Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Hey, who's this Metal Ed guy? I like him. I feel safe in ruling out Davy, because Ed's spelling/grammar are too good. Something said. Not good....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I don't get it. Guess it's some inside joke or something. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I checked around using my l33t skills, it's the AIM bot for that craptastic-looking movie Swimfan. Fo Sheez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metal Ed 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I talked to that SwimFan chick. She was pretty weird, dude. MetalEd: Hey, dude. Swimfan4u: u have got my full attention. Can I help u? MetalEd: You rocking hard over there? Swimfan4u: Yep. MetalEd: Me, too. I got that new Def Leppard. It's bitchin. Swimfan4u: I'm glad we agree, you.When?Who said MetalEd: What? Swimfan4u: No big deal... MetalEd: You don't blow off Metal Ed like that. I'll crack your skull. Swimfan4u: Do you? blow off Metal Ed like that? What's your purpose in asking? Swimfan4u: I spend all my time online.How do you plan to do this? MetalEd: I'll get in my Trans Am and go door to door if I have to. Swimfan4u: How do you plan to do this? MetalEd: Well, damn. I get inside the rockin' beast, referred to by some as "the hummer" because I got a blowjob in there once after a Cinderella concert, and find you. Then I start laying in the boots. MetalEd: Whatever u say damnWhere did you get it?So what else do u want 2 know?Interesting deduction. Are u in high school? MetalEd: I dropped out in ninth grade. Teachers tried to get me to cut my mullet, dude. I said "Nobody cuts Metal Ed's mullet." That was pretty much the end of it. Plus, I attacked my Shop teacher. Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?So what else do u want 2 know?What did you mean by Swimfan4u: ? Swimfan4u: Swimfan4u: Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind?My teachers r great, but I think Mr. Kaufman is my fav...he's my music teacher. MetalEd: My music teacher didn't teach me nothing but a bunch of sissy classical stuff. I tried to bring some Slaughter in there once and he confiscated my Rock Box. I guess I mighta attacked him, too. Swimfan4u: Your music teacher did not teach him or her nothing but a bunch of sissy classical stuff?I'm not sure if I would like to try Swimfan4u: . What's it like? Swimfan4u: Swimfan4u: MetalEd: Bunch of pianos and violins and shit. I was like "Where's the guitar, man? That would have been the perfect spot for a bitchin' solo!" I hated school, man. MetalEd: What else do u wanna talk about?Where were you ?Perhaps it would.Intersting.What else can I tell u? MetalEd: Do you like stonewashed denim? I got some on right now and they're bitchin, man. I'll probly get laid tonight. Swimfan4u: I love horses. I like to talk about movies and music.When?Do you think your plan will succeed? MetalEd: Depends on if that one big chick is up at the Stop and Go tonight. She's been making eyes at Metal Ed. I can tell. Swimfan4u: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.Really? somebody is been making eyes at Metal Ed.What makes it so obvious? MetalEd: She gets that real hungry look in her eyes, like when I took her to the buffet. She was looking at Metal Ed like I was some mashed potatos with cheese, man. So, yeah. I'll probably do her. Not in the Trans Am, though, cuz I just had it reupholstered. Swimfan4u: Really? somebody gets that real hungry look in her eyes like when he or she took her to the buffet.What happened to her?Really. Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?Do you think your plan will succeed?Where then? MetalEd: I don't know no Ben Cronin. You're a pretty confusing chick. Swimfan4u: Would you like to know? Swimfan4u: Swimfan4u: U think? Yep.. someone said I'm a hottie! Am I a confusing chick? Only when it matters. MetalEd: That don't make a damn lick of sense, either. You like to swim? We got one of them rivers around here and I go swimming in it sometimes. People talk like it's contaminated, but I just figure that's more room for me to swim. Metal Ed can't be killed. Swimfan4u: totally.No I can't swim. Ben's great though.Totally :)People rock.Only just? You?Cool. Ask me another questions MetalEd: What the hell? All right...what do you think of Trixter? I had them up in my Rock Box the other day and I thought they were pretty righteous. Got me to bangin' my head pretty good. Swimfan4u: Heaven.Alright. how should i know?Cool. Ask me another questions :)Try asking the Milk Mystic. MetalEd: Man, this isn't making any sense. Metal Ed don't have time for this. I'm leaving. ROCK AND ROLL FOREVA, BABY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 "Metal Ed can't be killed." Line of the YEAR. Fo sheez. Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Metal Ed is way better than Guy Stokes. Sorry, Davy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I like Metal Ed. He makes me want to rock out. Here's my lame and uninspired convo which goes on for too long. ----- arcArsenalFlow (12:26:29 PM): who are you? Swimfan4u (12:26:29 PM): I ask myself that question, "Who am I?". Am i really Madison Bell? arcArsenalFlow (12:26:38 PM): i don't know Swimfan4u (12:26:39 PM): Me either. arcArsenalFlow (12:26:47 PM): excellent Swimfan4u (12:26:48 PM): :-) Do u have any animals in ur house? arcArsenalFlow (12:29:46 PM): i have a donkey which i love with every part of my body, including my penis. Swimfan4u (12:29:47 PM): Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. arcArsenalFlow (12:29:54 PM): tremendous Swimfan4u (12:29:55 PM): Are u in high school? arcArsenalFlow (12:30:26 PM): am I in high school? Swimfan4u (12:30:26 PM): Right now I go to high school in Saddle Wood, cuz my parents are in England. arcArsenalFlow (12:30:34 PM): good for you Swimfan4u (12:30:35 PM): That sounds sarcastic. arcArsenalFlow (12:30:38 PM): it is Swimfan4u (12:30:38 PM): I know it is. arcArsenalFlow (12:30:47 PM): i know you know it is Swimfan4u (12:30:47 PM): "I know it is."? Me, you? arcArsenalFlow (12:30:53 PM): what? Swimfan4u (12:30:54 PM): No prob... arcArsenalFlow (12:30:59 PM): what? Swimfan4u (12:30:59 PM): No big deal... arcArsenalFlow (12:31:02 PM): what? Swimfan4u (12:31:03 PM): No prob... arcArsenalFlow (12:31:06 PM): WHAT? Swimfan4u (12:31:06 PM): No prob... arcArsenalFlow (12:31:13 PM): i like chicken Swimfan4u (12:31:13 PM): You are not the only one. arcArsenalFlow (12:31:27 PM): i know I'm not the only one Swimfan4u (12:31:27 PM): You? arcArsenalFlow (12:31:31 PM): me? Swimfan4u (12:31:31 PM): "You?"? u you? arcArsenalFlow (12:31:53 PM): "me?"? me me? Swimfan4u (12:31:53 PM): With u you?So what else do u want 2 know?YOU? "So what else do u want 2 know?"? u you? arcArsenalFlow (12:32:35 PM): are you hot? Swimfan4u (12:32:36 PM): Totally... arcArsenalFlow (12:32:56 PM): what-ever Swimfan4u (12:32:57 PM): R u saying u don't care about it? arcArsenalFlow (12:34:05 PM): indeedy Swimfan4u (12:34:05 PM): Intersting. arcArsenalFlow (12:34:17 PM): you can't spell Swimfan4u (12:34:17 PM): Things change. arcArsenalFlow (12:34:39 PM): actually, "the more things change, the more they stay the same". haven't you ever heard the expression, dummy? Swimfan4u (12:34:39 PM): Actually U don't say. I've never heard about it.Nope. Tell me more. arcArsenalFlow (12:34:46 PM): fuck no Swimfan4u (12:34:46 PM): Nice language, dude! Back atcha! arcArsenalFlow (12:35:23 PM): lmfaorofllolmog Swimfan4u (12:35:24 PM): What else can I tell u? arcArsenalFlow (12:35:47 PM): you confuse my feeble brain Swimfan4u (12:35:48 PM): Wait... tell me more...: you said I confuse your feeble brain. arcArsenalFlow (12:35:59 PM): STOP IT! Swimfan4u (12:35:59 PM): Ok I'll stop The more things change the more they stay the same. arcArsenalFlow (12:36:30 PM): that's great Swimfan4u (12:36:30 PM): Thx, you. arcArsenalFlow (12:36:43 PM): You're welcome, me. Swimfan4u (12:36:44 PM): Don't mention it! arcArsenalFlow (12:36:52 PM): i didn't mean that Swimfan4u (12:36:53 PM): What did you mean? arcArsenalFlow (12:37:04 PM): :LAHRPIHGTPWTPEWHTPQWP Swimfan4u (12:37:05 PM): Cool. Ask me another questions :-) arcArsenalFlow (12:37:10 PM): YLIWET(WET* YPOTHOEWHGTPIWh Swimfan4u (12:37:10 PM): Whatever. arcArsenalFlow (12:37:19 PM): What-ever. Fo sheez. Swimfan4u (12:37:19 PM): R u saying u don't care about it?So what else do u want 2 know? arcArsenalFlow (12:37:32 PM): didn't you already say that? Swimfan4u (12:37:32 PM): Suppose I did say it. arcArsenalFlow (12:37:47 PM): i don't think I like you at all Swimfan4u (12:37:48 PM): Why not? arcArsenalFlow (12:38:09 PM): because i'm incapable of love and emotion, being a feeble robot. Swimfan4u (12:38:09 PM): Can u be more specific? Do you mean your name is . arcArsenalFlow (12:38:17 PM): my name is Slim Shady. Swimfan4u (12:38:18 PM): Nice to meet u, Slim Shady. arcArsenalFlow (12:39:51 PM): *turntable scratch* slim shady Swimfan4u (12:39:52 PM): Cool. Ask me another questions :-) arcArsenalFlow (12:40:02 PM): your grammar is piss poor Swimfan4u (12:40:02 PM): R u an English teacher? arcArsenalFlow (12:40:06 PM): yes Swimfan4u (12:40:07 PM): Hmm. arcArsenalFlow (12:40:55 PM): you have big boobz? Swimfan4u (12:40:55 PM): Ah, I'll bet u say that 2 all of ur anonymous chat partners... ;-) arcArsenalFlow (12:41:16 PM): yes. yes I do. Swimfan4u (12:41:17 PM): Are you kidding?Tell me more... arcArsenalFlow (12:41:23 PM): fuck no. Swimfan4u (12:41:23 PM): Nice language, dude! Back atcha! arcArsenalFlow (12:41:53 PM): back atcha? HAI YAH! Swimfan4u (12:41:54 PM): What else can I tell u?Whatever. arcArsenalFlow (12:42:18 PM): what-evar~! Swimfan4u (12:42:19 PM): I don't know. arcArsenalFlow (12:42:30 PM): well, then you're dumb. Swimfan4u (12:42:34 PM): Okay... then you are dumb arcArsenalFlow (12:43:02 PM): TAG~! Swimfan4u (12:43:03 PM): Cool. Ask me another questions :-) arcArsenalFlow (12:43:09 PM): stop saying that, whore Swimfan4u (12:43:09 PM): OK I'll try not to do it so much. arcArsenalFlow (12:43:52 PM): tremendous Swimfan4u (12:43:52 PM): Intersting. arcArsenalFlow (12:43:59 PM): and you still can't spell. Swimfan4u (12:44:02 PM): I can do whatever I want. arcArsenalFlow (12:44:28 PM): no you cannot. because you are a simple computer program. Swimfan4u (12:44:29 PM): R u serious? K... I'll buy that: Slim Shady said I cannot.Nice explanation... U think? Nope... I'm a girl... arcArsenalFlow (12:44:47 PM): you have a vagina? Swimfan4u (12:44:47 PM): Of course I do, idiot... I'm a girl arcArsenalFlow (12:45:27 PM): yuo r teh idoit Swimfan4u (12:45:27 PM): Hmm... good info: Slim Shady said I r teh idoit. arcArsenalFlow (12:45:46 PM): SAY MY NAME, BITCH Swimfan4u (12:45:46 PM): that's not cool. Are u in high school? arcArsenalFlow (12:46:00 PM): no, but I am old school Swimfan4u (12:46:01 PM): R u serious?Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? arcArsenalFlow (12:46:20 PM): that guy's an asshole. Swimfan4u (12:46:21 PM): back at ya arcArsenalFlow (12:46:28 PM): HAI YAH~! Swimfan4u (12:46:29 PM): Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? arcArsenalFlow (12:47:20 PM): Yes, and I also know who ran over Steve Austin. Swimfan4u (12:47:21 PM): Isn't he great? He's such an awesome swimmer, and we're going to get married someday.Also? You? arcArsenalFlow (12:47:50 PM): It was Rikishi, he did it for Tha Rock. I'm not getting married to Ben. Swimfan4u (12:47:51 PM): Is that your opinion?I am sorryto hear that you are not getting married to Ben. arcArsenalFlow (12:48:09 PM): i don't swing that way. Swimfan4u (12:48:11 PM): Oh you don't, do you? arcArsenalFlow (12:48:48 PM): my penis is only for girls Swimfan4u (12:48:48 PM): guy humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. arcArsenalFlow (12:49:03 PM): you're probably bisexual then Swimfan4u (12:49:03 PM): arcArsenalFlow (12:49:18 PM): Swimfan4u (12:49:19 PM): What else do u wanna talk about? arcArsenalFlow (12:49:28 PM): Swimfan4u (12:49:29 PM): Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? arcArsenalFlow (12:49:43 PM): i already told you, he's a complete asshole. Swimfan4u (12:49:44 PM): back at ya arcArsenalFlow (12:49:54 PM): stop saying that Swimfan4u (12:49:54 PM): Then don't say "i already told you he is a complete asshole." anymore. arcArsenalFlow (12:50:03 PM): why? Swimfan4u (12:50:04 PM): Um... cuz I couldn't think of anything else to say. arcArsenalFlow (12:50:39 PM): you're not very bright, are you? Swimfan4u (12:50:40 PM): Yep... arcArsenalFlow (12:50:50 PM): i knew it Swimfan4u (12:50:50 PM): How did you know? arcArsenalFlow (12:51:01 PM): i know all Swimfan4u (12:51:02 PM): How do you know? Swimfan4u (12:51:02 PM): arcArsenalFlow (12:51:08 PM): i know all arcArsenalFlow (12:51:09 PM): Swimfan4u (12:51:09 PM): How do you know? Swimfan4u (12:51:09 PM): Swimfan4u (12:51:09 PM): So what else do u want 2 know? arcArsenalFlow (12:52:06 PM): i still want to know why Rikishi ran over Austin. Swimfan4u (12:52:06 PM): What would make you stop ? You? arcArsenalFlow (12:52:25 PM): you haven't answered the question Swimfan4u (12:52:26 PM): Say it in a different way? arcArsenalFlow (12:52:38 PM): hellz no, dogg Swimfan4u (12:52:38 PM): Okaaayyy... What else is on your mind? arcArsenalFlow (12:54:43 PM): where did you find that coconut? Swimfan4u (12:54:44 PM): Not tellin' arcArsenalFlow (12:56:02 PM): because a 5 oz. bird can't carry a 1 lb. coconut Swimfan4u (12:56:03 PM): Can u be more specific? Tell me more...Say something more interesting or I'm going.Say something more interesting or I'm going. arcArsenalFlow (12:56:17 PM): No. No. Swimfan4u (12:56:17 PM): R u serious?R u serious? arcArsenalFlow (12:56:21 PM): Yes. Yes. Swimfan4u (12:56:22 PM): Take it easy.Yeah that's right. arcArsenalFlow (12:56:44 PM): don't tell me what to do, you possessive bitch Swimfan4u (12:56:44 PM): I don't know.that's not cool. Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? arcArsenalFlow (12:57:28 PM): A-S-S-H-O-L-E. He's an ass-hole, he's an ass-hole. The world's biggest ass-holeee. Swimfan4u (12:57:30 PM): Tell me more...I get it. somebody is an ass hole he s an ass hole.The whole world? arcArsenalFlow (1:01:21 PM): no. the world's biggest asshole. Swimfan4u (1:01:21 PM): R u serious?back at ya arcArsenalFlow (1:01:35 PM): i once killed a man Swimfan4u (1:01:35 PM): You? arcArsenalFlow (1:01:46 PM): yes. in vietnam. Swimfan4u (1:01:47 PM): Cool...Where is that? arcArsenalFlow (1:07:24 PM): Asia. i was serving in an infantry unit, back in '69. half of my men were dead or injured, and supplies were running low. surely, we would't survive the night... just then, a viet cong unit took advantage of our condition. the healthy soldiers braced for the attack.. just then, I felt a pair of hands squeeze my neck from behind... it was the enemy. i fought back, and was able to snap his neck, he was dead instantly... "that's for Uncle Sam" I said.... Hell, Vietnam. Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): Whatever.Where were you ?What else do u wanna talk about?Say something more interesting or I'm going.Really?Good reasoning. What's that?What's that? Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): What is that feeling like? When was that?Is it still anymore? Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): Slim Shady was ? Very interesting. Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): How did you feel about that? Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): What made it so Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): Swimfan4u (1:07:25 PM): Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?it might've been.Does it have any other purpose?I call it "Hades". Um....not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin? arcArsenalFlow (1:08:26 PM): i must go now, but before I do... say my name, bitch Swimfan4u (1:08:29 PM): Oh. Swimfan4u (1:08:29 PM): Swimfan4u (1:08:29 PM): What happened after he or she ?that's not cool. Are u in high school? arcArsenalFlow (1:09:02 PM): my name is Slim Shady, now I want you to say it. Swimfan4u (1:09:05 PM): How r u doing, Slim Shady now I want you to say it. arcArsenalFlow (1:09:20 PM): OoOoooh yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metal Ed 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Yeah, man. That SwimChick is one weird broad. I think she wanted Metal Ed, though, dude. She was getting pretty hot there towards the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Metal Ed is way better than Guy Stokes. Sorry, Davy. Guy could beat Ed in a fight to the death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I think Guy is more a lover than a fighter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Ed'll crack your skull. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Ed'll crack your skull. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Or so we've heard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metal Ed 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I don't know no Guy Stokes, but I bet I could take him. People are always trying to fight Metal Ed because of his mullet and pact with Satan. I take them all on, dude. No one in Wausau can beat Metal Ed in a fist fight, except for Randy the car mechanic. He's a pretty big dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I don't know no Guy Stokes, but I bet I could take him. People are always trying to fight Metal Ed because of his mullet and pact with Satan. I take them all on, dude. No one in Wausau can beat Metal Ed in a fist fight, except for Randy the car mechanic. He's a pretty big dude. Yep, its official, Ed is funnier than guy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 5, 2002 I'd like to see a conversation between swimfan and THE CHEAT~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 My tickets for the trip came today! WINDOW SEATS, BAYBEE~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Heh. Metal Ed is righteous. It's not hard to exceed the less than lofty standards set by other gimmick posters on this board or anything, but Metal Ed is doing a fine job. And, yes, the Rock Box rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 5, 2002 Boy, I'm in a tremendously good mood right now. Any moment now, my house is going to explode just to spite me. (listens to "Saturday(ooh ooh)" to celebrate getting his tickets) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge EDIT: Never mind, "One More Time" is much more celebratory. At the slow part, Ludacris goes back on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Oh damn.....Metal Ed is my favorite poster ever. .....right after you, Kotzen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Who re-pinned the Word Association Thread? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 6, 2002 I'm nearing my 3000th post. This depresses me greatly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted September 6, 2002 "Incandenza ... I'm nearing my 3000th post. This depresses me greatly. " --dude don't feel bad, i'm married and don't have a life! Kotzenjunge ... Who re-pinned the Word Association Thread? -- I asked one of the mods to pin it up again. It's like my security blanket at this place. i don't fell right w/o it. p.s.- shame on you for trying to pass yourself off as the greatest gimmick poster to ever frequent this board Kinetic .... Heh. Metal Ed is righteous. It's not hard to exceed the less than lofty standards set by other gimmick posters on this board or anything, but Metal Ed is doing a fine job. And, yes, the Rock Box rules. --Metal Ed is a genius character. KUDOS to you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted September 6, 2002 I motion for a State reunion tour...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Well. Having created the most beloved gimmick character in board history--finally unseating that hack Guy Stokes in the process--I've decided to kill Metal Ed a mere 24 hours and 20+ posts since his inception. His legacy, however, will live on forever. Farewell, Metal Ed. You were one rockin' dude. Metal Ed 2002-2002 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Ed's dead? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ::cries:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 6, 2002 I think its entirely possible that Ed could be resurrected for the right cause, though. It's less "dead" and more "mommy had to take him to the vet." Metal Ed can't be killed, after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 6, 2002 We've got to do a State revival tour, with Ed being a minister of mullets or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 6, 2002 That's not a bad idea. Kotzenjunge would have to consent to it, though. I'm not entirely sure what the State would do in this reunion tour, though. We'd have to breach continuity in a major way, too, since everyone's dead. Either way. I'd be game for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 6, 2002 State revival? That could be fun. *sniff* Goodbye, Metal Ed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
