Whose name does Steph call at night?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

If and when Stephanie McMahon is enjoying moments of ecstasy during an alliance with Triple H, what does she say?

 

A. Oh, Hunter

B. Oh, Triple H

C. Oh, Paul

D. Oh, Terra

E. Oh, Dad

F. Oh, Chris

G. Oh, Shane

H. OH MY GOD YOU'RE GETTING THE BELT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I. None apply, because WE'RE the ones that are getting fucked by Steph

J. They've all come into play at one point or another

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

No "All of the above?"

 

I'll say K) Brock Lesnar..therefore explaining his push despite lack of visible talent or charisma.

[Guest Flyboy]

Is thread... is beyond words.

 

 

EDIT: You forgot "OH PORKCHOPS!"

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

In all likelyhood, Triple H built up those muscles because he's insecure about his penis size, which would lead one to believe that he has small genitalia and couldn't please Steph. So Steph wouldn't scream anything at all, unless she's faking it, or fantasizing about the true God among men, La Parka.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I say she's screaming for Spoon, but that's just my theory.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ozymandias]

I'll say K) Brock Lesnar..therefore explaining his push despite lack of visible talent or charisma.

No, that's the name Vince screams out in bed when Linda is wearing the strap-on....

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Bad image, bad image, bad image, bad image..

[Guest Flyboy]

I say she's screaming for Spoon, but that's just my theory.

Nah.. it's all about 'Batman'.

[Guest alfdogg]

Bad image, bad image, bad image, bad image..

Understatement of the day.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

...and there goes the soda.

 

I think Steph screams many things while Michael Cole watches and whispers to himself what a "cooo" this will be for his future sessions.

 

Maybe Steph gets on her back spread eagled and says "I've got two words for YOU, Hunter!"

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I think I crossed the line there.

 

But what if he got down, was about to get the tongue ready, and posed and spit water on her?

 

And THAT is #666, as this is all getting EVIL.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

In all likelyhood, Triple H built up those muscles because he's insecure about his penis size, which would lead one to believe that he has small genitalia and couldn't please Steph.

Actually, it's more the other way around. Hunter really Really REALLY seems to like bodybuilding, even if it means taking the Easy Way Out. However, there's bad side effects. Go look at the huge bulge in all the late 70s heel Hogan stuff on "Hulk Still Rules" and compare it to later on to see what I mean.

 

 

..............I can't believe I just endorsed people to do such a thing. O_o****

 

But anyway, I imagine Steph gets turned on by Anglesault watching crappy matches, since she seems to make that happen so much. So I imagine a night at Casa De Steph goes about like this: "Oh, 'Sault! I love it when you talk dirty about my booking!"

[Guest midnight_burn]

HHH: "I AM THE GAME~!" ::poses, sprays semen::

 

Hmm, maybe Steph screamed out 'Oh, Jericho!' one night, and that's why Triple H has been holding him down.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Surprisingly nobody has yet mentioned her peaches.

[Guest eiker_ir]

So Steph wouldn't scream anything at all, unless she's faking it, or fantasizing about the true God among men, La Parka.

 

HHH: "I AM THE GAME~!" ::poses, sprays semen::  

 

LMAO

:lol:

 

 

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Hey I don't know about you guys, but when *I* think "La Parka" I think "bone" and that must be enough to put Stephie over the top.

[Guest The Superstar]

The only name she screams is Guy Stokes.

[Guest Eagan469]

(Steph with a Jericho mask on, bent over)

 

HHH: "WHO'S MY BITCH?!"

Steph: "I AM!"

[Guest Quik]

Wow, I wonder if any WWE employees are reading this...

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I was thinking the same thing each time I posted in the fanfic thread. I keep imagining Tommy Dreamer or someone becoming very disgusted with us.. or having a good laugh.

[Guest Quik]

Or Steph going "How'd they find out?!"

[Guest cabbageboy]

Steph: "RVD! RVD!"

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I summon all the thread-killing powers in my very being to BURY THIS CRAP!

 

I, however, am amused by the fan fiction, so I'll go bump it now.

[Guest buffybeast]

If and when Stephanie McMahon is enjoying moments of ecstasy during an alliance with Triple H, what does she say?

 

A. Oh, Hunter

B. Oh, Triple H

C. Oh, Paul

D. Oh, Terra

E. Oh, Dad

F. Oh, Chris

G. Oh, Shane

H. OH MY GOD YOU'RE GETTING THE BELT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I. None apply, because WE'RE the ones that are getting fucked by Steph

J. They've all come into play at one point or another

My vote would go to:

 

H: OH MY GOD YOU'RE GETTING THE BELT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

 

 

[Guest Breetai]

I wonder if he arsefucks her like he did chyna.

 

Seriously.

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

I wonder if he arsefucks her like he did chyna.

 

Seriously.

When the hell did HHH ever say this? I keep hearing it come up...was there some sort of a Playboy interview I was never aware of or something?

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I wonder if he arsefucks her like he did chyna.

 

Seriously.

When the hell did HHH ever say this? I keep hearing it come up...was there some sort of a Playboy interview I was never aware of or something?

I think Chyna hinted at it during a Howard Stern appearance.

[Guest HartFan86]

Someone posted after HHH won that Hogan picture in Austrilia during that auction that he would be hanging that above his bed (though HHH said that sarcastically he would) and it went something like this:

 

*Hogan painting above bed, HHH looks at it*

 

HHH: WHOSE YOUR BITCH, HULK

 

Steph: YOU ARE, HUNTER.

 

HHH: THIS IS FOR BACKLASH!

 

*Steph screams*

 

 

Wait....no, it didn't go like that...but something like it, lol.

[EL DANDY~!]

I personally think that it's all a big ruse, and that Angle is gonna get the big push, and the love triangle will come full circle.

 

So my answer is N..."KURT ANGLE IS YOUR OLYMPIC HERO, BITCH! SAY IT, OR YOU AIN'T GETTING THE BELT!"

[Guest buffybeast]

I wonder if he arsefucks her like he did chyna.

 

Seriously.

When the hell did HHH ever say this? I keep hearing it come up...was there some sort of a Playboy interview I was never aware of or something?

I think Chyna hinted at it during a Howard Stern appearance.

Chyna did not hint at it. She flat out told Howard that HHH likes to do it up the ass and that she indulges him every now and again.

 

I would be surprised if Steph did NOT give her ass up to HHH.