted September 3, 2002 While your asleep, your mouth is sometimes open and the spiders (and various other insects and stuff like dust) crawl in. Not to mention the fact that some foods like peanut butter have an acceptable level of foreign material which they can contain, which includes insects, dropings, dirt and other not so tasty sounding stuff. Reason enough why I dont eat crunchy peanut butter anymore, since you really don't know what the crunchy stuff really is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted September 3, 2002 There's no need to worry about things like this, as long as we all have good immune systems, we'll be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted September 3, 2002 That may be true, but I'm an arachnophobic. Maybe the spiders are really, really, small like those little red ones you see outside sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Maybe you should live in a bubble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted September 3, 2002 I would think it would give a person who has arachnophobia terrible nightmares and cause a lot of sleeplessness.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Not really. I don't really believe this fact and I have all white walls, so I would see any spiders that may be in my bedroom. I also keep a fly-swatter in there just in case something pops up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 3, 2002 I hate that person above you thread. It sucks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted September 4, 2002 It's OK, as long as no one posts like one second before me, thus making me edit my now meaningless post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted September 4, 2002 So guys, how are you all doing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I'm explaining to a retard how evolution works. I can't stand this person, he's beyond helping. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Is he one of those bible-belt types? "What weighs more? The Bible... or a Collected edition of "Far Side" cartoons?" EDIT: The quote is from Kids In The hall. It's rather obscure, so I told you where it's from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 No, he's a straight-up dumbass. Scary that he'll be graduating high school this year. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 4, 2002 So, where's he from? (I hope it's Utah. One more reason...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 No, he's from around here, it's a guy I unfortunately know. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Now would that be an individual collection? Or like every Far Side every crammed together? Cuz I gather that would be about 8 bibles. As for the spider thing, I've also heard that and I think it's true. Between the ones that happened to get smothered in your food to the little red baby ones that scare the holy piss out of Marvin crawling in your mouth, I think 8 sounds a little low. KOTZ: make a comparison between him going through puberty and the fish crawling out of the ooze. That's never not worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I blocked him. I couldn't take him telling me that this stuff couldn't have happened in the 3.5 billion years or so that life has been on this planet. Ahem, I repeat that point, because it's fairly important: 3.5 BILLION YEARS WAS NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR NATURE TO EXPLORE EVERY MUTATION POSSIBLE IS WHAT THIS PERSON IS SAYING. I hate people who refuse to accept that things happen by chance. He couldn't even understand the concept that stuff that worked got to have offspring and thus spread their adaptations. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
